Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Kicking shell

The turtles were lead from the helicopter down a long winding metal path. They knew they were alive only because Shredder wished to combat them, and they knew they stood little chance of beating the ninja master.

"I do hope you're ready for this." Destro smiled as they came to a large metal door that opened up to reveal a large dojo like arena. "Have fun." He motioned the turtles in and closed the doors almost immediately.

"Welcome turtles." Shredder's voice echoed throughout the room. "Today I have a special surprise for you." A light flicked and illuminated the Shredder and Tatsu, as well as an army of Foot Soldiers.

"What, you gonna give up?" Raphael asked sarcastically.

"No, I plan to introduce you to two new mutations." The Shredder's voice was filled with pride.

"New mutations?" Donny gulped, "You mean like Tokka and Rahzar?"

"Yes." Shredder was obviously smiling under his mask.

"But how?" Donny was confused. "I mean we've only been here a little less than a week and…" Then it hit him. "They weren't made here." He looked up at the Shredder. "He still has some of the ooze!"

The Shredder laughed deeply. "Correct, and I have used it to make two new mutants capable and intelligent in their design." A light flipped on and revealed two unconscious forms slumped forward, but held up by chains; they hung over a glowing pit of mutagen. "And I have just enough left to make two more…"

"APRIL, CASEY!" The turtles shouted in unison as they rushed forward only to be knocked to the ground by two large forms.

"Turtles, may I introduce Bebop and Rocksteady." The Shredder pointed to his new mutant henchmen; a mutate warthog and rhinoceros.

"Not only are they intelligent, but they are strong and loyal." The Shredder was most definitely pleased, "And as it turns out, they don't need much of a reason to hate my enemies." The two large mutants advanced on the turtles as they were just getting up from their first blow.

"Whoa, dudes; watch out!" Mikey yelled as he pulled Donny away from a charging Rocksteady.

"Ok, now this is just ridiculous." Raph said as he dodged a punch from Bebop. "We can't even see them until they're right on us!"

A series of lights flipped on and revealed the COBRA Commander on the other side of the arena holding a tropical drink while watching the fight. The turtles also got a better look at their new enemies. Rocksteady was huge with massive biceps and a patch over one eye and her wore track pants with Japanese sandals while his large front horn was painted red, black and green. Bebop however had incredibly long wavy hair that tangled into a mass at the end, he also dressed in a leather jacket, biker gloves and ripped jeans, he also had multiple piercings covered his body.

"Ok, I'm scared." Raphael blinked as he and his brothers took in the sight of their new foes.

"Rocksteady! Bebop! Crush them!" Shredder shouted.

"I DON'T THINK SO!" A sudden gust of wind plowed through the large metal doors that Turtles had come from earlier.

"Who are you?" Bebop snorted in annoyance.

"Weeeeellll…." The green faced Misfits smiled, "I'M THE MASK!" His shout tossed the two large mutants into a wall and knocked them senseless. "Did you boys miss me?" Mask asked as he turned to the turtles.

"Whoa…" Mikey blinked in astonishment.

"Drop the prisoners!" The Shredder ordered.

Two Foot Ninja were about to follow that order when the suddenly went flying over the ledge that held the lever to drop the humans. When everyone looked, the Blind Master was fending off a small army of Foot Ninjas.

"Him?" The Commander chocked on his drink, "Isn't he locked up with the others?" Cobra Commander looked to Destro, but he and the Baroness were already gone. "Right, that's my cue." The Cobra Commander then quickly made his way out of the building.

"Tatsu, stop that blind fool!" Shredder ordered his right hand man, who leapt up to the balcony to engage the Blind Master. "I shall remove the turtles, as I should have from the beginning. The Shredder then leapt to the ground and faced the turtles after removing a spear that adorned the walls.

"Oh man, this seems familiar…" Raphael commented.

"We aren't going to fall for this one Shred-Head." Mikey smiled.

"Besides, you don't have anything to make us attack you." Leonardo pointed out.

"Don't I?" Shredder smiled as he tossed the spear at the lever that held Casey and April above the pit, but a sudden sticky glob stopped the spear in mid air.

"Hey, you shouldn't be doin' that to our friend's friends, yo." Toad smiled as he leaped onto the Shredder's shoulders and slammed his helmet into his head.

"Yeah, it's not nice." Blob said as he entered from the top and pulled the unconscious humans up.

"But there's also one other rule you broke…" Quicksilver said as he zoomed in and leaned on the Shredder's shoulder. The Shredder took a swipe at the annoying mutant but only caught air.

"You stole…" Scarlet Witch walked into the room with a deranged look on her face. "… My boyfriend's gift!" She launched a hex bolt at the Shredder's feet, which propelled him back to the top of his dojo.

