Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
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Universe: Misfit-Verse
Here's a story…
"I still can't believe it." Scott was stuck on Evan's betrayal.
"You can't believe it? I defended the guy." Astral grumbled as he led everyone to through the PIT.
"Yeah, and he seemed so nice." Perfection sighed, "Oh well, at least he's got a good home now."
"What do you mean?" Scott raised an eyebrow.
"I went to have a little talk with him about betraying Scions and he was getting a ride from Frost." Perfection giggled.
"Oh just lovely! He's joined one of our enemies!" Scott threw his hands up in defeat. "Can't we ever win?"
"Hey, you don't have it that bad. Now this Trask kid, he has the right to complain." Astral chided Scott.
"Trask, as in the guy who made the Sentinels?" Scott noticeably blinked behind his glasses.
"Yup." DM said as he popped out of a doorway dressed in a camouflage doctor's smock and a patient chart. "Turns out his kids were mutants so 'daddy dearest' tried to manipulate them into helping him eliminate mutants, his daughter escaped into time, but Larry got it hard." DM shook his head.
"How?" Scott asked as the rest of the X-Men caught up.
"Well for one half of his brain has bee replaced by computer hardware." Astral snorted, "Not to mention all the mental anguish, humiliation and fear the kid has, with telepathy and the ability to see into the future. Trust me Scotty, in the troubles department you got jack next to this kid, and after him comes some of the Misfits with Ororo and her family mixed in. In fact you're at the very bottom of the troubles list for this group, right under Fred to be exact."
"Wait are you telling us Freddy is one of the NORMAL Misfits?" Bobby almost shrieked.
"Yeah." The Scions nodded at once.
"But now is not the time for this or that, right now Jubilee needs to settle some things with him." DM said as he checked of something on his chart. "Plus Larry can't control his telepathy to well, so we should leave the immediate area." DM motioned for most of the people to leave. Logan and Jubilee stayed behind.
"Lifeline's in there too, just be sure to keep some of your thoughts in check." DM said with forlorn sigh. "Do you guys ever realize how much drama your world has?"
"We're aware." Logan grumbled as he followed Jubilee into the room.
"Well, if you guys don't need me anymore, I'll be headin' back to the Verge." Astral yawned.
"Aw, but you're just starting to be one of the group!" Perfection cooed. "And I made a new poster with you in it." Perfection held out a crudely drawn poster with a picture of Astral superimposed on it.
"Yeah, I'm gone." Astral's eyes popped wide with fear as he vanished into a small ball of light.
"Aw, he went bye-bye." Perfection sighed in disappointment.
"Yeah, he went bye-bye, but now we have to find a way to safely return Cloud and the Elrics." DM said as he exchanged his smock for his usual outfit and his chart for a handheld computer.
Perfection looked on in curiosity for a few seconds before he spoke. "You know I would have thought that you would have given that kid some kind of chip so he wouldn't have to deal with that thing on his head."
"I did." DM replied and then with a bit of pride, "He refused it. He's a tough cookie I'll give him that."
"Yeah, sorta like Rina." Perfection noted. "Think it'll carry over to this universe?"
"Possible, love is hard thing to kill in any universe, so who knows." DM punched in a few numbers on the small computer. "Hmm… according to this we have a single opportunity to send Cloud back, but the Elrics' universe is too far out of range for safe transport."
Meanwhile in the cafeteria of the pit, the Elric brothers and Cloud were busy discussing the effects that the Scions had on their worlds with the Misfits and X-Men.
"Wow." Kurt blinked a few times, "And I thought Perfection was insane."
"No, Perfection is randomly insane." Cloud gave fearful chuckle, "DM just goes completely psycho when it comes to defeating enemies and Wraith, well he can go off the deep end every now and again."
"Well, at least you know that the Philosopher's Stone doesn't exist to help people in your world." Kurt gave a weak smile to the Ed and Al.
"Oh, we could live with that," Alphonse said, "But when your entire profession is reduced to entertaining at children's parties, you tend to take that a bit personally."
"Oh." Kurt blushed slightly.
"So what about your world Cloud?" Tabitha asked as she leaned against Cloud's shoulder.
"Wraith was able to save Aerith." Cloud said as he held up his hand with a gold band on it, then he remembered the death of Thunderbird. "But don't think it was with out it's price. To save Aerith another had to die."
"Who?" Rogue's head popped up.
"Vincent Valentine." Cloud hung his head in remembrance. "Wraith sent him a dream and he ran off to stop her and he did, but Sephiroth…"
"It's okay, we understand." Jean put her hand on his, "Loosing a teammate is never easy."
"No it isn't." Scott agreed, "Whether you liked him or not, it's never easy."
"Yeah, I mean he may have been an X-Geek, but he still didn't deserve that." Pietro said in depressed tone.
"Yeah." Todd agreed, the rest of the Misfits nodded in agreement. Then they noticed something.
"Where's Lance?" Wanda asked as she looked around.
"Where's Kitty?" Tabitha looked around too. "And Pete…"
That's when everybody groaned in annoyance.
"Come on, lets go get them before they destroy half your base." Scot groaned as the X-Men followed.
"What do you guys think new pool or Lance's health?" Althea quipped; the Misfits followed her out knowing exactly what was going to happen.
"Aw, the love triangle's getting more complex." Perfection laughed as he and DM came through the door. "Hey Cloud we can send you back in like five minutes."
"Perfect." Cloud said as he stood up and stretched. "And what triangle are you referring to?"
DM just smirked as he erected a projection screen and projector and began to explain the single most complicated mystery of the universe: Lance or Pitor?
