Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Chybee's chapter of fun

The small red imp known to many as "Chybee" had just recently escaped his tall friend's home. Unfortunately now he was trapped in his large friend's girlfriend's home, a place the tiny demon found very confusing. Of course having arrived only minutes before his tall friend only made matters a little worse, because for some reason only his tall friend and his tall friend's girlfriend seemed to like it when he came to visit. So the tiny demon decided to make a quick change of venue and with only a very few demonic syllables he was in another familiar setting, he was back in the hooded man's palace and the metal faced man was there! Chybee's tiny imp heart jumped for joy. Surely these old friend's would greet him with smiles on their faces, after all they had sent him back to his tall friend with smiles on their faces!

Slowly and quite deliberately Chybee made his way up to the blue hooded man. The man reminded Chybee of the green ghost that his tall friend hung around with, only the blue hooded man was a lot more entertaining. As he approached the blue hooded man he began to get even more excited, his friend recognized him and was ready to give him a hug! Chybee leapt for joy as he charged up to his friend and gave him a great big leg hug!

COBRA COMMANDER

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Cobra Commander had been enjoying a rather nice mai-tai after his Mexican base had been toughly stomped to the ground. Apparently the three small monstrous "children" that the Joes kept had snuck out in their massive robotic fighting machines and were busy demolishing the base and several surrounding pyramids. Thankfully, Dr. Mindbender was the only person of any relational importance in the building and he managed to escape with only minor ego damage. Unfortunately that wasn't to be the worst part of the day, as the small red form of an imp appeared in the middle of his throne room. He recognized it immediately, it was the imp they had dug up before they encountered those dreadful interLOAFERs.

"Oh no…" The Commander groaned as he saw the little monster, then they made contact and the Lilliputian Godzilla came charging head first at him.

The Commander immediately jumped up onto his chair and began to scream and point, thankfully Destro had noticed the little beast as well, rather unfortunately though, he chose to save his own life instead and was almost instantaneously down the hall. Then the beast attached itself to the Commander's leg.

"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" Cobra Commander screamed at the top of his lungs. The tiny little imp was like a giant vice on his leg that was just about to squeeze it off, then it stopped. The Commander looked down to see the little monster ogling itself in the Commander's portable mirror. "What? You like that?"

"Ich-na na ne da fun!" The little demon cackled as the mirror began to glow. The commander could tell this day was not going to end well, and the worst part was, it was just begging.

A few hours later a branch of Green Shirts as well as Snake Eyes, Jinx and Leather Neck were busy storming down the front doors of the COBRA base and much to their shock and fear Cobra Commander was hanging by the threads of his pants on his chandelier while tons of tiny little creatures were running around devouring everything in the base.

"Stay away from the pink one…" The Head Snake squeaked out as he managed t flip around and grasp a hold of the light fixture.

"Pink one?" a random green shirt asked, seconds later a pink puff cam waddling out from behind a near by box. "Awww, he doesn't look so threatening…" The pink puff then opened it's mouth and with a huge gust of inhaled air, swallowed the green shirt only to spit him back out a split second later.

"Wow…" Jinx said as she watched the frightened Green Shirt burst into tears. "What could have done this?" He answer came as Snake Eyes pointed to a little red demon sitting on the Commander's throne. "Of course, ask a stupid question…"

"Hey! Where'd Snake Breath go!" Leather Neck shouted as he noticed the absence of one Cobra Commander.

"I hardly think that matter right now." Jinx said as she watched the small animals from all over the room form a small chorus line.

"Why?" Leather Neck snapped in anger.

"Because those things look a little dangerous." Jinx pointed to two of the furry creatures that were fighting of a piece of pastry.

"Hm…" The Emerald Spectre, Wraith appeared from nowhere. "Mogwai infestation. I suggest a solar cleansing immediately."

"Mogwai!" Junx shrieked "As in GREMLINS, as in furry little things that turn into nasty evil things with claws!"

"The very same." Then Wraith noticed the pink puff. "Hi Kirby."

"Hiiiiii!" The tiny pink puff jumped up and waved his arms then he inhaled a crate of grenades and promptly donned a hard cap, while a small pineapple grenade appeared in his hands.

"I think your world just said goodbye to what's left of it's sanity." DM said as he appeared in a flash right by Wraith.

"Yup." Wraith agreed with his usual bored tone.

"Oh well…" DM opened a small portal and quickly siphoned all the mogwai into it, but left Kirby. "Can't have these guys running amok, no matter how fun it would seem."

"Yeah, we should be getting back soon." Wraith opened a small portal, "I mean we wouldn't want to be so insensitive as to miss Evan's trial, no would we?"

"Karma found you didn't she?" DM randomly guessed as to Wraith's sudden interest in the case.

"No." Wraith said as he picked up the Cobra Commander's Mai-Tai.

"You're got something up your sleeve don't you?" DM guessed again.

"No…" Wraith just let his eyes smile.

"Are you going to randomly stab anyone that causes trouble?" DM narrowed his eyes.

"Maaaaaybe." Wraith chuckled darkly.

"Oh, if that's all, can I join you?" DM smiled as he pulled out a flaming sword.

"You know for Evan's sake he better not be guilty…" Jinx said as the two Scions disappeared.

"Why do you say that?" Leather Neck said as he and several Green Shirts tried to sift through the remains of the base.

"Three ultimately powerful beings, all capable of extreme forms of punishment…" Jinx pointed her thumb to the closing portal.

"OH… yeah. I knew that." Leather Neck went back to rummaging through the rubble.