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r/OnlyInGotham ∙ Posted by u/riddler_IsMyDaddy 9 hours ago
Only In Gotham… can you see Batman making out with the Jokers (plural) as you walk home alone

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Pretty much what the title says. I was walking back home from work yesterday, as one does. It was pretty late so I was keeping my head down, because. Gotham. Gotta keep this babe alive, yanno? So anyway, I was walking as fast as I could without running, minding my own business as usual when I hear this noise, right. Like a wounded animal, maybe. At first I thought "Get out of here, C! It ain't your trouble to fix!" but then the noise repeated and I'm a curious creature, alright. So I backtrack a little and peak around the corner.

And there they are. Holy Hell, guys!

Like at first I couldn't really see what was in that alley, only a moving blob of shadows, but as I moved closer, I recognized the shapes. I mean. Batman. Of course I recognized that. Only I thought they were fighting, at first? Because, well. Batman. And the Jokers. Yes, both of them. Fighting is the only assumption you make before you start running for your life, right. Only I didn't, for some reason. I was glued to the spot, thinking I'd gone Crazy! Cuz like. They weren't fighting, no sir.

And I mean. Batman ain't showing much skin in that suit of his, but BOY did the Clowns know how to work him. I'm not going into details because. NO. Not enough brainbleach for that. But there was humping. And A Lot of tongues involved.

I fled the scene before any of them could see me, hopefully. Like I've NEVER run this fast in my life before. But like. I have a Question to you redditors of Gotham. Anyone seen Ivy around? This her handiwork or is love in the air?

Tl;dr: Saw Batman getting ravished by the Jokers in an alley and want to know if it's Ivy's fault.


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Drarry4Life 9 hours ago
Ya sure ya weren't tripping op? All the drugs on the north-east go through scarecrow these days

∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 9 hours ago
No, definitely not.

∙∙∙Drarry4Life 9 hours ago
Ya certain. That new euphoria shit gets ya real good

∙∙∙∙Lorem_ipsum 9 hours ago
They said NO, lay off.


Lorem_ipsum 9 hours ago
Ivy's in Arkham. My bro works staff there, just asked him. She's in.


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KittyCat_Gotham 7 hours ago
Clown PDA should be banned by law

∙∙EccoEcco 6 hours ago
You don't mean that :)

∙∙∙theFireflies 6 hours ago
Not even a little bit :)


∙∙PierroT 7 hours ago
excuse you not all clownhood deserves condemnation but for a few bad seeds

#ClownPride #AbolishTheJoker

∙∙∙LadyVetinari 7 hours ago
Someone walked into the wrong party, huh.


GoblinKing 3 hours ago
Finally! I've got NO IDEA how they didn't DIE from sheer UST before but man was it hard to get the job done sometimes with Batsy on site. And NOT because of the Punchy-Punchy-Surrender-To-Law-You-Evil-Scumbag thing.

∙∙93percentstardust 3 hours ago
seconded. dunno 'bout the other one but our joker didn't even try to hide his heart eyes whenever they fought. it's disgustingly adorable. nothing about the clown prince of crime should ever be adorable. ugh.

∙∙∙EccoEcco 3 hours ago
Believe me, he wasn't the only one.

∙∙∙pengyhoe 2 hours ago
You say that like Batman's any better. Like. You may not be able to see any of his face, but he never fights any other rogues like he fights the clowns

Something had to give eventually

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JayJayBinks 5 hours ago
So are we going to talk about how the bat scored Both the jokers or nah? Because. Some of us maybe wanted to tap that.

∙∙madonna 5 hours ago
Press F to pay respects

∙∙∙Hamster-piper 5 hours ago
F

∙∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 4 hours ago
f


∙∙seesame_streetses_moster 5 hours ago
I always thought Jeremiah had a thing with Ecco though? I mean, she's running the church more than he ever does.

∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 4 hours ago
That's called babysitting, honey, not romance

∙∙∙∙EccoEcco 4 hours ago
*heart*


∙∙∙NancyN 5 hours ago
Please. Have you even met the man? He radiates disaster gay SO HARD it hurts.

∙∙∙theFireflies 3 hours ago
I heard she's spoken for :)

∙∙∙∙EccoEcco 1 hour ago
*heart*


kermitslefttit 2 hours ago
Am I seriously the only one concerned that Batman is going sweet on the Clown Twins? You know. THE CLOWN TWINS?! Instead of, idk, throwing them into Arkham on sight? Like is this a thing now? What about I Am Vengeance?

∙∙them-kitter-feets 2 hours ago
Yes

∙∙i-love-rats99 2 hours ago
yes

∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 2 hours ago
Yes

∙∙EccoEcco 2 hours ago
YES

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i-love-rats99 8 hours ago
CONSPIRACY: if this is not a troll, then Batman is on reddit.

∙∙BNHAbeach 8 hours ago
EXCUSE ME?

∙∙mustardman 8 hours ago
Batman's everywhere, mate. You thought he ain't got no eyes on here?

∙∙∙i-love-rats99 8 hours ago
Naw, listen. There was this couple of relationship threads a few weeks ago? Ft. an undead twin brother and a gay love triangle? I think they got deleted for trolling cuz it sounded a lil too much like someone was trying to impersonate a rogue *cough*joker*cough*

But if it WASN'T a troll, then Batman was asking reddit for relationship advice! Holy shite. And so were Jokers!

∙∙∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 8 hours ago
I remember those! The I-Went-On-A-Date-As-My-Brother-But-SurpriseSurprise-The-Brother-Set-Us-UP! It was cute if not a bit creepy. Definitely thought wanna-be a rogue troll, tho.

∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 7 hours ago
It fits! Scar-face undead twin? That's Jerome, c'mon. I know anything goes in Gotham but how many of those do we have? Not scar-face unhinged AITA "older" brother? Gotta be Jeremiah. Like they always fight for Batman's attention anywho, why stop at that?

∙∙∙∙∙1-800-420-69 6 hours ago
Fangirls strike again, I see. Please take your "shipping" nonsense somewhere else.

∙∙∙∙∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 6 hours ago
Dude. This is LITERALLY a thread about Batman doing the do.

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∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 6 hours ago
||you are talking about real people here

WELL DUH.

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∙∙∙∙we-live-in-a-society 8 hours ago
Are we all going to ignore the fact that if Batman really posted one of those threads and is The Boyfriend, his username was *broosenotwayne*? Because. That's not very sneaky at all.

∙∙∙∙∙333ela 6 hours ago
Wasn't Wayne taken hostage some time ago by Jerome and before Batman could swoop in he emerged unscathed save for this giant hickey?


i-love-rats99 5 hours ago
CONSPIRACY: Bruce Wayne is Batman.

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