Chapter 2 : Eiri's super cool, secret plan!
I
could tell what that idiot cousin of mine was thinking..."it's
all Eiri's fault!"
Of course, it has to be all my fault.
After all It wasn't like I was the idiot who left the three
hyperactive morons inthe kitchen filled with sugar..nooo that was
Seto.
...Sometimes I wish that Tatsuha and the Brat hadn't begged
me to find my 'lost' family...
Anyway, I had been scrunched up beside Seto and his Brat, who smelled like strawberry short cake. I would have asked her if she had eaten when I oh so innocently looked at her but Seto thought that I was looking down her shirt...okay. I was, but it isn't my fault. She had the audacity to wear such a low cut shirt. It went something like this:
Seto: Pervert! Stop looking down my girlfriend's shirt!
Serenity: eye's shimmer Wha? I'm your GIRLFRIEND?
Eiri: ...
Somehow she managed to glomp him in the tiny broom closet.
But anyway...I knew that time was running out. I could hear the
idiots coming back to the game room.
I looked at Seto, I knew
what he was thinking...there was only one way out and either way one
of us would be screwed.
Eiri: Seto. whispers I have an idea.
Seto: Whispers A good one I hope.
Eiri: whispers It is you little brat.
Serenity: Whispers Shhh, not so loud! I hear Mr. Shindou!
We all became quiet...and then I began to think. In reality we were all screwed unless we had a diversion. Seto would be trompled by his brother and the idiot with the rabbit and i would be raped by the Brat...If it was possible my smirk grew three times it's size.
Eiri: whispers Serenity?
Serenity: Whispers Yes?
Eiri: whispers On the count of three I want you to run out of the closet and make as much noise going up the stairs as you can, alright?
Serenity:whispers Why?
Seto: whispers Yeah why? She'll get caught.
Eiri: whispers And then what? The worst possible thing would be for her to get glomped by two of her music idols...
Seto: whispers I still don't know...
Serenity: What? what are you waiting for...COUNT!
The door burst open and we saw three googly hyper eyes staring at us. Serenity screamed too loud. There was only one thing to do.
Eiri: SCATTER!
The three of us ran in oposite directions in the mansion...either way one would get caught...and I would make sure it wouldn't be me...so what that I placed the Brat's cell phone in Seto's pocket? It's not like I did it on purpose or anything...
