Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Changes

It was the night after Cloud had left and the X-Men as well as the Misfits were gathered at the still erected "interLOAFER inn", which now more closely resembled a log cabin than an actual hotel. Both teams wore tired and exasperated looks on their faces, the death of Thunderbird, news of Larry Trask and even the Chaos Sparks were beginning to take their toll on the teams.

"Why are we even here?" Lance groaned as he plopped his head into his folded arms.

"Wraith said he had something to show us." Kitty said as she elbow-jabbed Lance in the side.

"Probably wants to steal our souls for his own…" Bobby sneered.

"Bobby!" Jean snapped at the younger X-Man.

"What, he's the lord and master of death and he didn't do anything to save Thunderbird!" Bobby nearly jumped out of his seat as he covered himself in ice.

"He couldn't do it Bobby." Rogue pushed the iced-up mutant back into his seat. "He's got a responsibility to both life and death."

"You would say that." Bobby grumbled as he turned his back to Rogue.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kurt arched an eyebrow.

"Little Miss Rogue is the ghost's favorite. He's always talking to her, always helping her, never anyone else, but her. I bet she could get shot through the head and he'd break the rules then!" Bobby pounded on the table.

"Hey. Leave da boss's job outta dis." Cardinal said as he and Spaz appeared behind Bobby. "You ain't got no right ta judge him ya little delinquent."

"Oh yeah, well what gives him the right to be such an ass and take out friend's life?" Bobby punched Cardinal in the face, but passed directly through the ghost.

"Did you just try ta hit me?" Cardinal chuckled. "Kid, you got a pair on you, I'll give you that."

Bobby was about to respond with an ice spear when a cold hand gripped his shoulder. "Bobby, sit down." Wraith was in his human form, decked out in his Victorian attire. "We'll talk later…"

"But for now…" Perfection came walking in with DM, both looked incredibly different. "We figured it would be best to subdue the Chaos Sparks."

"What's with the new wardrobe?" Todd asked as he noticed DM now has on a normal novelty T-shirt.

"We have to look more our parts now." DM shrugged, "A bit restraining, but a lot better than endless Chaos Sparks."

"Uh… what?" Hawk was now more confused than ever, "What do you mean by that?"

"Easy, we're going to play 'mutant-sideshow' for the world." Perfection giggled, "Well they are, I'm playing the fun old role of 'Cosmic Energy Being'."

"Ok." Hawk blinked and turned to Xavier, who was obviously even more confused. "Why?"

"Well, for one if we can get the people of your universe to believe that we're NOT gods or some other supreme beings, we set your world back onto the normal course…" DM lingered. "Sort of."

"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Althea groaned.

"Because it involves A: The most incompetent actor ever and B: We're probably going to have to play along with it." Pietro groaned along with his team.

"So, you're going to lie to the world." Rina's flat tone spoke up.

"Now, that's a bit harsh, I prefer to think of it as turning their heads away from the truth…" DM chuckled.

Rina cast a look at Wraith who simply sighed, "Yes, we're lying to the world."

"Ok." Rina went back to her self involved brooding.

"We need to get her to lighten up." Perfection whispered into DM's ear. DM merely nodded.

"So, to play to our parts we've come up with a few back stories for us and we just wanted you're input." Wraith said as a projector fell from the ceiling and cracked the table ever so loudly. The first slide was of Perfection in a rain coat with rubber ducky slippers. "What the hell?"

"Whoops… "Perfection blushed as he grabbed the slide and quickly switched them. "My private collection."

"And I thought Pietro had an ego…" Lance snickered lightly.

"Hey, I can't help it if I look good in rubber and latex." Perfection snubbed the Misfits.

"Oh god, horrible imagery!" Pietro shrieked as he got a mental image of his sister, Perfection and a bottle of liquid latex.

"Mmmm, boyfriend in latex…" Both Wanda and Althea gave a classic sign of "Homer Drool" and their boyfriends both backed off about five feet.

"Thanks a lot P, now I'm never gonna get her off of me when we're older." Todd moaned.

"Hey, at least Amanda's not here, otherwise Kurt would be joining us…" Perfection snickered.

"Nah, we already know that's not particularly wise given that I have fur." Kurt sighed and both Perfection and Todd were moving another five feet back. "Jerks…"

"Now you know how I feel." Wraith said as he put the right slides in. "And first up is Perfection, and we're just gonna say that he's like a living start or something with immense dimensional powers."

"Wow, that's a real cover-up." Scott said critically.

"Yes, well…" Wraith started and then switched the slide. "As for me we're going to opt for the 'Immortal Mutant' route so as not to arouse any really nasty suspicious activity."

"That and he really is immortal… kind of." DM smiled as his slide came up. "And I'm just going to be the rich billionaire-techy-mutant-support-guy."

"No offense, but how do you expect to become a billionaire?" Professor Xavier clasped his hands together.

"Buy out Tony Stark, or at least give him a run for his money." DM smiled.

"And what about the other Scions? Particularly Alteran, the guy that started all this." Hawk was back to normal.

"We're just going to blame it on Apocalypse." Perfection smiled. "And Astral pretty much set up his own little back story with Spyke's little run in with the law."

"The others will make one when they need to." Wraith said. "The really good news is that once we do get your world back on track you don't ever have to worry about this happening again."

"Yeah, it's sorta like a virus that way…" Perfection explained while he and Todd tried to make a cat's cradle.

"Ok, so now that we know what's up with you guys, how do we handle these Chaos Sparks?" Althea asked as she snapped back to reality.

"You don't." Wraith said with a shrug, "We just have to hope there are no more universes to impact along this particular route."

"And just how do you plan to do that?" Ash quipped, "So far you've been about as useful as Shorty and the Tin Can." Ash jerked his thumb to Ed and Al.

"WHAT!" Ed rushed up to attack Ash, but was held back by his younger brother. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT IT TAKES THREE DAYS TO WALK UP AN ANT HILL, HUH?"

"Wow, he really is that sensitive about his height." Kurt whispered to Scott.

"I guess so…" Scott blinked.

"Oh, yeah that reminds me, there was an Impact last night…" Perfection grinned lightly as everyone turned to glare at him. "Not a full Chaos Spark, but you know just a light, little tappity, tap-tap on another dimension…"

"And what prey tell did this other dimension give us?" Hawk focused his glare.

"Oh, nothing important." Perfection waved it off, but no one bought it. "Just a little trinket from the Norse God Loki…"

"This 'trinket' wouldn't be tied to a certain schlub in Edge City in another dimension, would it?" Wraith was glaring at him now.

"Maybe…" Perfection smiled.

Wraith just rammed his head into the table repeatedly.

"Well, this could turn out to be a most interesting prospect." DM chuckled. "Of course we have to find that mask before anyone else does."

"I kind of figured that." Hawk sighed. "Misfits…"

"We're on it." The team collectively groaned.

"So are we…" Scott and some the X-Men groaned.

"Sometimes I wonder just who the hell would let these lunatics into our world?" Hawk asked as he rubbed his head.

"Isn't it obvious?" Xavier responded. "Whoever started this universe to begin with."

"What kind of psycho would even want to start this universe?" Hawk popped a few pain killers.

"A really funny and nice one." Perfection said as he walked on by with his perpetual smile in full gear and left te two leaders to blink in confoundment.