Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

A con artist, a Misfit and thee babies

Cardinal, the ghostly companion and friend of Wraith was not happy. He was currently watching three hyperactive children alongside the over analytical Misfit named Freddy. Of course everything would have been perfect had the children not woken up, but as Cardinal's luck held fast the babies woke up and were currently crying there heads off.

"HOW DO YOU MAKE'EM STOP?" Cardinal screamed as he held Astral's youngest child, an energetic baby boy named Lucas, straight out in front of him.

"Well…" Freddy took Lucas in his hands. "This one needs a new diaper, so those guys probably need a change too."

"Diapers?" If Cardinal had any skin he would have paled. "Uh… How do ya change those?"

"Oh it's simple." Freddy handed Lucas back and picked Barney up from the playpen. "Jst do what I do." Freddy then led Cardinal up the stairs and into the babies' room where he proceeded to quickly change Barney's diaper. "Is that better Beaky?" The young mutant cooed and then tried to reach for his foam bat. "Ok, you get Astral's kid and I'll get Claudius." Freddy then left to take the baby back to the play pen.

"Uh…" Cardinal looked at the tear filled face of Lucas. "Ok." Cardinal then sat Lucas down on the changing table. "Ok now, I take these tabs off here and pull do…" Cardinal froze in place. "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS! FREDDY BOY GET YER LARGE TUKASS UP HERE!"

Not soon after the scream Freddy came running through the door. "What's wrong?"

"IT'S DIRTY!" Cardinal was holding a trashcan lid in front of him and pointing at Lucas.

"Well, yeah that's why you change their diapers." Freddy walked over to the small child and set Claudius on the changing table next to Lucas. "Hey little guys, Freddy's gonna take care of you today, ok?" The babies cooed with excitement.

Soon Freddy had cleaned up both of the babies and carried them downstairs to the playpen. He then proceeded to heckle Cardinal about his inability to care for children. The crimson ghost simply sat and watched TV as his ego was crushed under Freddy's analytical observations.

To the babies however, the ordeal was most entertaining. In fact their conversation went something like this…

"Man the big guy he is nice." Lucas Frieght said with a giggle.

"Yeah, Freddy is nice, but we like our big sister better." Barney said as he raised his bat high. "And daddy too. He's funny when he drinks the stinky water."

"My dad says my mom can't hold her stinky water." Lucas said as he began to run two play cars into each other.

"Well no one can beat our dad at a stinky water drinking contest!" Claudius proclaimed proudly. "Well, except Mr. Logan, but that's because he heals fast."

"My dad can heal himself instantly." Lucas said with a smile.

"Your dad is also an all powerful being. Mr. Logan's a mutant and our daddy is a human." Barney pointed out.

"Ok then, No human can beat our daddy, no mutant can beat Mr. Logan and no all powerful being can beat Lucas' dad!" Claudius compromised. "Sound fair?"

"Yup!"Barney and Lucas agreed in unison.

"I just wish Daria and Brittney would stop stealing my bat so they could experiment with it…" Barney said as he taped his bat against the side of the playpen.

"What do they do to it?" Lucas asked curiously.

"I don' know, but the last time a COBRA tried to kidnap me he went flying across the room from an electrical burst…" Barney sighed.

"Wow, I wish my sister would make me something like that." Lucas was in awe. "All she ever does is hide my toy cars from me." Lucas gripped his cars tightly.

"Wow, your sister is mean." Claudius was slightly shocked. "Doesn't she get into trouble?"

"Yup! Mommy sends her to bed with out dinner sometimes or she has to clean the dishes all week after dinner." Lucas smiled.

"Hey, the crazy man and Freddy fell asleep." Barney noticed. "Want to get some cookies?"

"No we better not. Chybee was upstairs, the big people just didn't see him." Lucas looked worried. "My dad doesn't want me around Chybee."

"Why not, he's fun!" Claudius giggled.

"But he's always chewing on my dad's head." Lucas pointed out.

"Maybe your dad's hair taste's good." Claudius said as he climbed over the playpen walls.

"Hm, I never thought of it like that." Lucas began to join the climbing Barney. "Ok, lets get some cookies, but let's try to blame it on Cardinal, he's mean."

"Hey! That's thinking like a Misfit!" Barney shouted with joy.

"Careful Barney, you almost woke Freddy!" Claudius hushed the other two. "Now come on, Althea hid them from Xi. I think she put them in Pietro's room."

"Pietro's room scares me." Barney trembled as a little fear crossed his mind.

"THE CHEESE MADE ME DO IT!" The three babies were interrupted as Perfection came hurtling through a portal.

"Sorry, but my verge IS NOT EDIBLE!" Karma fumed from the other side as Wanda stepped through.

"Sorry about that Karma." Wanda glared at Perfection. "Thanks for the info though."

"But the cheese made me do it!" Perfection said in his defense.

"Not a problem dear." And then Karma and the portal vanished.

"Hey, what are you three upto?" Wanda said as she put the three babies back into the playpen. "You guys probably want some cookies, hold on and I'll go get a few. No point everyone being scarred by Pietro's room."