Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Hotel Insanity
A few hours later the X-Men were at the Pit delivering the remaining displaced people and/or life forms. To say that they were still stunned would be a seriously big miscalculation. In fact most of the X-Men were still trying to figure out exactly how the interLOAFERs not only managed to get permission from the president for their concert, and how they managed to get the people from "cartoons" in to their world so seamlessly. The Scions could only giggle and chuckle in response to the question.
And true to their word the interLOAFERs did erect a hotel for all of their guests. Currently they were busy checking their guests in at least DM and Wraith's two friend's were checking the guests in. Perfection was of course keeping himself and Wanda busy with a large dance contest. Wraith, well no one quite knows where Wraith was during that time, but it's suspected he was the main reason a small island nation's economy suddenly revolved around producing cinnamon sticks and coffee.
"All right! All right!" DM shouted over the massing crowd of displaced characters. "If you are from a movie-universe please line up on the left with Spaz." DM pointed to the brown hooded ghost. "If you are from an anime-universe or a video game-universe line up in front of me. If you are from a Toon-Universe, line up to the right in front of Cardinal." Then he added, "Do not take any special offers from him."
"Jerk." Cardinal muttered under his breath.
When the lines were finally made, it was quite obvious that there definitely more "movie" guests than any other of the guests. This launched both the X-Men and the Misfit girls in to series of confused questions which ultimately lead to a small riot when Zim declared he would not be discriminated against by the "Tall furred blue human of doom". This set off a chain reaction of Peter Griffin demanding to have a room away from "the little green freak" to which the Jedi responded with attempts to solve the problem. Captain Jack Sparrow only worsened things when he tried to break through the lines to get at the rum. And in the end the arrival and check in which was only supposed to last an hour, took three and half ours and turned into the largest non-interLOAFER related food fight that the pit had ever seen. Thankfully everyone was eventually settled into their rooms and order returned to the lobby in a timely manner.
"Wow." Scott said as he walked into the finally clean lobby, not to soon after the massive food fight. "I have to admit those people know how to have a food fight."
"Yeah, what's scary though is that we've become experts in the 'art' of food fighting." Kurt said as he struggled to remove one of Zim's many tracking devices. "Oh man, I take that back."
"Why?" Scott asked.
"I referred to food fighting as an 'art'." Kurt groaned.
"I know, but when the Misfits plague your life it becomes an everyday requirement to know how to survive a food fight. Doubly so if DM and Perfection start it." Scott sighed in defeat.
"Hey, isn't that one of the guys from 'Full Metal Alchemist'?" Kurt asked as he eyed what looked to be a short young man blonde man hand a card to Cardinal at the check in desk.
"I think so. Wanna go say hi?" Scott asked.
"You mean you want to see what horrors they commit in other universes." Kurt said darkly, "Yeah I'm up for it." Kurt said as he followed Scott up to the counter.
"So, are you one of the guys from…" Scott didn't get to finish.
"Yes." The boy said. "My name is Edward and I am from the 'Anime' you call 'Full Metal Alchemist'. Or I was before those three idiots broke it in to an alternate reality." Edward groaned. "Word of advice, don't challenge DM to anything involving energy transfer or manipulation."
"We know, he's the Scion of Energy." Kurt said flatly, "So what'd he do?"
"He really messed up my world." Ed said as his face paled.
"How?" Scott asked, almost afraid of the answer.
"You don't want to know." Ed just shuddered at the thought of the memory.
"Man, whose world haven't they screwed up?" Kurt asked in a voice filled with agony.
"From what I've heard, the green guy, Zim. His world is unchanged. So is that weird family's world." Ed said.
"The Addams Family?" Scott asked.
"No the other one… with the talking dog." Ed tried to remember the family's name.
"The Griffins." Kurt said. "Makes sense, their series has almost no continuity."
"Yeah, I'd buy it." Scott shrugged. "Anyone else?"
