ACT 2READY...FIGHT!

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Todo" Kairi spoke at the moment as Dorothy. The lights dimmed and the curtains fell, followed by the roar of applause.

"We did it! We did it! They loved the act! Great job Kairi! And all the rest of you geeks!" the director squealed, jumping for joy. Sora and Riku came up to Kairi and shook her hands smiling.

"Great job Kai...I mean Dorothy!"

"You spoke your lines like poetry..." Sephiroth interrupted congratulating her lazily. Kairi giggled and thanked them

"Hey guys! Let's go celebrate and get something to eat at MacDonald's! My treat!" The director smiled as the entire backstage cheered.

"Alright, but..." she paused.

"What is it director?" Riku asked.

"Cloud, you've got a mini van, could I drive it?" she asked a man standing next to Sephiroth dressed in a green tux.

"Wait...uh...I don't think..."

"It's settled then! Come my mindless drones! To the Mighty Oz's mini van!"the director commanded as everyone on stage and backstage rushed outside to the vehicle. Cloud slapped his forehead knowing it was useless to try and stop her.

"I don't get it, Cloud, what's the big deal?" Sephiroth asked.

"Don't you get it! SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! She's going to murder my car!"

"Oh, I see your point..."

"And the car is new..."

(Tires screeching across the parking lot)

Cloud and Sephiroth rushed outside to see the director pushing 97 mphacross the street to the MacDonald's that they could have easily walked to. As for the status of everything:

Car-completely destroyed

Passengers-Waltzing into MacDonald's happy as lambs

Cloud-Passed out as soon as he saw them leave the parking lot

Sephiroth-Laughing his ass off.

Yes everything worked quite well, don't you agree?

After that whole mess, Cloud regained consciousnessand began weeping on Aeris' lap. Sephiroth was still laughing. A day passed and their next performance was approaching, Riku, Sora, and Kairi were sitting at the snack table munching and grazing on food, yammering away about who knows what.

"So, you guys wanna see the new Star Wars movie? I'm gonna dress up as Darth Vader!" Riku said.

"Hell yes! I've been dying to see that! I'll dress as Yoda!"

"And I'll be Padme!"

"Yeah! That'll be totally awe-" (director chucks the script at Sora's head)

"Oh, hiya miss director!" Kairi greeted.

"You're steaming...literally!"

(Steam comes out of director's ears)

"That stupid lil' ingrate! If I ever see him again I rip out his dirty blonde hair and pour salt on his head!" (Ouchie) she growled stomping around yelling at herself.

"What's wrong?" Aeris asked.

"That idiot, Tidus just quit being the lion! And now we're short a part!"

"What!" everyone yelled.

Sephiroth walked in and heard the commotion.

"Well, I can't really blame the runt...That costume was god awful." he smirked.

"Sephiroth! Watch what you say! You remember what she did to me, remember?" Ansem warned him, a little too late, because Sephiroth was already into it.

"What. Like a little pip-squeak who calls herself a 'director' can take on the SOLDIER commander?" he said smoothly leaning against the snack table.

(The director leaps at Sephiroth and begins beating the crap out of him)

"I warned him..." Ansem said as the table flipped over.

"For that little comment, you'll be the lion, Sephy." the director growled

"..."