Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
What to do with a depressed Scion or two.
It was a few days after Ash's arrival and the prominent announcement of "GODS ARE REAL" across several world wide news papers and magazines when Perfection and Maven came flowing back to reality. However, both Scions were obviously troubled and so the X-Men and Misfits took it upon themselves to cheer the two up. The X-Men wanted to take the Scions on a world trip to show them how people were reacting; the Misfits wanted a group therapy session. The Misfits won.
"Come on Maven, you gotta see this." Bobby said as he pulled the rather snappish Scion by the sleeve.
"Leave me alone you ice brained lunatic!" Maven jerked his arm back. "I don't need your help, I am perfectly fine!"
"If you're fine then I'm the Queen of England." Ash said as he picked Maven up by the back of his collar and directed him into group therapy. Ash was in the group as well, since Xavier believed Ash had many trust issues. "So sit down and start doing what the shrink tells you to!"
"Well is everyone one ready for the group therapy on building trust?" Psyche-Out asked as he sat in his chair and looked at the group which consisted of Rina, Bobby, Tabitha, Arcade, Todd, Althea, Ash, Wanda, Logan, Xi, Maven, Perfection and Wraith.
"I don't have trust issues." Wraith grumbled.
"DENIAL!" Todd pointed at the emerald spirit.
"I am not in denial." Wraith growled.
"Hey P, isn't Wraith in denial?" Todd asked of the chaotic Scion.
"Yeah, sure whatever." Perfection said as he leaned up against Wanda's shoulder while a strangely docile Chybee curled against his chest.
"Wow…" Todd scratched his head. "Isn't that where he's supposed to jump all around the room with large signs point at Wraith which declare that he's in denial?"
"I doubt he's thinking about that." Rina snorted.
"Yes, I mean, afterall he was just horribly betrayed by one of his friends." Xi pointed out.
"Oh gee thank you for considering the fact that I was also betrayed and it was my BROTHER WHO DID SO!" Maven's shout echoed throughout the base.
"Maven, I think you need to calm down." Psyche-Out tried to ease the tension.
"CALM DOWN? CALM? DOWN? You do realize that my brother drained and switched our scionic energies, do you not? Do you realize how much the balance is off right now? I mean seriously, seriously thrown off, I have to represent LIGHT FOR FREAK'S SAKE!" Maven then broke down into a bawling fit.
"Breakthrough!" Althea smiled.
"I don't think it's a breakthrough unless he realizes something new about himself." Bobby pointed out.
"Oh bite me icicle brain." Althea shot back.
"Hey, I'm not crazy like Arcade is, so I think I'll pass." Bobby smirked right before Tabitha tossed a time bomb at his lap, which he barely dodged. "Hey, you're supposed to be on my side!"
"Sorry Bobby, but in therapy all bets are off." Tabitha grinned.
"Yeah, except if it's an actual bet." Todd grinned.
"What are they planning?" Ash asked Logan as the adults realized the session was about to go in a very bad direction.
"Probably gonna teach the Ice-Cube a lesson." Logan said as he got up and walked out the door, only to be shortly followed by Psyche-Out.
With in seconds of Psyche-Out leaving the room a wave of pure insanity hit the room as Althea ruptured the fire sprinklers and rained down tons of water on Bobby, who in an attempt to protect himself, created his ice barrier. Then Tabitha tossed in a few bombs and several pieces of candy. All through out the strange explosion of insanity Xi, Rina and Ashe were all watching in confussion.
"I thought this was supposed to help us build trust with others?" Rina asked as Althea made a giant whirl pool in the middle of the room which held a confused looking Bobby.
"Yes, I thought that was the purpose as well." Xi blinked as Todd tossed in several stuffed animals and a few Oreos. "COOKKIES!" XI immediately dove into the vortex of water. Xi's sudden appearance caused Bobby to over freeze the vortex in panic.
"Uh…oh…" Todd said as he realized his friend was now trapped in a giant ice block. "Al…"
"On it…" Althea said as she focused he powers on the giant ice sealed vortex. "Stand back ev…"
The next thing anyone knew, Psyche-Out's office was covered with snow and Perfection was covered in snow gear. It seemed that the therapy session had reached on Scion after all. Of course most people believe that it was really just all the insanity that caused him to return, but that is one thing we will never know.
"Yo! Perfection's back!" Todd leapt up and gave the Scion a big hug.
"Good to be back." Perfection smiled. "Where was I?"
"Where's Bobby?" Tabitha asked when she realized that Bobby was indeed nowhere to be found, even when Perfection melted the ice.
"Um… Al…" Todd looked at his girlfriend in worry. "Did you…" Todd motioned an explosion with his hands.
"I hope not…" Althea almost panicked.
"He's up here with me." A dark yet muffled voice called from above. When everyone looked up they couldn't help but laugh, Bobby and Maven were stuck in the ceiling.
"I give it an eight." Todd laughed.
"More like a questionable seven." Ash corrected, "We never got to see the dismount."
"Man, why can't you be on our team?" Todd gave a puppy dog look.
"I dunno." Ash shrugged as he left for a drink.
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Perfection shouted with glee as he recreated the snow for everyone to play in.
"Hey, where's Wraith?" Althea asked as Chybee tossed a large chunk of snow her way.
"Dunno, but he left a little umbrella behind." Perfection said as he picked up the little token and gave it to Wanda.
"Alright you little imp, no you pay!" Althea screamed as she and Todd rolled a large ball of snow towards the now frightened imp.
