There shall be a new character added to the mix. Be nice to him :P
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"Who ya texting?"
"….."
"Bryan?"
"….go away Ian."
"…….Tell me."
"Ian."
"……please."
"…..no."
"Please!"
"No!"
"Bryaan….pleeaasee!"
"Ian, piss off before I shove you in the bin."
"I don't fit in the bin, remember? So your threat is empty."
"Then I'll just shove you head first down the toilet."
"If you don't tell me I'll resort to desperate measures."
"Getting Tala to order me to tell you won't work."
"I know that from when you took the batteries out of my Gameboy. I have a different desperate measure."
"Ian, I don't care so just piss off."
"Fine but I'll be back and then you will tell me who your secret texter friend is."
"I would say don't be so nosy but that extra limb stuck to your face makes it impossible for you."
"Fuck you!"
"Whatever."
Twenty minutes later…….
"Hello…"
"What is it Max?"
"Ian said tell him or something like that."
"So you're his desperate measure."
"His what?"
"…..never mind."
"……so…"
"I'm not going to tell him."
"O.k.…."
"……."
"…..so…what did Ian want to know?"
"He didn't tell you?"
"Nope."
"Then I'm not going to either."
"Meanie."
"My god, that's the worst insult ever, I'm so hurt."
"You better be!"
"……do you know what sarcasm is?
"…um….Kai uses it a lot against Tyson I think."
"That's not what I asked."
"…oh…um……the weather is nice and sunny today, don't you think?"
"……."
"What?"
"……."
"……"
"…….."
"…..uh….you're phone is going off."
"……you are extremely weird."
"Like your not."
"Excuse me."
"Why, what did you do?"
"…….huh?"
"You said excuse me so I asked -"
"Yeah, I know that. Are you trying to be a smartass or something?"
"No. How would I be a smartass?"
"….never mind."
"……"
"……."
"…….."
"……how long are you going to sit here?"
"…um…..till you tell Ian that thing I guess."
"Don't you have anything else better to do?"
"Nope. Everybody else is busy."
"Great."
"……."
"……"
"…….."
"O.k, what is Ian offering you to do this?"
"Do what? I'm not doing anything."
"You are sitting there staring at me."
"I'm not."
"You are."
"……"
"……stop it."
"I'm not doing anything."
"…I didn't think Ian was this clever."
"….wha?"
"I can't hit you or anything to get rid of you because then everybody will want to smash my face in."
"…really, I'm not doing anything. Ian just said to sit by you and to tell you to tell him."
"……and what did he offer you to do that?"
"…..just some candy and an ice-cream later."
"Go to Ian and tell him I'll talk. If you do that I'll give anything you want."
"Really!"
"Only if you piss off and tell Ian."
"O.k!"
Five minutes later……
"So…you gonna tell me or what?"
"What."
"……your not going to tell me."
"Correct."
"Are you going to hurt me?"
"Correct."
"I'm going to go find Tala."
"I'm going to go and shove you down a toilet."
"Before I start running-"
"And screaming like a girl."
"I'm not going to scream like a girl!"
"Right, I really believe you."
"……can I ask one question?"
"Sure, you should have one last request before you drown down the bog."
"How did you get rid of Max?"
"I offered to give him anything if he pissed off."
"Damn. I thought he would work against you."
"Well, you was wrong."
"He did annoy you right?"
"…..no."
"Liar."
"Whatever. Anyway, start running Ian." "
"Huh?"
I think Tala is at the beach today."
"Oh shit!"
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O.k, this might be confusing. Basically Bryan was getting paranoid with Max just sitting there staring at him. He thought the innocent blonde was up to something. Poor Maxie didn't have a clue, all he wanted was some ice-cream so he just did what Ian asked him to do.
As for who Bryan is texting can be whoever you want it to be, let your imagiantion run wild.