"Uh… I think they've had minimal impact on the world with the guy with dog ears and that strange guy in the suit who talks about 'mojo'…" Ed gave a weird look.
"Wow they actually managed not to screw up the world of Inuyasha?" Kurt sounded amazed.
"You'd be surprised at how low key they can be." The gritted voice of the half-demon Inuyasha said from behind Kurt. The sudden appearance of the half-demon shocked Kurt into knocking his image inducer off.
"Oh man, cat's out of the bag." Kurt groaned.
"So what kind of demon are you?" Inyuasha asked.
"I'm a mutant, not a demon. I just look like one." Kurt sighed as he turned the image inducer back on. Unfortunately for him other people had seen his real form.
"Holy crap! Lois it's that blue guy from the X people movie!" Peter Griffin called from the stair well. The attention caused Kurt to groan loudly in frustration.
"Want me to shut him up?" Inyuasha asked.
"No, that's ok. I'm used to the looks and shouts by now." Kurt sighed.
"So what does your world have to see?" Ed asked as a large suit of metal came walking around a corner.
"DUDE!" Kurt perked up immediately as he saw the suit. "Can I have your autograph?"
"Uh… ok." The suit, which was Ed's brother Al, said in confusion.
"Hey, I'm the Full Metal Alchemist here!" Ed almost shouted.
"Holy crap! Lois, it's some guy who can do some stuff!" Peter Griffin shouted from the stairs again.
"Someone had better shut him up…" Inyuasha growled.
"Done and done." Scott said as he lifted his glasses slightly, letting just enough of his optic beam out to slam the loudmouth into a wall.
"Heh, I like your style." Inyuasha grinned.
"Yeah, well I don't do that all the time, but he's a cartoon so, I figure take advantage of it while you can." Scott shrugged, then he saw how much Ed was fuming over not being asked for an autograph.
"Dude, you have issues." Kurt said, trying to keep the rage filled alchemist at bay.
"I have issues, lets talk about you." Ed started.
"Hey, I have the right to have issues." Kurt shot back angrily. "I was experimented on as a baby, dropped off a waterfall by my mother, spent most of my life in a circus as a freak, can't go safely out into public with out my inducer on and my mother is screwing the dumbest mercenary on the planet, and I walked in on it!" Kurt then rolled into the fetal position and began to suck his thumb.
"Wow." Perfection said as he suddenly appeared with Wanda following close behind. "He snapped and went to loco land on the express train."
"Yeah…" Ed said in shock. "Kinda reminds me of what you did to the Sins."
"I'll take him to Psyche Out." Scott sighed as he picked up Kurt and walked out, leaving Perfection and Wanda to speak with the others.
"So, what's there to do in this bizarre world?" Inuyasha asked as he cast a glance around, "The others in my group all want to find something to do."
"Same here, Al and I are bored stiff." Ed said with a bored shrug.
"Hm…" Perfection said with a look of faux deep thought. "Well we could have the X-Men and Misfits give everyone a guided tour."
"That sounds okay to me." Al said with a smile in his voice.
"Same here, anything to get away from the shady guy at the counter." Inuyasha nodded towards Cardinal.
"Well, I'll tell you guys what's going to happen. You spread to word about the guided tours and I'll get the guides." Then Perfection noticed Peter firmly implanted in the wall.
"Holy Crap! Lois, I got knocked into a wall!" Peter shouted right before Inuyasha's final nerve fell away and he began chasing the annoying human around the lobby.
"Hm, this might take a bit. Al, think you can tell his friends and everyone else?" Perfection asked as he morphed his clothes into a referee outfit.
"Sure, no problem." Al said right as he and Ed walked off.
"And what am I supposed to do?" Wanda asked as she watched Perfection try and separate the rabid half-demon from his main stressor.
"Get a tranquilizer gun!" Perfection strained as Inuyasha's strength began to push the scion back. "And hurry!"
Wanda immediately ran for the counter where Spaz was loading the small tranquilizer gun. "We could use that." She said in a panicked huff.
"Oh this won't work on him. This is for when Mini-Me gets out of hand." Spaz said as he set the small gun down and pulled out a whistle. "This is for him."
Wanda took the small whistle and looked at it in confusion. Spaz merely smiled as Perfection continued to loose ground against the enrage half-demon.
"You know, help would be appreciated!" Perfection squeaked out.
"Oh well, it's worth a try." Wanda shrugged as she blew on the whistle and the half-demon immediately stopped his assault and began rolling on the ground in pain. "Oh, it's a dog whistle, now I get it." Wanda smiled.
Not soon after Wanda had blown the whistle a few of Inuyasha's friends came rushing down the stairs. They all carried a look of concern and confusion.
"What's going on here?" Kagome asked as she looked at Inuyasha and then at Wanda and the whistle.
"You with him?" Wanda asked as she pointed to Inuyasha who was just getting up.
"Yes, what'd he do this time?" Kagome asked with an angry look on her face.
Perfection got up to speak but immediately fell back onto the ground. Strangely he broke into a hundred smaller Perfections who all melted into a puddle and then reformed into a perfectly "normal" Scion of Chaos.
"He tried to kill another one of the guests." Wanda explained.
"Inyuasha…" Kagome said in a semi-sweet voice.
"Don't you dare Kagome!" Inuyasha screamed with a look of dread in his face.
"Here it comes…" The small kitsune child, Shippo, said with a smile.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome shouted, the shout evoked a glow from the necklace around Inuyasha's neck and drove him into the ground face first.
"Wow, I could use that for my brother when he gets back." Wanda said with an admiring smile as she held out her hand for a shake. "Wanda Maximoff also known as the Scarlet Witch."
"Kagome Higurashi." Kagome introduced herself. "And this little guy is Shippo." She held up the small fox-demon. "He's a kitsune."
"Hi Ms. Maximoff." Shippo smiled, "Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you to little guy." Wanda said with a smile.
"I'm Sango, a demon hunter." A young woman in a ninja outfit bowed slightly.
"I am Miroku and it is…" The monk bowed in front of Wanda and reached around to her back only to be propelled into the same wall that Peter Griffin had previously occupied.
"Don't do that." Wanda growled viscously. Almost instantly Perfection was at her side with superior look.
"See, that's why I'm not afraid to leave her alone." Perfection smiled.
"I have to say I'm impressed. But how did you do that?" Sango asked.
"I'm a mutant." Wanda said in a light voice.
"So this is your world?" Kagome asked. "Is it true what Wraith told us, that people here hate you because you have special powers?"
"Well sort of, see mutations are all random and different with each person. Most people don't have powers, they just look different and they're hated for that." Wanda sighed. "But the JOEs have been teaching us to hopefully teach them that we aren't a threat at least most of us."
"Oh well that's good." Kagome smiled, "By the way the big guy in the metal suit, he said something about guided tours." Kagome looked confused for a moment.
"Yeah, your little boyfriend there said you guys were bored so Perfection thought it would be a good idea to get you all out and about so you wouldn't go stir crazy. And it's actually a good way to stop our cabin fever."
"He's not my boyfriend." Kagome's face immediately went red.
"Well if he ever does become your boyfriend, we know who will wear the pants in that relationship." Wanda smiled, Kagome just let a weak smile pass. "Maybe we should give them their tour."
"Actually I was thinking we'd stay behind and catch up." Perfection smiled. "But we could always have Scott and Jean give them a world tour." His smile became filled with a psychotic sense of mischief.
"Well I guess that would work." Wanda said as she eyed her boyfriend warily, his psychotic grin spreading into an almost Cheshire cat smile.
"Ok then it's settled, we'll wait in the cafeteria with you while the others gather up whose going." Perfection smiled one last time.
