AN : I've decided I'll have 11 chapters of Mail For Satoshi. I've got a lot af requests saying 'Don't end Mail for Satoshi!'. So I might do a sequel sometime… but not for a while. I need to work on my other story! That one is going to be really long, and most likely slow moving, so I'm also going to be working on an anime crossover piece, with characters with 2 sides to themselves, such as Satoshi/Krad from DNAngel, Black/White Haru from Fruits Basket, Boy/Girl Ranma from Ranma ½, and so on. If you know any 2 sided anime/manga characters, please tell me! Thanks to whoever actually reads these author notes. On to the story!

P.S. Here's you suggestion, cheekydoggie!

This is Satoshi thinking, as always,and this is Krad, as always. And, also as always, I don't own DNAngel.

Satoshi had decided on a brave, but most likely insane, act. He would now read and recycle the mountain (not a metaphor!) of letters by the door.

You're crazy. You're one to talk.

Krad let the comment slide, feeling a moment of empathy for the over-worked boy. I'm not a child. Compared to me you are, so that means I can call you a boy. Well, that means I can call you an oldie. You… ack. Just get back to work. OK, OK… oldie.

Satoshi braced himself for the mental pain he had come to expect from his curse, but surprisingly, nothing happened. Just get back to work. Surprised, but pleased at finding this unexpected side of Krad, Satoshi took a letter off the mountain of letters. It read:

To Yukiru Sugisaki,

I just love you story DNAngel! Dark is so HOT! But what's with that Satoshi dude? He got the hots for Daisuke or what? Whatever, just wanted to tell you how much I love your books!

Satoshi and Krad stared at the paper, eyes and mouth(s?) wider than they had been when they read that letter to Daisuke. Somebody… wrote a story about us? People… do they really think I Like Niwa? That's just… ugh! Well, your traps and stuff do rub off pretty gay. But… but… Whatever, just continue on with the letters! Krad than proceeded to laugh. Very hard. Ocasionally spurting the occasional, 'You and that Niwa!' excetera. Satoshi nodded, still in shock. He dropped the letter he was holding and picked up another one.

To Sugisaki-sama,

Thank-you so much for creating DNAngel! I just love them! I really like writing fafiction on your characters, too. Daisuke and Satoshi make such a cute couple! Dark and Satoshi, too. Krad and Dark pairings are also popular. I've even read Krad-Satoshi, and Dark-Daisuke, but they're mainly one-sided. Oops, I'm kind of off topic…

The letter than proceeded to talk about Sugisaki-sama's other stories, and requested that she continue 'N is for Nishiki'.

Satoshi and Krad were mortified (did you know that 'mort' means dead in French? So, they're deadified). That's just disgusting. Me and that Kaitou?(mentally add multiple question marks and exclamation marks after every sentence they think from now on) What kind of perverts ARE these people? Me and DARK? Me and NIWA? You and ME? What's wrong with these people? Why are they so obsessed with me being GAY? I WILL HUNT DOWN THESE PEOPLE AND KILL THEM!

Uh, that's kinda hard, Krad. They're in a different world than you.

I guess… I should keep reading these letters.

To Sugisaki-sama,

I love DNAngel! 'Specially Satoshi, he's so HOT! Krad's just evil, though he's not bad himself. Dark's ok, too, but I prefer Satoshi. Daisuke… he's more cute, than hot.

Satoshi smiled oddly. I'm… hot, am I? Well, it beats those other letters. At least this person isn't pairing me with Niwa, Dark or you. Saaaaatoooo-saaaan! Krad sing-songed. Look who it's FROM!

Then letter was from a guy.

After Krad had finally calmed his tamer down enough to stop running around his apartement screaming, Satoshi scanned through the letters.

They're all to the same person, Yukiru Sugisaki, all about DNAngel. Well, that's creepy. Somebody, somewhere, is writing down everything we do and think… More than one person, Krad!  They're writing stories on our LIVES. You don't exactly 'live', Krad. You know what I mean.

The blue ahired boy surveyed his room. Only one pile was left, and some random letters scattered about. Well, it seems that I'll have this finished before we go out to catch Dark… How's the plan coming, Demon? I'm not a demon, alright? How many times do I have to tell you that! Whatever. And Satoshi went back to work.

AN: So how's this? It's sort of a tribute to how I think Sato-chan would react to so many people thinking he's gay. This chappie is much longer than the last, ne? To make up for last chapter, I've put up (or soon will) a oneshot. 'Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts: Read at last!'. It's the huge letter that starred in the last chapter, finally read by Satoshi and Krad! Their comments are included.  You can read that while I type out the next chapter of 'Mail for Satoshi'! Next are the letters to Sasuke, finally!

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena