AN : Ta-da! It's… THE SECOND-TO-LAST CHAPTER OF MFS! Thank-you VERY MUCH to all the people who sent in notes and letters… special thanks to white angel of the coldest night and hamgirl, they sent in the first letters and notes!  Now, on with the chapter…!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THINK IN ITALICS OR BOLD, OR IF I OWN DNANGEL OR NOT, LOOK AT THE LAST CHAPTERS!

XD

Here's the real story.

Note: this will be done in the format of 'Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts', meaning the letters are underlined. And I had to change some of your notes (sorry!) 'cause I don't want this story to have swearing.

Wow, not many letters left! So get on with reading them, already!

Satoshi agreed with Krad, and picked up a random letter.

Dear Toshipoo, Since when was I Toshipoo? Who knows?

Did you know you're the hottest guy in the world!

No duh.

Well of course you did, one your smart, two you're too hot to be stupid, and three you're hot! I LUV U!

That's what they all say.

I feel bad for you though, you got so much fan mail that wasn't even yours. It's sad.

Tell me about it. I don't even know who the people are!

Plus they think you're gay!

Don't remind me. She already did. How do you know it's a she? Do you want it to be a he? It's a she.

That's just wrong! No worries about this letter though, I'm girl and strait.

Hooray, it's a she.

Ooh! Did i mention I LUV U!

Yeah, you did.

I'm surprised that you got so little mail, most of it was some other person's or people's.

How does she know? She probably spies like all your other

fangirls. My fangirls spy? Haven't you noticed the cameras when

you take a shower? (blush) Let' move on.

Most of your mail probably got miss mailed too.

Probably

But you should really get rid of the glasses, it makes you hotter!

Oh really.

But whatever you do, get rid of Krad!

Now there's an idea I like. But how does she know about you? Hey! What do mean get rid of me?.!

He's an ugly creep!

Who you calling ugly! Uh, you.

Hope you have fun with the rest of your mail!

I forgot the rest of the mail. Aih!

I LUV U!

P.S. I LUV U!

Didn't she say that five times already? It's a new record, the usual letters say it al least 10 times. That's why I'm tired of hearing it. Reading it. Both.

Satoshi mentally sighed, and read the next letters.

Hey Satoshi, what's up, now I'm a fan girl of yours but I'm not crazy, I just think you're an awesome guy. I love all the DN Angel people but you and Krad are my fav's. I just wanted to say whats up. So anyway, that's about it. Thanks for your time. Later

P.S. I think you and Krad are so hot! You two beat Dark and his tamer any day...

-Blair

Yay, that person wasn't too insane…! Don't count your chickens before they hatch. And, WHAT does that have to do with this letter-writer's sanity? Nothing, I just wanted to say it. Oookaaay… next letter/note/whatever.

Dear Sato, Sato…? Just Sato…? WHO DOES THIS PERSON THINK THEY ARE?.!

(AN: Satoshi is smart and all so I thought he'd be a stickler for grammar and titles and all )

For so long I have gazed at a picture of you which i keep so close to me. This won't turn out well…

Now I fear it is time for me to tell you how I feel. Satoshi, I love you! Not again! Umm, Yea… That's about it... Peace hottie! winkwink

Dark

D-d-d-d-daaaarrrrrrkkk?.!.?.!.?

A loud plonk is heard.

Hey, Satoshi? Saaattooooossshhiiiii? SATOSHI! Wake UP!

Satoshi sat up. "Nooooooo iiiitttt caaaaannn'tttt beeeee…!" He moaned aloud.

It isn't.

What?

It's a joke letter, it isn't really from Dark.

Satoshi was at a loss for words. They shouldn't tease me like that! He finally spluttered (if you can splutter in your head…)

That was funny. Now, read the next letter. Emotionless as always…

And Satoshi read the next note.

Hiya Satoshi!

I just wanted to know how Baka-nii-san is...oh and to let you know that Dark

says (quote) Watch your self blondie! Mess with me again and I'll kill you!

(un-quote) umm, Nii-san and Baka-nii-san don't get along very well do they?

-Indigo

Who's Indigo? Some creepy chick with a scar on her face that helped with the recycling… according to her, she's mine and that Kaitou's sister. She sounds creepy... so, you're Baka-nii-san, eh? Satoshi smiled. Oh how many jokes could be made out of this… Just get on with the mail.

Dear Satoshi-kun, At least it's not Sato-chan…

I THINK YOU'RE SO HOT! AND AWESOME, AND CUTE, AND SMART, AND AWESOME!

I guessed that.

But you should be happier more often, you're uber cute when you're happy...maybe you should get some chocolate...

No. No. Chocolate. For. Krad. Is. Bad. NO CHOCOLATE! (AN: When I finally write my story, you'll understand.)

You're better than Dark even though all my friends think different. Well, later for now, my love!

