Hey hey guys, so, welcome to another chapter. Now this one's a * little * different to my usual ones. Why, you ask? Because this particular one takes place two seconds after the last one. Enjoy!

'' I-I'm sorry?'' Rachel asked, getting up.

'' You heard me right Mrs. Hudson, you and your husband are having two children.''

'' Oh…ok'' Finn said, he then collapsed in a heap.

'' Finn! Don't just stand there call a nurse!'' Rachel shrieked.

Just then a muscular black man barged in. His hair was cut military style, he was obviously a veteran as evident from his dog tags around his neck. He had on a navy bomber jacket black V-neck shirt, blue jeans and black combat boots.

'' I heard somezing, what happened?'' he asked, his accent clearly French.

'' My husband passed out, I don't know what to do'' Rachel panicked.

The man knelt down and felt Finn's pulse. '' He's alive.''

Rachel breathed a sigh of relief.

'' However, we'll have to keep him 'ere for a while.''

'' Its stress related, he's absolutely fine'' Dr. Raj said.

'' Zip it doctor perv, zis requires a cardiologist's opinion not a creep's.''

'' Hey, that's my OBGYN '' Rachel defended. '' Just who do you think you are anyway?''

The man dug in his jacket pocket and pulled out a card. '' Dr. Jacque La Croix. Cardiologist, I have a medical degree from Stanford university.''

'' Ok but you still don't have the right to belittle my friend that that.''

'' Eh, you're probably truth. However, zis man needs a heart doctor's opinion. I have just paged a nurse to come here, in ze mean time let us put him on zis chair. Assuming Dr. Perv has not fornicated on it.''

-x-

'' Uhh, wh-where am I?'' Finn asked.

'' A ward, you had anxiety attack so bad that they admitted you.''

'' Wow, ok two things. 1. How long have I been out and 2. What did I react to?''

'' 1. 4 hours, 2. The fact that we're having twins.''

'' Twins! How can we cope with two kids? Sure we can handle the expenses but still two kids? I'll be grey before I'm 40.''

'' Its not great for me either. One kid makes your boobs droop so two will mean plastic surgery. Also my, you know, parts.''

'' Oh yeah'' Finn sat up.

'' What if these kids end up like Puck, oh God two Pucks!'''Rachel panicked.

'' What if they're two girls. Two Santanas!'' Finn added.

'' Or one Puck and one Santana'' they both said in unison.

'' This, this is too much, call Dr. Raj'' Rachel said sitting in a chair in front of him.

'' Why? He's probably getting pity sex from his ex, soon-to-be current wife.''

'' He's obviously seen this before. He could probably help us adjust. Also, when has arguing with me ever worked out in your favor?''

'' Good point, I'll text-call him now'' Finn called the man.

An hour later, Dr. Raj appeared in the ward.

'' Hello Mr. Hudson, I wasn't expecting you here. According to this chart, you had an anxiety attack after discovering that your wife was pregnant with twins.''

'' Yep, so what do I do?''

'' Usually I recommend meditation, the purchasing of plant life and in some cases Cymbalta.''

'' No, he meant about the twins, we aren't ready for that many kids.''

'' Mrs. Hudson its two children, hardly decuplets.''

Rachel sighed. This was the problem with Aarav Raj, he often missed any subtlety involved in conversation and good lord did it bother her.

'' No Aarav, I meant how do we mentally cope with having two children? Surely, you've seen this kind of thing before?''

'' You know, I have, but I'm not a licensed therapist. Instead I'll tell you what I tell my other patients who experience what I call ; S.O.P.E.S.''

'' Excuse me?'' Finn asked, sitting up.

'' Sudden onset parental epiphany syndrome. Basically you only realized something important a few months before your wife gives birth. Totally normal and harmless, however it can become a bit overwhelming. In my opinion you should speak to friends of yours who already have twins.''

The pair looked t each other grinning villainously.

-x-

'' Come on Tommy, you're not even trying.''

'' I am, I'm just no good'' the young boy pouted as he sat down, arms folded in the yard.

Why didn't I just let you go with your mother to that special needs conference in Colombus?

Puck was busy attempting to teach Tommy how to play baseball. He figured he should try get the two into sports because since they looked a lot like their father, it was plausible that they had inherited his intelligence. It was due to this that he insisted on making his children do sports. Storm was a fan of football and Tommy, well, he wasn't athletically gifted.

However, being as he was Noah Puckerman, he was determined to turn his youngest child into a gifted athlete. So, when Quinn got invited to a conference in Columbus that weekend, Puck swiped her usual traveling partner Tommy and sent Storm with her instead.

'' Ok bud, let's try this again, if you catch this then I'll get you that cashmere sweater Uncle Kurt showed you.''

Tommy's eyes went wide as he smirked. '' Do it.''

Puck launched the ball in the young boys direction as softly as he could which surprisingly was actually not that hard. Surprisingly, the ball was caught… by a person's personal drone, subsequently knocking it into the family's pool.

'' Run'' Puck said as the two ran inside through the sliding door.

As the made ran inside, they caught their breath whilst sitting on a nearby couch.

'' Daddy, you said never to shy away from 'frontation'' Tommy scolded.

'' Tom, buddy, listen closely, Daddy's a hypocrite.''

Just then, Puck's phone buzzed, seeing who it was, he immediately picked up.

'' Finchel, what's up?''

'' Nice to speak you too Noah. Is Quinn around?''

'' Sorry Finn, she's in Columbus, but what can I do?''

'' Are you sure you want to know? I mean emotion isn't your thing dude.''

'' Just tell me Hudson, or I'll call in an airstrike, that douchebag, General from Kentucky owes me for beating him at inter-military poker last Tuesday.''

'' Fine. So Rachel and I went to see Doctor Raj today-

'' Oh Dr. pity sex. How is he?''

'' Fine, listen he couldn't find a heartbeat, he found two. Rachel and I are having two kids.''

'' Congrats man, you two will make epic parents. But why're you calling me?''

'' Quinn's phone wasn't on and you two have the most experience with twins.''

'' Nope, that's Wemma. Why didn't you speak to them?''

'' Your names came up first on my contacts list.''

'' Huh, ok. Listen, Quinn gets back tomorrow, once she's re-adjusted to Ohio's elevation, why don't you guys come over?''

'' Great, what time?''

'' I don't know, whenever. But knowing my wife 14:30.''

'' Ah yeah, the whole two thirty is her lucky time thing, see ya then.''

Finn hung up as he looked at Rachel. '' We're off to the Puckermans tomorrow.''

'' Really? I mean I love 'em but wouldn't Will and Emma be a better choice?''

'' Hey, Puck's name on my contact list comes before theirs.''

'' Fair enough. Hey look, here comes a nurse.''

The nurse was a young woman, obviously in her early 20s. Judging her complexion she was obviously Latina. Her nametag also read '' Whitney''.

'' Mr. Hudson, all your work's come back. You're good to go. However, according to the cardiologist you saw apparently your electrolytes are a little high.'' Whitney dug in her pocket. '' Here's a letter from Doctor La Croix.''

Finn scanned the letter. '' What the fuck? I can't have salt anymore?''

'' For at least 3 weeks yes. Also he's prescribed you these'' Whitney handed him a white bottle.

'' Blood pressure medication?'' Rachel read.

'' Yep, anyway sign here please to say you've been discharged and have a nice day.''

Finn just shrugged and signed the paperwork.

-x-

'' It seems like we spend a lot more time here than before you got pregnant'' Finn said as he pulled up in front of the house.

'' Is that a problem?''

'' Nope. Just an observation. Anyway time for therapy'' Finn said as he got out of the driver's seat, opened the door for Rachel and the two headed to the door.

Knocking on it, the door was opened by Puck, who seemed to have a facial scar on his left cheek.

'' Dude, what happened?'' Finn asked as the pair came inside.

'' Combat training. Apparently the guys those dicks over at the Pentagon decided to send me the most uncoordinated guys ever.''

'' So, you got shot?'' Rachel asked.

'' Negatory my favorite Jew, I got stabbed. One guy slipped in a puddle and the rest is self-explanatory.''

'' Also known as my husband stood to close'' Quinn said as she appeared from down the hall.

'' Quinn, how are you?'' Rachel asked, embracing the woman in a bone crushing hug.

'' Not bad, Noah says you wanted to speak to us?''

'' Yeah, is here fine?'' Finn asked pointing to the den.

'' Sure'' Puck said as three of the four sat down. '' Anyone for drinks, its 2 in the afternoon so anyone for grownup drinks?

'' Sorry dude, Rachel's pregnant and I'm driving. I'd kill for a Pepsi though.''

'' I'll have water thanks'' Rachel added.

'' Fair enough. Babe? 1985 merlot?''

'' You know me so well, let me guess? Silver bullet?''

'' Yep, be right back guys'' Puck said as he left the room.

'' So, what'd you want to talk about?'' Quinn asked.

'' Well, we were at Dr. Raj….''

Quinn stopped listening. She along with Kurt knew exactly how awful the first two '' incidents'' had been on Finn and Rachel, so the phrase '' Well we were at Dr. Raj'' caused severe anxiety for the young teacher.

''… Long story short we're having twins'' Rachel said.

'' Wow, you were serious? A part of me thought you were screwing with me'' Puck said as he returned with the beverages.

'' Nope, we're serious, two kids. But the truth is, we're not sure how exactly to understand this?''

'' What's to understand? Its two kids, more than one but less than three'' Puck shrugged.

Quinn flicked him. '' What the mean is they're not sure how to comprehend the fact that they're having two kids. Not to worry it happened to us too.''

'' Wait, what?'' Finn and Rachel asked in unison.

'' Oh yeah, Quickdraw over here pretty much had a nervous breakdown after one of the sonograms. I personally wanted to cancel our cable package because of the frequent episodes of despair'' Puck chuckled earning a death glare from his wife.

'' What my husband missed was what happened once the boys were born.''

'' What happened then?'' Rachel asked, sipping her beverage.

'' I cried, happy tears of course. I realized that sure they wouldn't be easy to take care of, I mean two kids isn't exactly a cake walk but I had help'' Quinn cocked her head to her right.

'' I wasn't exactly on top of the world when our OBGYN told us the news but after seeing those kids I knew it was fate. Look, guys, having two kids isn't exactly everyone's idea of a good time, often they can be bratty, but you guys will do great, those kids will end up as amazing adults.''

'' Thanks Puck. So, any last-minute ideas?'' Finn asked.

'' Yeah. Stop worrying about this. No-one's ready to be a parent, its not like a test you can study for.''

'' Thanks guys'' Finn said hugging them.

'No problem number 5, now listen, you wanna stay for dinner?'' Quinn asked.

Hey guys sorry for the late update. Hope you enjoyed this chapter, I know it isn't my best. Anyway, stay safe and stay awesome!