The Scent of Fear in the Jungle of Fear
Chapter the 7
Sawyer could feel the hot tears stinging his face. The blood ran slowly from the back of his neck where Jack had tried to perform surgery the night before to remove "the dharma microchips" he claimed to see everywhere.
Kate Screamed! AHH!
Kate really loved Jin! But Jin was dead! She was so ruefully despondent.
Mr. Eko looked upon Jack with disdain mixed with Old Spice Body Spray.
He and Jack began to Run. To the local Dharma Target. For some chips. And a new DVD player.
Charlie could feel the crack he had injested beginning to wear off. When out of the tree jumped ETHAN ROM!
Ethan and he began to fight! And then Ethan pulled out a sword and he stabbed Charlie but Charlie wasn't really hurt all the bad because he was wearing a shield!
And then, Michael, and his lover, Mrs. Klue, took Ethan. And then ran and ran.
They ran together.
They ran for all that was holy
Alvar Hanso then riffled through Sawyer's Dharmalicious belongings. He came across one savory piece of literature, entitled "Izzy Willy Nilly," the harrowing tale of a young peg-leg girl with a really hairy friend.
Bernard could feel the jelousy growing inside of him like a ravenous beast. He needed to take action.
And the action was clear
He needed to kill John Locke.
Bernard approached a mysterious and enticing she-beast he had never noticed before. She was wearing a tech vest over a red dress, had long red hair, and the odd stench of Dharma Cheetos.
"Have you seen John Locke?" Bernard asked this dame
"Why do you ask?" She replied in an oddly masculine voice
"Because I want to kill him," Bernard replied
"Oh"
Aaron then set the raft on fire!"
Sawyer picked up the book he was reading, the mysteriously titled This Whole Damn TV Series is a Dream Sequence of the Character, Hurley.
COULD IT BE A CLUE!
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE THE ENDD!
