Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

A whole lot of "V" names

"What is that thing?" Inuyasha was looking at the tall metallic structure in front of the tour group, strangely absent of Wraith.

"OH! It's the Eiffel Tower!" Kagome held her hands by her face; she had a huge smile to boot.

"What's it for?" Mirokou asked in confusion.

"To be a huge eyesore." Pietro quipped.

"Oh." The group acknowledged in unison.

"Scott." Jean grumbled as she shot her boyfriend an odd look with wicked intent.

"Pietro, I highly advise that you don't say anything more." Scott sighed, almost in defeat.

"Why, it's fun to mess with the people from other worlds." The speedster replied as he dodged a punch from Scott. "To slow!"

"Actually, the Eiffel Tower was constructed to celebrate the French Revolution and France's freedom from monarchy." Freddy said as he read from a guide book.

"About the only time in history the French won." Pietro smiled to himself, and was promptly flattened, with a single punch, by an angry French mime.

"Heh, someone tip that guy." Inuyasha smiled evilly as yanked Pietro up by the collar.

"I don't think there's enough money to tip a guy for doing that, but ok." Scott said as he walked over and handed the mime a wad of twenty dollar bills.

"Ok, so now we've seen the big metal tower of freedom." Inuyasha sneered "Can we move on now?"

"Actually I would like to know what that is." Sango pointed to an odd blemish on the side of the statue.

"It's a man in a large black costume with a white spider on the front." Kain said with a sigh as he received several odd looks. "Vampires have excellent vision…" He explained.

"Black suite and a white spider…" Scott rubbed his chin, "Why does that sound so familiar and terrifying at the same time?"

"Could it be a demon?" A look of hopeful anticipation spread across Inuyasha's face.

"No…" Scott said as he tried to think harder.

"Wait a minute; doesn't Spider-Man fight something like that every now and then?" Jean asked, "I think I saw it on the news once."

"Yeah…" Pietro said as he rubbed his jaw, "That would be Venom; the JOEs have a file on him that makes the file on us look microscopic. Apparently he's just some schlub in an alien symbiotie-costume-thingy." Once Pietro had finished though, he was horrified by the fact that the black "smudge" that was Venom was coming a lot closer at a very high rate of speed.

"We should probably get moving…" Freddy said as he noticed it as well.

"YOU WON'T GO ANYWHERE!" Venom shouted as he landed with a thud, behind the group. "WE HAVE YET TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE OURSELVES! WE ARE..." Venom was cut off by the sudden introduction of a large metallic shoulder slamming him into a news stand not far a away.

"I knew I'd find you here, you slobbering piece of alien trash!" A voice rang from inside the machine.

"Ok, new question." Kagome pointed to the machine. "What's that?"

"Honestly, I have no clue." Scott just gawked at the almost three story tall mech. "But for once I don't think Perfection has a hand in it."

"WE WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THAT! PUNY MORSOAL IN A TIN CAN!" Venom roared as he stood back up.

"Bring it, coca-breath! I got all day!" The voice from inside the machine rang again.

"Citizens, please evacuate immediately." This time a mechanical voice echoed from the machine, "My pilot and I will neutralize this threat." Suddenly Venom leapt forward and slammed the giant mechanoid into the ground, the result of which shattered the pavement.

"Hey you great oily oaf!" Inuyasha shouted as he unsheathed his sword, "Why don't you leave the tin can alone and play with the big boys!"

Venom roared and the charged. "WE WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER, FREAKISH DOG-BOY!" Venom went to grab Inuyasha for a bear hug, but instead grabbed air. "WHAT!"

"Up here fang-face!" When Venom looked up to see where the voice was coming from he barely had time to register the sight of a giant blade colliding with his face. Unfortunately for Inuyasha the Tetsusaiga did nothing upon impact. "What!" The half-demon shouted as the angry Venom grabbed Inuyahsa by the skull and tossed the unfortunate dog-boy through a china store; the owner of which was beginning to regret putting of his insurance.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome screeched as she ran for her friend, but Venom was almost instantly in her way.

