ACT 8: What Have I Produced?
Okay, we left off with the cast telling Cloud and Ansem the horror story...
(Cloud's mouth drops through the floor)
"Is she sick...?" Ansem asked.
"W-we don't know...but, if she comes back, she could bring the demons of hell itself back with her! She may even hug someone!" Kairi grimaced.
"We'll all probably burst into flame like the door in Act 8: Something Wicked This Way Comes!" Sora burst out.
"You actually pay attention to the chapters titles?" Riku said raising an eyebrow.
"Well, anyway back to the real problem, what are we going to do about the..."
(A space next to the door blows up and out of the ash comes 3 figures)
"...D-D-DIRECTOR!"
"Hi everyone!" she said cheerfully as 2 other girls about her age stood one on each side.
"Who are they?" Ansem asked cautiously.
"Hmm...? Oh! These are my pals, on my right is The Producer! And to my left is The Editor! I haven't seen them in a while and they needed to check out how the play was coming out." The Director explained.
"Pleasure to meet you all." The Editor said, sounding giddy.
"Yeah! We've been dying to see the play in action, but we've been busy fighting chimeras on planet X." The Producer said in a soft tone
"..." The whole cast didn't say a word, instead they were all huddled together as tight as penguins.
The director smiled. "I've been so excited about them coming that I just couldn't help but smile all the time!"
Oh, so the reason she's been pleasant was because her buddies were coming. A tranquilizer...I'll have to keep that in mind. Sephiroth thought.
"How long are they going to stay?" Sephiroth said from the middle of the huddled group.
(Director looks at her watch)
"5...4...3...2...1."
"OkayeverythinglooksgreatseeyalaterBYE!" Both the Producer and Editor said their last sentence as one word and rushed out the hole in the wall.
(Sephiroth slaps his forehead)
"Okay, now. When's our next play going to start? I got so caught up with them that I lost track of our schedule."
"In 2 days." Aeris announced.
"..." The Director stood there with a blank smile on her face.
(30 seconds of silence rolled by)
"Uh, Director...I..." Sora spoke finally.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(The Director takes out a golden harrisen and whacks Sora acroos the backstage and out the brick wall on the opposite side)
"GASP!" Kairi shrieked.
"WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? GET MOVING YOU TURKEYS!" The Director yelled at the top of her voice.
Oi...well it would seem that everything is back to normal -sigh- Riku thought to himself as he was hanging bi the collar of his shirt on the cieling.
