AN : Du du du daah! The ninth chapter! Only 2 more left! But, here is the long-awaited Sasuke chapter! It will probably be horrible, but oh well. On with the story!

This is Satoshi thinking, as always,and this is Krad, as always. And, also as always, I don't own DNAngel.

Satoshi was in an odd mood. On one hand, he was happy that he was almost done sorting through 'his' mail. On the other hand, he was still SEVERELY SHOCKED by the last batch of letters. On the OTHER hand, he was happy he didn't have to plan to catch Dark tonight, as Krad was taking care of that. On another hand, Krad's plan would most likely end up hurting Satoshi, as Krad likes his magic. On the other hand, Krad had been oddly not-so-evil today; maybe he wouldn't hurt Satoshi. But, on the other hand, it could all be a set up and Satoshi might end up in HUGE pain again. Wait, that's too many hands.

Well, lets just pretend they're feet, too. Satoshi's and Krad's. This is too confusing…

Whatever.

Satoshi shrugged off his troubles for the moment, and headed for the last pile of letters. Good luck. You need it. Krad was right. This pile of letters was one of the largest. Satoshi read the first letter.

Dear Sasuke Uchiha-san,

I really like you! Please go out with me!

Sakura Karuno

Well, that was to the point. I wonder why we have so much mismailed mail? Look, she sent a picture taped to the back. Satoshi turned the paper over.

Pink hair? That's just creepy and unnatural. You're one to talk, BLUENETTE. Point taken. But you have weird hair, too! WHAT? I'm a natural blond. No you're a puke-yellow haired demon with an unnaturally long pony-tail! Point taken. On with the letters, already!

The next letter was also to Uchiha-san, the letter writer also declaring her affections for said boy. Same with the next letter… and the next letter… (here we go again!) and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter… and the next letter, all to Sasuke-san!

Wow, it's like a whole village is in love with him. Yeah…

Satoshi decided that these letters were junk, too, and added them to the recycling room.

Now only the random letters were left…

AN: Well, it's not that great, but at least I wrote it! I seem to be running out of inspiration for this story. The puke-yellow comment is thanks to my grandmother. I painted my left fingernails blue for Satoshi, my right fingernails red for Daisuke, my right toenails purple for Dark, and my left toenails yellow for Krad! Grandma thought it was weird.  Oh well. I have a feeling that my nails will be like this for AGES… to show my obsession with DNAngel to the world! Since it's summer vacation, I have lots of time to repaint them each day.

Only two more chapter of Mail for Satoshi! I'm accepting letters from you guys to give to Satoshi… they will be his last letters in this story! So, feel free to send me Private Messages! 

Q-sama: Don't forget me!

Me: Oh yeah, I said you could be in here.

Q-sama: yes you did!

Satoshi: Well, you have to stick to your promises, Bowleena-san.

Me: But, Sato-chan, I am! I'm typing her in right NOW!

Satoshi: …

Q-sama: Yay for the Dot-Dot-Dot club!

Satoshi: … NO NOT DOT-DOT-DOT, write down SILENCE, Bowleena-san!
Me: silence

Q-sama: No more Dot-Dot-Dots? I must go find the Dot-Dot-Dots!

Me: Satoshi, you go with her.

Krad: Aw, why not me?

Me: Ok, Krad, go with Q-sama. Satoshi, stay here.

Satoshi: silence we're the same person.

Me: Whatever!

Wow, that'd be a great oneshot… Q-sama and Krad, P.I. (that stands for Private Investigators): The search for the Dot-Dot-Dots!

That's a pain to type… Dot-Dot-Dots. Ugh…

See ya next chapter!

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena