Elves, Pirates, Wizards, and Muggles Extraordinaire

Four Worlds Collide

Captain Jack Sparrow has just sailed to the Malfoy Mansion (yes he SAILED). It happened like this Abi, Nikki, Rachel, and Ashley had brought him to life from Abi's laptop (the laptop's named Jack also but that's not the point) and sent him out in his ship. At this moment the sky is falling and rocks are raining from the sky. The reason Jack has come to the Malfoy's is to repair his ship because the falling rocks are puncturing the sides of it. He knocks on the door and Draco answers.

"Hi," Jack says, "Would you please help me fix the holes in my ship?"

"Why should I?" Draco said about to shut the door.

"Because I'll kill you and ransack your house if you don't."

Just then, Meghan showed up in the doorway. "Now, now Drakkie-wakkie no being rude to the very strange looking pirate-like dude."

Suddenly, Remus Lupin appeared floating in midair. "You three have been chosen for the Holy Quest of saving the world from the evil raccoons from hell, who wish to take it over."

"Let's go to my house, we can use it as a base," Meghan decided.

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At this very moment, Jack Sparrow, I mean Captain Jack Sparrow is at Meghan's house. He's very, very, very, drunk, and is shouting random things.

"Lets eat pillows!!" "The cranberries are walking! The cranberries are walking!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Meghan yells.

"Meghan, Captain Jack Sparrow is drunk, and when you're drunk, you say random things!" Ashley explained.

"No you don't." Meghan said, crossing her arms over her chest angrily.

"Yes you do." Ashley retorted.

"No you don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No you don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"STOP!" Snape shouted. Snape had been sent there to help Jack, Meghan, and Draco save the world from the raccoons. (The school nurses got to school on the first day, screamed, and threw the unconscious Snape out the window.) "Your incessant babbling is driving me insane!"

"That's not nice Snape," Allison said trying to pry Sirius' hands off of her legs. Ever since Snape had showed up he had decided Alli would make a good shield, "He's drunk, he can't help himself and Meghan and Ashley like arguing. Besides, you were all ready insane."

All of a sudden the first movement from Beethoven's fifth symphony blasted through the room. Snape clapped his hands over his ears, screamed, and dove for cover. Sirius shrieked and bolted for the closet. Jack started singing "A Pirate's Life for Me" against the piano notes. Meghan, Ashley, and Allison stared in confusion and Draco started to cry.

The music shut off and Harry stepped out from behind the stereo. "Good," he said to the now silent room, "now, help me!" He was covered from head to foot with cute little animals from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves who were gnawing at his body. Around each animal's neck was a nametag with a different name of a Death Eater. One of the nametags read Lucifer.

So, Alli actually thought of an idea (with Sirius once again clinging to her leg) and summoned Mt. Doom out of Middle Earth. First, it vanished from Mordor and appeared in Isengard crushing Orthanc, Saruman, and the orcs. Then, it vanished and appeared in Rivendell squishing Elrond in the process (yea. he's so mean). Next it popped up in Knockturn Alley squashing Lucius, then Abi's House to say, "Hi," to her (yes, Mt. Doom stopped by to talk) and finally reached Meghan's house. Everyone but Snape and Draco cast hovering charms on themselves as the volcano erupted. Snape, Draco, all the raccoons, and Harry whose charm failed were incinerated by the lava flow and the world now was a little island in space with only Sirius, Nikki, Abi, Katia, Alli, Ashley, Meghan, and Mandy alive.