Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

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Universe: Misfit-Verse

Perfection made an oopsie

"Where are we?" Dr. Evil sighed as he trudged through the forest following his brother and father, his clone was firmly held in a carry strap on his front. The clone was also fidgeting furiously in an attempt to get out. "Does Mini-Me want to run around?"

The clone nodded in affirmation and was quickly released.

"Just be careful now Mini-Me, there might be snakes." Dr. Evil smiled at his clone.

"You know Dougie, if you could fashion a compass we might be able to get or bearings." Nigel Powers, the father of Austin Powers and Dougie Evil, said as he looked up a tall tree.

"Well we do know we're in the Amazon, we just need to find that sexy lady and the sailors." Austin smiled as he looked around. "Now if I were a sexy white haired lady where would I be?"

"Austin…" Dr. Evil started.

"Yes?" Austin turned to his brother in his usual exaggerated manner.

"Shut it." Dr. Evil snapped.

"Come now boys we can't be that far off, I mean it's not like that bloody idiot dropped us off a thousands of miles in the wrong direction." Nigel said with a huge smile.

At that moment however the Scion of Chaos appeared right behind the elder of the Powers family with a sheepish smile. "Well no, it was more like twelve miles in the wrong direction."

"Oh, really." Dr. Evil gave a snap of his fingers "Looks like someone's not so 'perfect' after all, hm?"

"You have a monkey tail for the rest of your duration." Perfection said in a not so happy tone and with that Dr. Evil did indeed sprout a monkey's tail. At the same time Perfection transported the small group right to the camp.

"Hey." Dr. Evil screeched as he tried to push the tail back in. "Give me my regular butt back!"

"Sorry, you need to learn a lesson." Perfection wagged his fingers, then he noticed the beer tree was empty already. "Wow, they work fast." The Scion said in shock.

"Yes, well it was mostly Shipwreck." Ororo groaned.

"Say, sexy, sexy lady how do you like your shaggin'?" Austin said with his crooked smile as he came up to the Weather Witch and the Scion.

"Austin, my best advice is to not hit on Ororo." Perfection said with a huge smile.

"Why not?" Austin asked with his same continuous goofy smile, that was until a lightning boly fried a hole in his pants.

"Well for one she's called 'Storm' for a reason." Perfection said as he pushed on the stunned spy, tipping him over.

"Any way…" Perfection turned back to Ororo, "We accidentally left someone out. Well actually I think we left a lot of people out, but mainly my concern is Jubilee."

"Oh, well we could do with the company of another woman." Elizabeth said as she walked by and overheard Perfection.

"Really? Well I go ask Logan then." Perfection looked a little surprised. "If he allows it I'll bring her right here."

"Very well, we could use another sensible head in this group." Ororo smiled sweetly as she watched Shipwreck and Nigel Powers compare scars and combat stories. "Actually could we just get Logan instead?" However Perfection was already gone.

"Well, I look forward to this trip." Elizabeth smiled.

"Strange, you seem very different from earlier." Ororo commented.

Then Elizabeth held up a small bottle, it was Valium. "When you deal with Jack, you need it." Elizabeth seemed to be crying while smiling, it was an odd look.

"I know the feeling." Ororo sighed, "Shipwreck is about twenty times worse than your Captain Jack could ever be."

"I don't think so, but I wouldn't want to test it out." Elizabeth said as she walked over Austin's unconscious and smoldering form to get to her tent. "Knowing Jack alone would mean that half the forest would be gone in a twenty four hour period."

"Only Twenty four?" Ororo was unimpressed "Shipwreck would reduce it all to rubble in a tenth of that time."

"Well, like I said, it wouldn't be wise to test it out." Elizabeth smiled sweetly again.

Australia

Xavier and his group arrived in a flash at the outback tour guides that quite easily made the group feel uneasy. The tattered building and sigh gave the place an almost unholy feeling. The name of the place didn't help either, "Backwater Death" was definitely not a guide tour guide name.

"You get the feeling this is payback for not trusting them last time?" Hawk asked as he looked around.

"I seriously would not doubt it." Xavier groaned. The he turned to his group. "I think we should all acquaint ourselves before moving out tomorrow. So lets all gather and introduce ourselves, myself, Hawk and Blind Master will go first." Xavier noticed the odd mix of characters all strangely had asymmetrical clothing and armor, he also noted that one of them was what looked like the cross of a wolf and cougar. "I am Professor Charles Xavier, I am a mutant and I run the Xavier Institute for gifted children, where I instruct younger mutants on how to control their powers and to use them for the betterment of mankind." He then nodded to Hawk.