"WE WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ROTTING CORPSES!" The alien suit bellowed in anger.

"How about you feast on this!" Inuyasha came rushing out of the store with glowing red eyes and claws. "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!" The half-demon roared in anger as he raked his own claws across the alien's face.

Venom instantly dropped Kagome, who was just as quickly rescued by Inuyasha, and began to clasp at his face. "THAT HURT US..." The alien suit was obviously getting angrier. When he removed his claws from his face the group could see the suit instantly heal the wounds.

"This guy just won't go down…" Inuyasha gasped. "And the Tetsusaiga won't even faze him."

"Hey Venom…" A voice mocked, the man and the machine were back up again. "I got a cookie here for ya, if you can take it."

"WE WILL DEVOUR YOU!" Venom again roared in anger as he tossed a near by bench at the robotic suit. The machine just caught it in its large hands.

"Is that the best you can do?" The voice inside continued to mock the alien, all too late he realized that Venom was charging at very high speeds. "Aw… this is going to hurt…" The mystery pilot said right before Venom backhanded the giant robot into an ice-cream store.

"Me thinks the giant robot is out of the game now." Pietro said as several beads of sweat formed on his head.

"We're going to have to take him out." Scott said as he pulled his combat visor from his pocket.

"Do you ever NOT carry those with you?" Freddy asked as he noticed the X-Men's leader.

"Not anymore." Scott sighed as he let loose a blast at Venom, who merely dodged it. The blast proceeded to knock the already downed robot in the rear.

"Who ever did that had better run once I get out of here…" The pilot said over a loudspeaker, Scott just groaned.

"WE WILL CRUSH YOU AL..." With a strange silence Venom fell flat on the ground and began to snooze.

"What the?" Scott and Pietro said at the same time, right before a tranquilizer totting DM showed up on scene.

"Did I get him?" The maniacal Scion asked, his usual smile spreading even further in it's demented form.

"Yes, yes you did. Now what's going on?" Jean asked she knew that something was not right.

"You know a guy named Evan "Spike" Daniels?" DM asked as he read a note.

"Yeah, he used to be an X-Man…" Scott paused. "Why?"

"He may or may not have killed Billionaire and Mutant Killer Guy Spears." DM said, "And he's been arrested."

"Oh my god." Jean gasped.

"Did he do it in self defense or cold blood?" Scott asked.

"How should I know, Astral, Raptor and the Fates are the only ones who could answer that one." DM shrugged. "Aw, isn't he just cute like that?" DM pinched the unconscious Venom's cheeks, right before he shot more darts into the alien's rear.

"Ok…" Scott said, a little worried about DM's behavior. "Not even Wraith would know?"

"Possible, but he'd have to give a damn, so he could be there when it happened and from what I understand, he REALLY didn't give a damn." DM said with a slightly annoyed look. "Now can we get going please? It's bad enough this interrupted the Annual Cosplay Convention, but now I also have to find Riddick and that freakish Scrat thingy…"

"Well we're sorry our friend's possible homicide has spoiled your fun." Scott groaned.

"Jeez, he really doesn't lighten up, does he?" Inuyasha rolled his eyes as he patted Scott on the shoulder, "It was a joke man, he just wants to get out of here before that Venom thing wakes up."

"Yeah, now come on." DM pulled a remote from his pocket and pointed it at a nearby wall where an elevator appeared. "Next floor, Misfit Manor, interLOAFER Inn, X-mansion and women's lingerie!"

"You know, just once, one single time, would it be too much to ask for a NORMAL day?" Scott groaned as they all piled into the exceptionally large elevator.

"Pretty much, yeah.." DM said as he pressed a large "X" on his remote.


AN: The giant mech is called "Valor", he and his pilot are to characters I plan to keep along in this story for a bit longer. His pilot's name is Vincent Stracker, hence the title name for the chapter.