ACT 6: The Portrait of Fury
(Lion Sephiroth hops out from behind card board cut out bushes.)
"RAAAAWR! This is my forest! Get out of here!" he yelled as he started chasing Todo around. Kairi/Dorothy grabbed his arm and whacked him on the head.
"Ouchies! Why'd you hit me?"
"How dare you pick on a poor defenseless dog! You shouldn't pick on things that are smaller than you!"
Sephiroth started to fake cry. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean that you have to go and hit me like that!"
"W-well, I'm sorry, but you should be a little nicer to things that aren't as big as you!"
"Yeah! You coulda hurt Dorothy and then you woulda been really hurting!" Sora/ Scarecrow yelled going into a crappy boxing stance.
"What's your name?" Riku/the Tin Man asked.
"I'm the King of this Forest! The King Lion!"
"More like the Cowardly Lion"
(Sephiroth starts crying again)
"If only I had a little courage! Everyone wouldn't pick on me so much!"
"Why don't you come with us to see the Wizard of Oz then? We're all going to ask him for a favor." Kairi/Dorothy suggested.
"I'm going to find a way home!"
"I'm going to get a brain!" Sora said.
"Yeah you need one kid..." Sephiroth grumbled.
"And I'M (steps on Sephiroth's foot) going to get a heart!"
"Ow! Why you little... I mean, do you mean that I could ask for the nerve to stand up for myself?"
"Yeah!"
"Alright then! I'll come with you"
(The group links arms and starts singing that we're off to see the wizard song.)
The curtain fell and once again the crowd applauded wildly.
(Intercom)
"That's all for tonight ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to attend the continuation of the play tomorrow at 7:30 pm.! Have a wonderful evening!"
"Yeah! We did it again! Great job guys! Now go and get rested up for tomorrow!"
The director cheered.
(The next day)
"Hey everyone! I have some important news!" The director shouted.
"What is it Ms .Director?" Cloud asked.
"The play has been postponed until tomorrow due to a job I have been given."
"Really? What job?"
"I have to paint your portraits for advertisements!"
"Oh wow! Really?"
"Yup. I'm gonna have to do it while you guys are in costume though, so get suited up."
Everyone ran to their rooms and got into their right costumes and waited infront of the director's room to get their picture painted.
"Okay, we're going in alphabetical order so first up is Aeris!" the director shouted. (Aeris runs into the room as the door slams shut)
Everyone waited for a half an hour until Aeris finally came out. They all went up to see the painting and were stunned.
"I-it's amazing! Wow! I never knew you were so talented!" Kairi said amazed.
"Yeah! That's awesome!"
"Thank you, up next is Cloud!" the director called. Cloud ran in and after another half hour he came out and everyone was once again amazed. And after several half hours, it finally came to Sephiroth. He calmly walked into the room and the door shut.
"Okay, Sephy sit over in that chair and don't move." the director instructed.
She began to paint and was interrupted.
"Excuse me, but will these pictures be going on TV? Because I fear you maybe too good..."
"Do you want me to give you a mustache?" the director said impatiently. Sephiroth shuddered at the thought. "Please, no."
"Then keep quiet."
"Yes ma'am..."
After about 26 minutes, the director announced that she was finshed and showed Sephiroth. And his one comment ensured his doom.
"You made me too tall..."
"What...?"
"You made me too tall in the picture."
"THAT'S IT! I'M GIVING YOU A MUSTACHE!"
"NO! AAAAH!"
(2 days later on TV a random family sits and watches the commercial.)
"Hey mommy, didn't know that the lion had a black curly mustache!"
