ACT 9: Interview With the Cast
This act is going to have all the cast including the Director and Producer etc. interviewed. Enjoy!
(Director walks into a room with cameras and lights poking her in the eyes with a bunch of interviewers.)
"Okay, so Ms...Director was it?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, so Ms. Director, since you are the director of The Wizard of Oz stage show, would you be kind enough to tell me how you came upon the sudden idea of how to create such a magnificent play that became so popular so quick?" The interviewer asked.
"Uh, well," the Director said pulling a microphone out of her mouth, "you see I usually get my best ideas while I'm asleep, and this one struck me in the middle of the night, so before I forgot it, I rode my bike to my friend, The Producer's house..."
(Switches to The Producer's interview)
"That little psycho woke me up at 3:00 a.m. to tell me about a dream she had about a play she wanted to make!"
(Switches back to The Director)
"And that's when she started choking me screaming 'Devil's spawn! Go back to the abyss and let me sleep!'"
(Switches again to the Producer)
"Then she called The Editor and said 'We need your editing criticism!'"
(To the Editor!)
"So I rushed over, because who would give up the chance to harshly criticize your friend's life-long dream?"
(Suddenly all 3 of them are in the same room)
The interviewer and his crew were starting to become a little more than scared.
"When she came over, I stole The Producer's Gummi Ship and went out to search for the master work The Wizard of Oz's cast!" The Director shouted proudly.
The Producer announced in fury "So that was you! You're the one who stole my new Gummi Ship and left it on my driveway in ruins!"
"Even I knew that numb-skull..." said The Editor mockingly.
(The Producer breaks down into tears)
"Anyway..." the Director said not caring about The Producer, "My cast was absolutely perfect! I mean who could pass up the SOLDIER commander in a lion suit? Or the Master of Darkness in a dress? It couldn't be more perfect!"
(All 3 of them lower their heads as a long katana (Sephiroth's Masamune) swiped over them just barely missing their hair)
"Aw, yes, how could I forget Ansem and Sephiroth? They practically leveled my home when The Director dragged them over with Cloud, Kairi and Riku..." The Producer sighed, aggravated by the memories of her chief suppliers of trouble.
"Ah, yes Riku...He's my favorite!" . The Director said sounding slightly flirty.
"The Director has had a secret crush on Riku ever since she punched him in the face for him calling her tiny..." The Editor whispered to the interviewer who was slightly hunched back in his seat with widened eyes.
"R-right...well, we'll stop for today..."
The Editor looked at her pocket watch, while the Producer checked her wrist watch and the Director checked her sundial that was hanging from her shiny gold jeans.
"Stupid, thing isn't working again..." The Director said shaking the dial because it was completely over shadowed.
"There's no sunlight..." The interviewer pointed out, "It would never work inside unless there was a window."
(Director whacks the interviewer with a paper harrison she took out from under her hair.)
"OkayseeyoutomorrowBYE!" all 3 of them yelled aloud as the paced out of the building.
