ACT 13: Say What!
"We're here to see the Wizard please!" Kairi/Dorothy asked some lackey dressed in a green tux sticking his head out of a round hole in a big green door.
"Man, this weird ol' wizard guy must really have a thing fer green..." Sora/Scarecrow pointed out.
(Sephiroth started crying again)
"This place is scary, c'mon guys! Let's leave while we still can!" Cried Sephiroth/Lion.
"Don't say that, you coward! We still hafta get Dorothy back home!" Riku/Tin Man yelled.
"Yes, and don't you want to get some cour—." (A Heartless flies across the stage followed by the Director with her Key Blade)
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There was a rather long pause between everyone.
Sora decided to speak up, "Did you see..."
"Nope" Riku answered.
"Okay."
They continued...
(3 hours later, the performance ended)
(Intercom)
"Thank you for attending tonight's performance, we hope you enjoyed yourselves, please throw away all garbage in a trash receptacle on your way out and have a silent night and a pleasant morning. Now GET OUT!"
The audience did as the random voice said and left. The cast went behind the curtains after bowing and what-not to see the Director and, one of the many Heartless in the room, dueling each other.
"Director!" Sora yelled.
"Yeeees?" The Director purred easily running the Heartless through with her Key Blade.
"Where did all of these Heartless come from?" Riku asked.
"The first one that I knocked across the stage came out of Kairi's dressing room, when I went in there, it was trying on her dresses."
"That thing was trying on MY dresses!" Kairi shrieked.
"So? I've seen Cloud try on your dresses..."
(Cloud slaps his hand over the Director's mouth)
"LIES! I was only doing it so I could get into a harem," Cloud paused as everyone gave him the weirdest looks of shock, "It's not like that! I was rescuing my girlfriend, Tifa! Wait..." he turned to Aeris who was running out of the room crying. ((Mwahahaha...))
"Cloud...wears...dresses...?" Sephiroth snickered.
"No...it's...not...it's..." Cloud runs away crying.
"Well that was weird..." The Director said massaging her jaw.
"Yeah, but I caught it all on tape!" Sora cheered, "Let's go watch it again!"
"YAY!" Everyone yelled happily, following Sora into the snack room. All of them forgetting that there were about 50 Heartless still loose in the studio.
(A Heartless looks around)
"Hey, guys, that silver-haired kid got a new 'Stang, let's take it for a joy ride..."
