Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
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Universe: Misfit-Verse
Tactical Retreat
"I don't understand." Hawk was responding to the news that the Scions were delivering. "Why can't you just handle him like you did Therten?"
"Well for one, Al's still our friend. He's just confused right now, angry and confused." Perfection tried to defend Alteran. "The other part is that he hasn't technically overstepped his bounds. He and Maven can change alignments with ease although it rarely happens."
"Really, I thought 'Light and dark' were physical boundaries?" Duke arched an eyebrow.
"Um, well they're also a measure of ruthlessness among other things." Perfection smiled innocently. "But not evil."
"So, you have to retreat to the Verge to figure out how to handle him?" The two GI JOE leaders were slightly confused.
"We don't have to, but knowing my brother it is the only place where our plans would remain undiscovered." Maven sneered as he tried to darken his new white robes. "Ugh, remind me never to chastise my brother's fashion sense."
"Yeah, so we've said out goodbyes and everything, but we just needed to let you know that we won't be around to help if any more Chaos Sparks happen." Perfection rubbed the back of his head anxiously, "We also sent Sonic and his group back to their world as well as InuYasha's group."
"What about the two brothers and that Cloud guy?" Hawk inquired.
"It's to dangerous to send them back right now, the other groups were from world with large similarities, but the Elric brothers and Cloud have worlds that are vastly different." DM explained, "And if we tried to transport them now they could end up, not only in the wrong universe but in tiny, tiny pieces."
"And the Jedi?" Hawk was very hopeful they could send the Jedi back.
"Oh we sent them back a while ago." DM smiled, "Not the hardest thing when you consider how many universes actually break off from the Star Wars plotlines."
Hawk was momentarily confused. "How many?"
The Scions just smiled knowingly.
"They're from the past in this universe, aren't they?" Hawk groaned as he realized a simple time machine could bring the Jedi back.
"Yeah…" Perfection gave the general a light pat on the back. "And we're off!" And the Scions were indeed gone.
"Great, so now what do we do about our company?" Hawk groaned.
Meanwhile at the X-Mansion several students were getting a new version of history from two very under qualified teachers. Ash Williams and John Proudstar, two teachers who were probably more interested in blowing things up than just talking about blowing things up, were now stuck teaching Xavier's history class. It would be their first and last time on such an adventure.
"So let me get this straight." Bobby began, "You're saying that you helped a Dark Age Magician to make, not only bombs, but a steam powered car as well?"
"It's what I said isn't it?" Ash's ever patronizing tone decorated his every word.
"Am I the only one who has a hard time believing this?" Bobby almost shrieked.
"This is the ice-kid, right John?" Ash turned to his co-teacher.
"Yup, that's the 'IceMan'." John said as he made mock quotation marks in the air.
"Well then icicle boy, I should let you know that I find the fact that you guys fought a living island… Wait no, I do believe that." Ash stammered. "You're telling me that you have fought a living island, met Dracula, fought giant robots made to hunt you down, have a mad scientist on your team who makes physics defying machines every day and yet you can't believe I taught some primitive screw-heads how to make gun-powder and a steam engine?"
Bobby nodded his head with a sheepish grin.
"Well gee, I'm glad I don't have to prove it." Ash smiled.
"So you're saying you couldn't do it again?" Kurt piped in.
"Oh I could do it again, but I'd need a trained metal worker, a spare car and coal. Not to mention a cow catcher or two." Ash snapped.
The entire class grinned with a sinister malice.
"I walked right into a trap didn't I?" Ash sighed as John just cracked up laughing.
"Normally Mr. Proudstar just complains about the people in history while Mr. McCoy tries to actually teach us about them, but making a steam powered car seems like it would be a lot more entertaining." Tabitha giggled.
"This is going all kinds of places I don't like." Ash said as he tried to stop Kurt from teleporting out of the class. "Alright where's he going?"
The class just laughed and a few minutes later Forge and Kurt came walking in the room.
