Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Unfortunately this newer version of the fan-fic will have no lyrics or song chapters due to the site's rules on song lyrics, and the fact that I chose like 90 of the songs from bands foreign to the US.

Dancing Babies!

It had only been a month since the interLOAFERs and other Scions had left. Their absence for the most part was easily accepted by the adults and more mature members of both the Misfits and the X-Men, the exception to this was the girlfriend of the Scion of Chaos.

Wanda Maximoff was in a miserable state, and not because she missed her boyfriend, she was in fact completely miserable because she and the Misfit girls had somehow been conned into watching the triplets and the babies while the boys went out on a camping trip to the Everglades. She also wasn't the only miserable one, as Althea and Lina were busy trying to find Claudius. Angelica was frantically searching for a way to douse the fire that the triplets had caused. Wanda though had the biggest problem, she had to change Beaky's diaper and it was taking her and Spyder to hold the bird-baby down.

Then everything suddenly calmed down. The fire in the triplets' room died to small flicker that Angelica stomped out. Althea found Claudius in the swimming pool for the fourth time that day and Lina found his clothes in the sink. Beaky also stopped crying and struggling as he noticed a familiar face appear above him.

"Wow, this is weird." Spyder said as she tickled under Beaky's chin. Beaky in turn stretched his arms upwards. "Sorry Beaky, but you need a diaper change."

Then with out warning Beaky popped up on his feet and began to dance as a song played from nowhere and a chorus of singing frogs appeared. Spyder jumped back in fear, while Wanda shook her head, as she already knew what was happening. Then Beaky started to lip synch to an obvious puppeteer.

At this point the other girls in the house came running. Even CoverGirl who had been enjoying a nice quiet bath was surprised. Althea just stared in shock at her adopted brother, while the triplets could only blink. Althea also recognized the song as a one of the better songs from the Gorillaz, a cartoon like music group.

"What the hell!" Spyder screamed as got up off the floor. "I only watched that video with him once!"

"Perfection." Wanda said with a chuckle as her boyfriend materialized. He was sitting cross-legged and upside down, the perfect way to describe his personality. "You are still the biggest idiot I know."

"Something I take as a complement." Perfection smiled approvingly.

"SO where are the other two?" Cover Girl asked as she noticed an odd creature walking through the yard. "And what is that?"

"Oh…" Perfection noticed the creature. "It's a Borg."

"You mean like from Star Trek?" Althea's eyes nearly popped out of her head.

"Yeah…" Perfection scratched the back of his head in an unusual manner.

"Well send it someplace else!" Althea screamed.

"Why, he's perfectly harmless." Perfection explained. "Actually a nice guy, if completely socially awkward…"

"Wait a minute…" Althea said as she walked over to Pietro's hidden Star Trek: Voyager collection and then put a disc in and cued an episode. When the form a Borg who was free of the Collective mind of the Borg came up she paused it. "Is that him?"

"Sure is." Perfection gave a thumbs up. "Dude, One rocks."

"I should be surprised, but I'm not." Cover Girl rolled her eyes as she went up stairs to get changed in to her clothes.

"So where are the other two?" Wanda asked as she looked around for DM and Wraith.

"Well DM decided to go talk to the X-Men and Wraith decided to give Senator Kelly a visit with Sigmund Freud." Perfection said as he levitated himself and Wanda to a swing in the back yard.

"Isn't he dead?" Wanda asked in confusion.

"In a sense…" Perfection tried to dodge the question.

"It's alright, we all get to torture Kelly eventually, it's part of the official Misfit initiation."

"Yay!" Perfection giggled. "Oh by the way, we brought a couple of friends this time." Perfection said as he heard Lina scream in joy.

"HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN!" Directly after Lina screamed that Perfection could hear the stampede of the triplets.

"Please tell me you didn't abduct him." Wanda said as fear shot through her.

"Of course not." Perfection reassured her. "It's Anakin Skywalker."

"Of course." Wanda sighed. "Who else did you bring."

"Everyone important and good from Episode Three, Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Turner, Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Mini-Me, Nigel Powers, Casper, The Addams Family, multiple Final Fantasy people, Scrat, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Richard B. Riddick, Invader Zim, the Griffin Family, The Elric Brothers, The Inuyasha Gang, Kain, Raziel, Sonic The Hedgehog and his friends and Dracula." Perfection amazingly got it all out in one breath. "And quite possibly some other guests."

"Dracula?" Wanda said in astonishment, "From another universe?" She sounded painfully hopeful.

"No, we pretty much just asked the one from here if he wanted to help out." Perfection said.

"With what?" Wanda asked as she and Perfection were suddenly in the Misfit Manor where Perfection was quickly separating Angelica from Anakin Skywalker.

"The Scions wish to help the people of your world, and to do so they are throwing a very large karaoke concert." As Wanda turned she almost expected to see Ewan McGregor dressed as a Jedi. Instead it was some one who had almost no resemblance to the actor except for the beard.

"I'm guessing Obi-Wan." Wanda smiled sarcastically.

"Indeed." The Jedi gestured to his right where a small green creature was sitting.

"Honored we are to understand help, your world." The small green Yoda said with affirmation. "With DM the others they are."

"Wow." Wanda was now officially stunned.

"See why I suggested we leave Padmè behind." Perfection said as he sedated Angelica with several acupuncture needles.

"Indeed." Anakin said in slight fear of the girl. "Do I really look so much like the actor who portrays me in this world?"

"Actually yeah." Wanda said as the triplets came wandering in. "You might want to ready your light saber."

"But they are just innocent children." Anakin said with disgust. Perfection just broke into laughter.

"They're as innocent as Riddick is nice." Perfection explained just as the three triplets tackled the Jedi Knight and drug him off in to the horrors of their room, all the while he was screaming to which Perfection said, "She warned you."

"I should go help him." Obi-Wan said with a sigh.

Wanda looked at Perfection for an answer and got one. "They're from a universe where Anakin gets in to so many life threatening situations that he hasn't had time to turn evil. He has had time to get the council to change some rules though."

"So when's this concert and where are they staying?" Wanda asked as a very confused Cover Girl came walking down the stairs.

"Why do the triplets have Hayden Christensen and an Obi-Wan look alike tied up in their room?" Cover Girl asked, then she saw Yoda. "Those aren't actors are they?"

"Nope." Althea said as she brought Claudius and Beaky in with Spyder, "We just had the honor of officially welcoming One. Remind not to great independent Borg anymore."

"Dually noted." Perfection said as he pulled out a note paid and wrote it down. "As for where they're staying. We have permission from the president to set a small hotel here for the horribly displaced ones."

"Meaning everyone but Dracula, right?" Wanda asked with an angry tone in her voice.

"Dracula flat out refused the invitation so yeah." Perfection shrugged.

"So how many assholes do we have to put up with?" Cover Girl groaned.

"I don't know. Wanda, how many did I mention?" Perfection asked in his usual clueless tone.

"Enough." Wanda groaned.

"Well, I'll go save the Jedi then." Althea said with a sigh as she handed the babies to Perfection. "There's something that seems way to surreal."