Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

TV and Trouble

"You have got to be kidding me." John Proudstar gapped as he watched Jamie converse in the native Masai language with a young boy. Apparently the two were penpals, and had been wanting to meet for some time. "Ok, that's it, I no longer trust thet suede wearing psycho-path!"

"You know Perfection?" A Masai warrior asked as he passed the stressed mutant. "Are you the group he arranged for us to give a tour to?"

"More than likely." John sighed, "So what have you got to show to us, plains, lions and more plains. Whooopee." Proudstar gave a mock jump of joy.

"Actually, it has been arranged that you and your unpleasant friend over there…" The warrior pointed to Low-Light who was trying to pry several of Sonic's younger friends off of himself. "Would be shown how we hunt Lions." The warrior seemed a bit worried though. "I think for once the lions might actually run."

"God, I hate this place, I hate the sun, I hate the dirt and I especially hate LITTLE RABBITS AND FOXES CLINGING TO MY LEGS!" Low-Light screamed as the two furry children clung harder to his legs.

"Ah, face it Low-Light you just have that natural attraction that makes kids want to hug you." John smiled.

"Actually Jamie paid us twenty bucks to annoy him for the day." Tails said with a semi-wicked smile. Low-Light could only grumble.

"And the kids, what are they gonna do?" John asked as he followed the warrior.

"Oh we have several activities planned for them, hopefully they will walk away from this trip with a better understanding for different cultures, yes?" The Warrior smiled.

"Well that's a positive outlook…" Low-Light continued to grumble as he followed the Masai Warrior and ThunderBird.

"Hey guys." Beachhead said in an attempt to get his friend's attention. "Uh guys…" As Low-Light and Thunderbird left, he could only feel a creepy sensation closing in on him. "I AM NOT WATCHING THESE KIDS ALL ALONE!" Beachhead had officially freaked out.

Meanwhile back at the InterLOAFER Inn…

Perfection was busy jumping on the special heart shaped bed he had zapped in for Wanda and himself. In fact he was so busy he almost didn't notice the news boot off his favorite TV show.

"Hey, stupid news people, I was watching that!" Perfection said as he tried to struggle with the TV, "I want my TV show back!" Perfection pouted as he kicked the TV and started to do a funny dance from the pain.

"--- Earlier this evening Millionaire Guy Spears was found dead in his office. A bone like spike was reportedly protruding through his chest. ---" Perfection stopped listening as he saw Wanda out of the corner of his eye, her mouth was open in shock.

"You know the guy?" Perfection asked as he tried to get his girlfriend's attention.

"Yes, and I also know a mutant who can make giant spikes." Wanda said with a worried look on her face. "We might need to call everyone back."

"WHAT!" Perfection freaked out. "What about lone-lone-snooky-snooky time?" The mentally inefficient Scion asked as he pulled two teddy bears from no where and positioned them in some rather questionable ways.

"That can wait until we found out if one of the former X-Men is a murder." Wanda said.

"Well… " Perfection tried to think of a better way to solve the problem. "What would Wraith do?" Perfection immediately envisioned a courtroom of terrified jurors and bailiffs. "No..." Perfection rubbed his temples in an attempt to think harder, "What would DM do?" And again the Scion imagined a scene with his friend, only this time it was DM and he was blowing up an entire courthouse. "No, that's even worse!" Perfection began to bang his head on the walls in an attempt to think of an idea.

Wanda, who had been watching with her usual worried look, was now trying to think of a way to get Perfection to calm down. "Perfection, Perfection…." When he wouldn't respond. "AMBROSE!" Perfection immediately responded to his true name and sat on the bed holding Lockheed and Chybee. "I get it, you don't want to loose the 'us' time. But we need a lawyer and…" Wanda notice a look pop onto Perfections face.

"I have an idea!" Perfection shouted. "I shall defend your friend in court!"

"Perfection, that's not a good idea…" Wanda started.

"And I know just the co-counsel!" Perfection said as he zapped Chybee and himself into freshly pressed suits. Chybee promptly started to eat his own suit.

In Australia...

"Hey Professor Xavier…" Todd started as the group got up in the morning. "What do you think of the Scions?"

"Well Todd, to be honest I think that most of them are just trying to do their best to keep the universe together." Xavier said as Kurt and Cloud helped him into his chair.

"What about Perfection?" Kurt asked with a worried look.

"I think he needs valium, lots of valium." Xavier groaned as he remembered his first encounter with the lunatic Scion.

"You have no idea…" Tidus said with a groan as he began to stretch. "Wraith?" The blonde haired protagonist of Spira asked as he noticed a shimmer in the distance.

"I think Perfection's plans have been demolished by human nature." The green ghost said as he appeared next to Todd. "I'll be taking you back now, DM will be getting the rest."

"What has happened?" Xavier asked.

"My job." Wraith said as the world around them melted and reformed to Xavier's Mansion. Wraith was no longer with them.


AN: Please excuse the lateness, but for some reason my new ISP is not loading the proper screens for me to add chapters. It seems to be a Java Script error and I am trying to fix it, but in the mean time I must rely on my college computers to upload my stories. Expect more some time soon, and yes the plot thickens...

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