A/N: This is the first thing I have submitted to I intend to do stories later, but was inspired to do this by cutelilteen's "The Mr. Krabs Song." Enjoy, and please review!
Disclaimer: If I owned Spongebob Squarepants and everything related, I would be very happy. However, I wouldn't be wasting my time making fanfiction about it.
The Squidward Song
Patchy the Pirate: Are you ready kids?
Kids: No!
Patchy: I can't hear you!
Kids: No! Go away!
Patchy: OOOOOHHHHH
Who lives in a tiki head under the sea?
Squidward Tentacles!
Boring and grumpy and unkind is he!
Squidward Tentacles!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Squidward Tentacles!
Stay far from Squidward: depression he'll dish!
Squidward Tentacles!
Ready?
Squidward Tentacles!
Squidward Tentacles!
Squidward Tentacles!
SQUID-WARD TENTACLESSSS!
Patchy: Ar har har har!
Squidward, very badly on his clarinet: Doo dee dee do dee doo
