A/N: yes i know it's been 5 months, what of it? :3


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r/IAmA ∙ Posted by u/WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
We are the infamous Jokers of Gotham. Ask us anything!

∙Specialized Profession

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Jerome and Jeremiah Valeska — you know who we are! Gotham's most notorious criminals, leaders to the opposing factions of the Maniax gang, your favorite Clowns! Here today to answer any and all questions you may have regarding our work and everything else!

Proof:
[ID: picture of Jerome and Jeremiah standing back to back. Jeremiah is holding a sign reading: "hi Reddit!" /End ID]


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first-coffee-then-rocketscience 1 day ago
How many people have you killed?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Well I dunno! By my lonesome? Couple dozen

~ish

Maybe

∙∙∙UndefinedFlyingObstackle 1 day ago
Ever felt guilty for any of it?

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Only that some of them didn't, ah… stay dead.

∙∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
AWWWWW 3 I hate you too, brother


boolean 1 day ago
You've been seen together quite a bit recently. Does this mean that you're joining forces? Should we be afraid?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
No more than usual!

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Recent developments in our personal lives have no bearing on our working relationship, dear u/boolean.

∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
Oh thank god!

∙∙∙EccoEcco 1 day ago
Somehow, I don't believe you :)


la-isla-bonita 1 day ago
Is batman a good lay?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
HA! Wouldn't you like to know!

∙∙∙la-isla-bonita 1 day ago
That is usually the point of a question, yes :)

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
That it is, of course. Although, you might want to not press the matter.

∙∙∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
RIP u/la-isla-bonita

It was nice knowing you man

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i-love-rats99 1 day ago
Are you really dating Bruce Wayne?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Ya must've missed the memo, pal! Batsy woulda have our hides for clowning around!

∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
So is it true, then? You and Batman.

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Obviously.

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Unbelievable! You'd think there was enough TALK in town to catch peoples up to speed

∙∙∙∙∙SpookySeason 1 day ago
Does this mean he won't put you up in Arkham no more?

∙∙∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
PLEASE! Have you even MET Batsy? Obviously not! He's a true man of duty!

∙∙∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
If some of us can… behave… in certain ways, then perhaps he won't feel pressured to.

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
TMI!

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙SpookySeason 1 day ago
Damn that's dirty.

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
I mean… B-man DOES wear furry onesie and kink gear out to punch people every night. Seriously, what did you expect, exactly?

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
NO! STAHP! MY INNOCENT EYES!

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∙∙∙∙∙∙∙EccoEcco 1 day ago
So counting on the no kill rule? Coward.

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙MrsFreeze 1 day ago
How dARE

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pudding_cup 1 day ago
How long have you and Batman been together?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Long enough.

∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
He's lying! First sightings of ""#the batjokes"" surfaced what, a month ago? Long enough my ass

Also, to whomever started that trend - it better be misspelled "bad joke" because that's what this is. A joke~!

∙∙∙∙Mr_HatHead 1 day ago
I believe
That would be me
My sincerest
Apologies


∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
I'll tell ya a lil secret, alright? Me and Batsy? We go waaaay back. High school sweethearts you could say - that's us!

∙∙∙pennyworthless 1 day ago
I was led to believe that neither of the Valseka brothers were originally from Gotham. If so, how could that possibly be the case?

∙∙∙∙radioGaGa 1 day ago
who says batman's from gotham? Nobody heard of him until like, couple years ago

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∙∙∙theFireflies 1 day ago
You were homeschooled, remember? You didn't even GO to high school

∙∙∙∙SHARKSTEETHS 1 day ago
Wait. Didn't Jerome get locked in Arkham at like 17? Is that even legal?

∙∙∙∙∙Lorem_ipsum 1 day ago
It's Gotham *shrug emoji*

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LightningMcKing 1 day ago
Speaking of Batman. Does he know you're doing this? Talking about criminal activity is one thing, but you're also clearly engaging in discussion regarding your private matters. Somehow I don't think he'd be happy about that.

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
As you may have, perhaps, already guessed, Batman knows everything. If he truly had a problem with our little excursion here, he'd shut this down faster than you can say Vengeance!

∙∙∙cereal-lover 1 day ago
This mean he's here now doesn't it

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
:)

∙∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
Please. As if he'd ever miss out on this Clownshow

∙∙∙∙∙MrQueen 1 day ago
You again. Are you for real or are you just here to troll?

∙∙∙∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
I wonder *kissy cat emoji*


riddler_IsMyDaddy 1 day ago
Have you ever asked reddit for relationship advice before? Be honest!

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
YEP!

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
No.

∙∙∙EccoEcco 1 day ago
Hmmm.

∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
You sure

∙∙∙theFireflies 1 day ago
I could have SWORN

∙∙∙∙riddler_IsMyDaddy 1 day ago
wait wHAT

∙∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
HA! I KNEW IT! HECK YEAH!

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bowtiesarecool 1 day ago
Question to Jerome: what did it feel like to be dead?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Which time?

∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
Oh B-man is going to KILL you :D

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
HUH!? WHY!?

∙∙∙∙∙EccoEcco 1 day ago
Rumor has it that some people were under the impression your second death was staged. Because some other people wanted to steal the spotlight :)

∙∙∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
WHAT!? YOURE DEAD CLOWNMEAT JEREMIAH!

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙pennyworthless 1 day ago
Oh dear me. I will be sure to have sufficient cookie supply ready, Master J.


∙∙∙∙∙∙KittyCat_Gotham 1 day ago
Wait, really? I can't believe they never talked about this *cry-laughing cat emoji*

∙∙∙∙∙∙∙theFireflies 1 day ago
I can

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∙∙∙DryyyShampoo 1 day ago
pls answer the question sir

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
FINE

∙∙∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
WEELLLL… like pudding! Yes yes that's right. Like floating in a sad cold endless dark pudding of nothingness…

∙∙∙∙∙BAT 1 day ago
Jerome.

∙∙∙∙∙BAT 1 day ago
We will have words about this later.

∙∙∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
Is that…? Are you…?

∙∙∙∙∙∙i-love-rats99 1 day ago
NO FUCKIN WAY!

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AllTheCake 1 day ago
Question: Is any of this even real?

∙∙WeAReTheNight 1 day ago
Mayhaps ;)

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