A/N: This is the first thing I have submitted to I intend to do stories later, but was inspired to do this by cutelilteen's "The Mr. Krabs Song." Enjoy, and please review!

Disclaimer: If I owned Spongebob Squarepants and everything related, I would be very happy. However, I wouldn't be wasting my time making fanfiction about it.

The Squidward Song

Patchy the Pirate: Are you ready kids?

Kids: No!

Patchy: I can't hear you!

Kids: No! Go away!

Patchy: OOOOOHHHHH

Who lives in a tiki head under the sea?

Squidward Tentacles!

Boring and grumpy and unkind is he!

Squidward Tentacles!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!

Squidward Tentacles!

Stay far from Squidward: depression he'll dish!

Squidward Tentacles!

Ready?

Squidward Tentacles!

Squidward Tentacles!

Squidward Tentacles!

SQUID-WARD TENTACLESSSS!

Patchy: Ar har har har!

Squidward, very badly on his clarinet: Doo dee dee do dee doo