"Mr. Williams, I think I can improve upon your initial plans for a steam powered car and better yet I can build it in four hours." Forge slammed his plans down. "What do you think?"
"I think everyone had better sit down in their seats and or leave the room before I start handing out detentions; Ash style." Ash growled.
"Oh and what does that consist of?" Pietro quipped as he zoomed in the room.
"Hey aren't you from the other group?" Ashe recognized the speedster immediately.
"Yeah, we got today off thankfully." Pietro zipped around the room and looked at all the books.
"I'm afraid to ask why, but why do you have the day off?" Ash sighed deeply.
"Well it has to do with some left over bread from when the Scions tried to teach Kitty to cook, and old piece of radioactive metal and a giant mutating mold that devoured our class rooms." Todd said as he and the other Misfits flooded the room "So Xavier said we could share your classes for the next few days."
"Wow, you're just in time then, we can have build-off to see who can build the best Steam-Car in the shortest time!" Forge was visibly excited.
"You have nice hair…" Xi was suddenly climbing on Ash and purring like a kitten.
"What in the Sam Hell…" Ash was beginning to freak out.
"Ah, ask mah self the same thing everyday." Rogue said as she, Scott and Jean came into the room.
"The Professor thought you might need some help." Scott said as he watched Xi climb all over Ash. "Did you guys give Xi some cookies?"
"Nope, we think he got into your cookies in the kitchen." Althea said as she tried to pull Xi off.
"Hey, I made those for Lance." Kitty yelled, just as Xi threw up all over Ash's lap.
"Remind me to thank Xi for taking that bullet for me." Lance whispered to Arcade.
"What about Ash? He took the end result." Arcade pointed out in a harsh whisper.
"We'll buy him a new hunting set or something." Spyder said as she joined the whispering conversation. "But I think we're going to need to buy him another chainsaw too."
"Why?" Arcade and Lance shot a worried glare at the young mutant.
"No reason…" Spyder smiled innocently
As luck would have it though, Trinity cam bounding down the hall at that moment, riding on the chainsaw which was stuck in the wall.
"Was that my baby?" Ash yelped as he rushed down the hall after his prized weapon. "Come back with my Alice you little demons!"
Lance began to tally up what the Joes were going to have to replace, "Ok, so we get him a new chainsaw and…" An explosion came from one floor down as Beast was heard yelling at the triplets and joining in the chase, "we get Beast a new chemistry lab…" Another explosion came in the general direction of Forge's lab, "Forge we don't bother with…" Everyone nodded in agreement, including the X-Men. Then another explosion came rocking forth from the kitchen, "And if anything was actually destroyed in the kitchen…"
"Don't bother with that Alvers, the Professor has a preferred customer account with most of the town's repair businesses so we're okin that department." Scott wasn't even fazed as another explosion rocked the house from outside. "Ok, now Ororo's greenhouse might be an issue, but only with her."
"Yeah but who's gonna be crazy enough to tell her?" Todd shuddered at the thought of an angry Ororo, so did the entire room.
"We could always have Shipwreck do it." Kurt suggested and of course no one argued.
"I'm sure my old man could take that beating, I mean he takes it every other day of the week."
"Yeah, so who wants some ice cream?" John asked as he picked up a few books and tossed them into the path of the mobile chainsaw. The entire class cheered as well as Xi who was now purring next to a chair." Ok time to clean out the freezer."
When the class cam downstairs to the kitchen though, they were greeted by a confusing site. The Elric brothers were now covered head to toe in strange batter like covering.
"I'm guessing that's Kitty's cooking." Pietro laughed.
"Heeellllp usss…." A muffled plea came from the batter statues.
"Uh..." John looked around carefully for something to break the batter, "Just sit tight kiddo, we'll find something."
"Why don't you just use alchemy to change it?" Kurt asked as he knocked on Alphonse's head.
"Beeeen… Tryyying…" Ed's muffled voice called again. "Wooon't… CHANGE!"
"This could take a while…" Scott looked at the batter statues. "A long while…"