-Paige

PS: Krad ain't too bad either, you know. You know nothing of what you talk about… HOW DARE SHE CALL ME NOT-SO-BAD! I'M EVIL! Yes, Krad, we know that.

Next letter.

Sato-kun,

I'm k1ta.ky0ko and I'm your biggest fan but I'm afraid even if I wished to share a future with you I can't. Why? Hm, well you might not even care but the truth is I'm a murderer... I kill for a living. Easy job? No, Sato-kun! I know I shouldn't be feeling this way about anyone but for some reason you attract me.

This may sound like a pity letter coming from me but Satoshi... please if you'd just hear me out when I say I'm a fan of not only your good looks but the way you act towards people. You make my heart flutter I can't tell you my true identity but I will tell you I pass you everyday in school. I also know the many boys that are obssessed over you and many girls; they all just want you for money and luxury living. I want you because you bring my bloody hands at ease.

If you do not think I'm odd please... meet me at Tokyo tower tomorrow February 17, 2006 at 11:30 P.M. If you decide not to come I understand.

Yours truly, k1ta.ky0ko

Okay, first of all, HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR NAME?.!.?

This letter is kinda old.

A murderer? Are you sure you didn't write this Krad? Hahaha, just joking… please, you didn't write this, right?

No way. How DARE you accuse me of writing such… such sap! She brings disgrace to the name of all homicidal beings!

Ooookaaaay… next note.

Dear Satoshi Hiwatari, (AN: My spellcheck says I should change Hiwatari to either 'Heater', 'Minatare', or 'Heaters'. Ha!)

You're really cool! Krad's cool, too, because he's mental!

-Sam-

P.S.: Dark is stupid

How… to the point.

YAY I'M COOL, AND DARK IS STUPID!

Yes, Krad, we can read what Sam-san wrote. (AN: Sam-san… that's fun to say! Sam-san, Sam-san…! Okay, I'll stop now)

Next letter.

Dear Satoshi

I watch you on TV a lot, and I mean a LOT, don't think of me as an obsessed fangirl just because I think you're cool. I think that your curse it cool too, love his hair and outfit! Keep trying to catch the phantom thief.

Yours Truly, Krad Fanatic Rayna

Wow, we're on TV? Cool! Yay, my hair and outfit is cool! I'm so cool! strikes a pose

Krad, that's just creepy.

Next note/letter/thing/whatever…

Dear Satoshi,

You should let Krad out more, he's so creepy it's cool ; And Satoshi, you should act emo more D

From, random ninja person marysmary

Yeah, you SHOULD let me out more!

Um, marysmary-san, I don't think that's a good idea… he likes violence and chocolate too much… he'd probably end up killing everybody that worked at a chocolate factory or something… AGH it's too creepy to think about.

Sato-chan, you are WAY too paranoid about me. puts I'm not that violent. I save my evil for Dark, the Niwa's, htose annoying Harada twins, You, and anyone you develop feelings for!

That's what I mean. I'm not Sato-chan! And… what do you mean by emo?

You don't chat enough, Satoshi.

Next whatever.

Dear Satoshi,

Your hair is freaky. And so is Krad n' Dark. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Some Random Person That Makes Fun of Weird People.

B.S. We!

What?.!.?

Next…

Dear Hikari-san/Hiwatari-san (whichever you prefer),

I know this is a pretty unpopular opinion, but I truly believe that you are not in love with Daisuke, Dark, and DEFINETLY NOT KRAD! I have taken a few hammerings for my opinion, but what can I say? I was wondering if you could explain to all us fangirls out here how that works out.

Yours, The Last Non-Yaoi Fangirl (aka Lunasariel)

Yay, someone that knows the truth.

Satoshi looked around the room…

ONLY THREE MORE LETTERS!

Hurry up and READ them!

anno...o/oU...you know man..I can't write very well in english but...I wanna say...u/uU...I LOVE YOU KRAD..I LOVE YOU ..I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY BEAUTY LITTLE WHITE ANGEL /

Yay! My very own fangirl, to terrorize and manipulate and eventually DESTRY! Muwahahahahahahah!

NEXT LETTER!

But before he could read the next letter, the lights went out.

Where'd all the power go…?

I think you're holding the electric bill.

Sure enough, the letter in Satoshi's hand said that he hadn't paid his bills in… way too long. Satoshi used his cellphone and 'Dad's credit card top quickly resolve the matter.

One more letter…!

READ IT!

AN: Muwahahaha, I'm so evil! You have to wait another eternity for the last chapter! Heehee, sorry this chapter took so long. Here's a list of all the fanfiction users who gave notes to Satoshi:

Suisho Haruka

Marysmary

Summer-flower-girl (Q-sama)

Lunasariel

Alenia Shadows

Rayna

Naraku's Angel of Shadow

k1ta.Ky0ko

voldysXangel

DrkAngel1990

Hamgirl

white angel of the coldest night

I'll probably update again next weekend, so until then

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena