Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection, Wraith, Cardinal ans Spaz
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Four little girls, three baby boys
"Wow…" Astral and DM watched in confused awe as X23 and Xi finished, what could only be described as a verbal assault on the senses. "Those two are good."
"They just ripped apart your wife's argument from point A to point Z plus." DM's sunglasses were on the tip of his nose and allowed his bright blue eyes to be seen. "How come I can't do that?"
"Because you aren't them." Astral handed his fellow scion a flask of whisky. "Of course now I'm going to have to take the brunt of her anger."
"And you will be missed." DM saluted with a mock frown.
"Yeah, well I guess it's time to save her from the crazy people." Astral grunted as he walked over to his wife, picked her up and took her outside for some fresh air.
"Ok, guys it's time to disperse." DM smiled as he saw the rest of the X-Men come up from the lower levels. Most of them were slightly singed.
"Yikes, what happened to you?" DM was taken aback when he saw Hank's soot covered fur.
"I do believe I was almost swallowed by a twenty foot dragon. I might add it tried to eat me through its nose." Hank just walked away at that point.
"Ah, DM." Xavier noticed the scion of energy. "Might I ask who the young lady with Astral is?"
"His wife." DM said "And his son is supposed to be with Beaky and Claudius, I think his daughter is hanging out with the triplets." A sudden explosion from Forge's laboratory confirmed that. "And now I have to go find P, so he can get ready for the trial tomorrow."
"Oh…" Xavier looked around briefly before a look of concern crossed his face. "Where is Trinity?"
"Well…" DM also cast a confused glance around the room before he realized that the triplets and Astral's daughter were gone. "Aw… damn…"
"Do I need to call my lawyers again?" Xavier groaned.
"It never hurts to be safe." DM made an attempt at a laugh. "Don't worry, I'll go find them, I mean it's not like they could have gotten to far."
"You do realize the Misfits have teleportation watches?" Xavier reminded him.
"Oh, right." DM rubbed his chin for a second. "Well, it's not like they're using the Zoids I gave them."
"Hey DM." K2 came in as a miniature helicopter. "Three Zoids were seen trampling a COBRA headquarters in South America."
Xavier only glared at DM.
"Well at least they aren't damaging anything important." DM smiled nervously.
"The base was in an ancient Mayan pyramid." K2 added dryly.
"One of us needs to stop talking." DM said as Xavier went into his office.
"Was that bad?" K2 asked in confusion. DM responded by punching the spirit dragon's shell into the ground. "I'll take that as a 'Yes'."
ELSEWHERE…
Back at the Misfit Manor several of the JOEs and Wraith's two helpful friends were busy watching the babies. Spaz and Cardinal had both decided to join Wraith this time, and were quite disappointed when they learned the inn was not going to be used.
"Thanks again for the help." Low-Light grumbled as he put Barney into the playpen where all three babies were sleeping.
"No prob!" Cardinal said with a smile from the couch.
"You didn't do anything." Spaz said as he threw a newspaper at the lazy ghost.
"I fed the little spuds, didn't I?" Cardinal said as he brushed some chips of his chest.
"Oh yes, you fed them all right." Spaz looked into the kitchen. "You fed them Burgers ala' Jack Daniels."
"Ain't nothing better for the growin' body." Cardinal smiled.
"I can see why Wraith didn't want him to meet Shipwreck." Low-Light chuckled.
Spaz only sighed.
"Hey, the boss is on TV!" Cardinal pointed an invisible, yet chip covered finger at the TV.
Sure enough on the screen, along with half the city of Bayville, was the ever enigmatic Scion of Death. He wasn't the center of attention though; instead the crowd was focused on a gentleman speaking to the crowd.
"Today Reverend Stryker has made an announcement that has shocked the nation. He has offered a ten thousand dollar bounty to anyone who will turn in the mutant shown in this picture…"
A picture flashed on screen, but it wasn't the picture of any mutant. It was in fact a picture of Karma, the picture showed her in a bathing suit and next to her was Perfection.
"Reverend Stryker claims these mutants were in fact the real one responsible for the death of Guy Spears…"
"What in the blazin' heck is that lunatic smokin'? Cardinal looked at the TV in utter confusion.
"Indeed." Spaz agreed as he produced a large tattered book and flipped through the pages.
"What's that?" Low-Light asked as he tried to get a look at the strange words.
"It's a spell book." Spaz explained. "He's starting something very unintelligent and I need to stop him."
"What? What's he starting?" Low-Light was worried; the tone in his voice gave it away.
"He's about to out the Scions." Cardinal was busy dialing several numbers on his cell phone.
"That's bad I take it." Again, worry flooded the Joe's voice.
"If the Scions are made public in any universe it tends to snap the flow of that universe in a spastic and unpredictable nature." Spaz continued explaining. "To make it worse, Perfection does not hide the fact that he is a Scion…"
"So the dumb-ass will end up making our world even crazier?" Low-Light scoffed. "I don't believe it."
"Well, it's not that him we're worried about." Cardinal put his phone down. "See the boss still has it pretty hard fer the red-headed-she-nut, and despite the fact that he ain't always happy wit her he'll hourt anyone that tries somethin' funny wit her."
"Oh, so in other words, Wraith can pretty much screw all mutants over just by defending the woman he loves?" Low-Light took the idea exceptionally well. "Yeah, that sounds about right for us."
"Well he wouldn't screw ya guys over, but see…" Cardinal could not explain the rest, as his face clearly indicated. "Spazy-boy you wanna explain it?"
"The rapid and spastic introduction of the Scions as knowledge to your universe will send it on collision courses with other universes…" Spaz continued his reading.
"It's called a Chaos Spark." Cardinal began, "and it won't destroy your world, but it will make it a bit harder to manage…"
"Why?" Low-Light was definitely not happy about that.
"Well, let me ask you this; you think you could live with dog-boy forever?" Cardinal asked, referring of course to InuYasha and his friends.
"Yeah, why?" The two ghosts cast an odd look towards the Joe.
"Any universe it impact will mesh into your universes' time line, thus permanently adding any and all residential super-heroes and villains." Spaz explained, "And it weakens the barrier against Therten."
"That would be exceptionally bad." Low-Light said as he answered his own phone.
"DM! Finally!" Cardinal had finally gotten through on his cell phone. "Listen, some psycho preacher guy is likely to cause a Chaos Spark." Cardinal stopped to listen. "Well ain't that a kick in the pants, but you gotta stop the boss from doin' anythin' crazy to protect the she-nut." Again Cardinal listened. "Ok, got ya, no problem we'll get the girls back. What? Of course I won't sell the Zoids off." Again a brief pause. "Yeah, I know what'll happen if I do, relax you can trust me completely."
"Translation: I will sell the Zoids to the highest bidder at first chance." Spaz said as he grabbed the phone. "Don't worry DM, I'll wrangle the triplets with a few of the Joes and Misfits. The Con can watch the babies, with Frederick as his aid."
"Oh…" Cardinal's face dropped immediately, "I am so not seein' the money."
"No you aren't." Spaz turned to Low-Light who was finishing his own phone conversation.
"Oh boy, the three robot mechs DM gave the Triplets are gone." Low-Light was as pale as the moon.
"I know. DM wants me to help you wrangle them." Spaz said as his eyes gave a bright smile "Now let's gather your team and go get those children!"
