ACT 11: A Pirate's Life For Me!

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

After 3 more days, the interviews were over and the very shaken interviewers were allowed to go home. And just in time too, because on Monday morning, the cast were horrified...

"Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrgh!" The Director shouted on the backstage dressed in a complete pirate ensemble, complimented with a large earring and a painted on beard and mustache.

"'International Talk Like A Pirate Day?'" Aeris repeated.

"What are ya, a damn parrot?" The Director growled. Aeris backed down (I don't like Aeris...)

Sora walked out of his dressing room with eye shadow and a pirate outfit accompanied with a sword and a gold tooth.

"I see you got the memo!" The Director said excitedly and giddy.

"Hell yeah! International Talk Like A Pirate Day is my favorite day of the year!" Sora cheered.

"You know about this too, Sora?" Kairi and Riku asked in synch. Sora nodded frantically.

"I brought accessories for all o' us blithers! Argh!" The Director shouted to the cast as she took out a bag full of pirate gear. "And after ye all get into yer proper suits, we be goin' out to get some break-smartey! Argh!"

(Translation: After you get your pirate costumes on, I'm taking you out for breakfast at IHOP! Argh!)

As the cast read the translation I typed, Sora was the only one who understood her and yelled "AYE CAP'N!"

"Git going!" the Director yelled, "And ye all shall address me as 'Cap'n'! Or I be makin' ye walk th' plank!"

"Um...yes Ms. Director–." Kairi squeaked.

"CAP'N!"

"RIGHT! AYE, AYE CAP'N!" she yelled as they all scrambled off into their rooms to get dressed.

A few minutes later they all walked out in their costumes. Kairi was a common bar wench, Riku was an incredibly charming scallywag who looked surprisingly a lot like Jack Sparrow, Cloud really made the eye-shadow-on-a-guy look, with his dark brown false-leather hat, and Sephiroth wore a false-leather vest that completely showed off his 60 pack (the 10 fold version of a 6 pack XD) and wore knee-high black false-leather boots and a pirate's hat over his long flowing hair.

"Oh, wow, ye all look great! Let's be goin' t'IHOP!" the Cap'n ordered to her crew.

"Hey! I just remembered that I got a new car yesterday!" Riku announced ecstatic. "Can we take my car, Cap'n?"

"Aw, okies...but only 'cause ye called me 'Cap'n'...TO RIKU'S CAR!" The Cap'n shouted as she ran outside to greet the new Jaguar, "Daaaaaaamn! You still have all of your limbs after getting this hunk of pocket change?" Cloud gawked at Riku.

"Heh, yeah it was worth a pretty penny...but hey, I have my ways..."

(Flash back of Riku holding the Soul Eater blade to the dealer's throat.)

Riku sighed as he got into the driver's seat.

"I call shot-gun!" The Cap'n claimed as she hopped in next to him.

"Okay, is anyone carsick? I don't want anyone worshiping the porcelain god in my back seat!" Riku growled giving everyone fair warning.

They all shook their heads and he drove them off to IHOP. When they arrived 10 minutes later, they all hopped out of the Jag and walked in to see that everyone inside, even the crew, were all dressed as pirates!

Everyone smiled widely and shouted

"HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!"