The Scent of Fear in the Jungle of Fear

Chapter 8

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Previously on The Scent of Fear in the Jungle of Fear

Bernard approached a mysterious and enticing she-beast he had never noticed before. She was wearing a tech vest over a red dress, had long red hair, and the odd stench of Dharma Cheetos.

Have you seen John Locke? Bernard asked this dame

Why do you ask? She replied in an oddly masculine voice

Because I want to kill him, Bernard replied

Oh

Hurley strained to wipe his lachrymose tears. He couldnt believe the song Michelle. This issue of stealing bread from Ukrainian people really hurt him deep deep deep down inside where nobody could save him from his deep deep dark thoughts.

Meanwhile,

Jin sat, thinking about a ubiquitous coconut he longed for...but he could only find guavas and papayas and coconuts and grapefruits but NO COCONUTS!

Meanwhile,

A DINGO LEPT FROM THE DEEP DARKNESS OF THE WOODS AND RIPPED OFF ROSES FACE! and ate the baby aaron.

kate searched everywhere for henry gale. everywhere, everywhere. charlie obsequiously walked up to her and snarled, maybe the dingo ate your henry!

the group of castaways sits on an island of turmoil, surrounded by all fruit and no coconuts, and jack and mr. eko are running from it all. They run for each other,

they run for locke,

they run for bananas.

TBC!