"And now he knows why not to steal from my sister." Quicksilver quipped.

"And knowing is…" Arcade stopped when he saw Rocksteady and Bebop get up. "Ah, Big monsters!"

"We are so going to pulverize you little geeks." Rocksteady growled as he charged Arcade, only to be knocked sideways by a flying kick from X-23.

"Whoa, Princess-Combat Girl makes an appearance!" Raphael cheered.

"We've got a way out of here through the sewers." X-23 snapped.

"First we need to take care of Shredder." Leonardo said with determination in his voice.

"R.S., you ok buddy?" The turtles turned to see Bebop cradling Rocksteady. "I can't believe you got your ass handed to you by a girl." Just then Tatsu was tossed off the edge of the upper dojo by the combined strength of Blind Master and Blob, and he landed directly on Bebop and Rocksteady. The force of the collision knocked all three unconscious.

"We don't have time to argue." X-23 snapped, "You need to get out of here so the news crews don't catch you."

"News crews?" Donny looked at her quizzically.

"Lets just say Gambit and Colossus got carried away when they needed to make a fast exit." X-23 groaned, now get those two and get out of here. We can handle these guys."

The turtles cast a look of confusion between each other before Leonardo spoke up. "She's right; grab Casey and April we'll have to find a place to lie low for a bit."

The turtles then went to grab their friends, but noticed that the Shredder was missing. They grimaced inwardly as they realized that Tatsu and the new mutations would not stay behind bars for long. Still they had to get their friends to safety and they did just that while leaving the Foot Ninja's to the JOEs, Misfits and X-Men. As the turtles left Raphael turned to see X-23 taking out several Foot Ninjas and he gave a soft smile to himself before leaving.

Later that day after the news was fed the cover story that a very distressed Hawk had to provide, the turtles appeared just inside the mansion gates with their two friends. The turtles of course were welcomed with open arms, along with their friends and they were incredibly relieved to hear that Tatsu, Bebop and Rocksteady were in special cells.

"So, how did you like your first official mission as a Misfit, Stan?" Raph asked as he plopped down next to Stanley on a couch. Stanley's face was back to normal as he was beginning to get a grasp on his powers.

"I liked it, but it was weird." Stanley explained, "The whole time it was like someone else was doing all that and I was just watching. Weird huh?"

"Kid, I've seen weirder." Raph said as a pink puff ball wandered past the room. "Ok, now I've seen weirder."

"Oh, that's just Kirby." Stanley explained, "Chybee brought it here a couple weeks ago and he's been pretty helpful so no one really minds him."

"Helpful how?" Raph asked with a scoff.

"He eats Kitty's food so we don't have to." Stanley smiled.

"That's a really big help." Raph nodded.

Not long after a swirling mass appeared in the backyard near Wanda and the Misfits who were busy talking to Blind Master about his match with Splinter. They still believe that their Master was the better one even though the two had agreed to call it a draw.

"Hey everybody…" Perfection smiled as he, Wraith, DM and K2 came through the portal. "…I'm Ba-a-ack!"

"So did we miss anything?" DM asked as he adjusted his glasses.

"The turtles saved us all from a psycho enemy who wanted to turn us into COBRA experiments." Wanda said calmly as she watched Perfection's face go completely see through.

"Hello!" Perfection picked up Wanda's necklace. "Is this stupid thing not working?" He bashed it against the aground several times.

"Relax, Perfection, he stole it before any of us were in any danger." Lance explained.

"Who stole it?" Wraith asked as he gave a big yawn.

"Some guy called the Shredder." Todd said.

"Oh, that's it?" Wraith blinked, "Trust me P, she was no where near being in any form of danger."

"Why?" Althea looked confused. "He seemed pretty determined to kill us."

"Yeah, but whose buildings were you in?" Wraith pointed out.

The Misfits thought for a second before they burst out into a small riotous laughter.

"Oh man, even with out us that place would have been toast in five weeks!" Pietro was on the floor.

"Yup," Angelica was near tears, "Those snakes would have collapsed the business with in a month."

"I'm out of blue pills." Arcade said as he shook his medicine bottle.

"And I'm missing something." Scott said as he walked by the group of laughing lunatics and just continued to walk.


AN: Yup, I brought in Bebop and Rocksteady; but I have updated there looks a little as well as their attitudes and intellects. From now on Rocksteady will basically be body builder with a huge obsession with moving to Africa. Bebop on the other hand will be highly intelligent and even get into computer hacking, but he's still a thug at heart. In both cases though, neither are idiots and are extremly loyal and effective enforcers.