"I am General Hawk of the GI JOE. I command the elite special anti-terriost force known for rather, 'non traditional methods'. Currently I also command the small group of mutants known as the Misfits. Xavier and the JOEs share the same goal of furthering mutant-human relations." Hawk then tapped Blind Master on the shoulder.

"I am the Blind-Master, I am a trained ninja master and I work for the GI JOE." Blind Master was definitely not happy. "And I had a date before Perfection brought me into this mess."

"I am Cloud Strife." The young blonde man with a rather large sword on his back said. "My background is complicated, but I am do all I can to help others."

"I'm Barret Wallace, in our world I ran a freedom fighting group after loosing my hand to the oppressive Government-conglamerate known as Shinra." Barret went to sit down and the added something. "Oh, yeah. We won."

"I am Nanaki, but you may call me Red Thirteen if you wish." Nanaki said as the he bowed his head. "I am a friend and companion to these three around me. It is an honor to visit your world."

"I'm Yuffie!" The short haired girl behind Nanaki, said with a great big smile. "I'm a ninja too, but I got a question, why do they call you Blind Master?"

"Perhaps because he's blind." Todd spoke up as he and Althea came out of the tour guide shack. Kurt followed not to far behind. "And he could kick your butt."

"No he couldn't!" Yuffie said with an insulted look.

"Could too." Althea backed up Todd. "Hell, I could kick your butt."

"What?" Yuffie screamed as she lunged for Althea, only to be tripped up by the Blind Master's cane.

"You have a lot to learn for being a ninja." Blind Master said calmly.

"Yikes, well I guess I should go, huh?" Another blonde young man spoke up. "I'm Tidus, and in my world… Well, lets just say Cloud and I both have complicated backgrounds." Tidus smiled as he scratched the back of his head.

"We know." Kurt said with a smile, his image inducer was on. "In this world your worlds are video games."

"What?" Tidus asked in confusion just as on of his friends spoke up.

"I am Khimari, I am a Ronso. I guard Yuna." The soft spoken Ronso said.

"Hey, Khimari, I have a question." Kurt asked. "If I took off my disguise would you not freak out?"

"Ronso do not 'freak out'." Khimari sounded insulted.

"Ok…" Kurt hit the button on his image inducer and the hologram went down.

"You are Ronso?" It was Khimari's turn to be confused.

"No, I'm a mutant and a student at Professor Xavier's." Kurt smiled.

"Oh." Came the Ronso's simple reply.

"Well, I guess I'm next. My name is Yuna, and once I could summon powerful monsters that were supposed to be used to fight a threat to our world." The beautiful young woman smiled, "But with Tidus' and my other friend's help we were able to defeat it with out them. Now, we all sort of go treasure hunting in a sense."

"I'm Rikku." The spry blonde haired girl next to Yuna said, for a second Xavier almost confused her hair with a beehive. "I'm Yuna's cousin and a pretty darn good thief if I do say so myself." Rikku obviously had a healthy ego. Then she turned to Kurt. "Your turn blue boy."

"Well, my name is Kurt Wagner and like I said I'm a student at Professor Xavier's." Kurt said with a shrug. The in a poof of smoke he appeared on right next to Nanaki. "Oh and I can teleport."

"Wow…" Yuffie and Rikku said at the same time.

"I'm Todd Tolansky, you can call me Toad." Todd said as he jumped onto the front of Xavier's hover-chair. "I got a really long tongue, killer leg muscles, some nasty goo I can spit and the best girl friend in the universe. Oh and I'm a Misfit."

"That goes with out saying." Kurt muttered under his breath.

Then came Althea who quietly walked up to Todd and gave him a deep kiss, then she turned to the group. "My name is Althea Delgado, my father is a drunk and an idiot." She looked at the shocked faces. "I'm a ninja in training, I can control water, I have three psychotic siblings and the best boyfriend in the universe and if you touch him or look at him in the wrong way I'll rip your eyes out." Althea growled then added sweetly, "I also lead the Misfits."

Cloud blinked lightly before he spoke. "Can I request a return ticket?"

"Knowing Perfection, probably not." Kurt groaned.

"Great." Cloud groaned. "Just great."