ACT 5: Dude, Where's My Ruby Slipper?

(Ansem flies out of nowhere as the Wicked Witch of the West)

"I'll be taking back those ruby slippers my pretty..." he/she said reaching down to Kairi's humongous feet. As soon as he/she got near them, a spark struck his green painted fingers as he drew away.

"Curses! Curses! They're guarded with white magic! This was your doing, wasn't it Glenda!" he/she turned to Aeris in a fluffy pink gown.

"These ruby slippers are not to be removed from Dorothy's feet..." she said softly smiling. "Dorothy, while you are wearing those slippers, the witch will not be able to harm you."

"You may be protected for now, but I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too! Nyahahaha!"

(Ansem vanishes in a POOF of smoke)

(Intercom)

"That completes act one of our show. The actors will now be taking a 15 minute intermission!"

(Backstage)

"Awright! The first act went swell! Keep it up!" the director cheered. One of the critics, that were judging the performance, came back stage and called the director over.

"Oh, be back in a sec..." she rushed over.

Kairi got ready for the next act, along with Riku, Sora, and the very peeved Sephiroth.

"Uh-oh..."

"What is it, Kairi?"

"This isn't good..."

"What?"

"I..."

"Yes?"

"I..."

"WHAT IS IT!"

"I CAN'T FIND THE RUBY SLIPPER!"

"WHAT!" the director rushed over to Kairi.

"Uh-oh, this isn't good" the others thought. "The director is going to maim Kairi!"

"Y-yes...?"

"YOU LOST THE SLIPPER!"

"Y-yes...miss...director...I'm sorry..."

(Director steams up)

"YAAAAAAAAARGH!" the director turned around and nailed Sora right in the chin.

(Sora goes flying through the roof)

"SORA!" sweat drop

"W-why didn't you hit me...?"

"Sigh...I feel better now. Hm? Oh! I don't hit girls." she smiled.

SUDDENLY a Heartless comes out of the floor with the ruby slipper in its claws.

"The slipper!" Kairi squealed.

"GET THAT DAMN HEARTLESS!" the director yelled.

Riku leaped to catch it, but it slipped away. Sora (who had manage to come back from Mexico in time to get what was going on) grabbed a costume and covered the Heartless with it.

"Hurry! Someone get it!"

"Right..." Sephiroth smirked as he drew his HUGE I mean 17 ft. long sword, the Masamune and ran the Heartless through while destroying half of the backstage.

"Objective complete." he smirked.

(Director takes out a paper harrison) "Oh, Sephy..."

"Yeeeees?"

(WHACK)

"Objective complete." the director grimaced.

"Okay, Ms. Director! We got the slipper back!" Kairi said waving the red shoe in the air.

"Okay, let's start the second act then!"