Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

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Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Ever notice how the Cobra Commander sounds like StarScream from Transformers?

A relaxing day at COBRA HQ number 4,673

"Ah, life is good." Cobra Commander took a deep breath of the sea air as he lounged on the beaches of his own private island. It had been three days since the fiasco involving the Shredder and the Commander was just happy to not be in prison… again.

"Indeed it is." The deeply angered voice of the Shredder penetrated the Commander's sleep.

"Ah! Shredder, we were wondering what happened to you." The Commander went back to relaxing.

"You abandoned us." Shredder was indeed angry.

"Well in COBRA we make good usage of tactical retreats, and we've gotten pretty good at telling when we're beat; so really it falls on you for being such a dunder-head." The Commander snapped as Shredder's two mutant lackeys stepped in front of the sun.

"Why is the dojo no longer in my name?" The Shredder sneered; "We had a deal."

"Indeed we did, and you lacked the capacity to live up to your end of the deal." Cobra Commander pointed out, "So took it back."

"Our deal was a vested interest over time, to expect instant results; even the defeat of the turtles would be insane." Shredder said calmly. "But now we know how our enemies think and when a ninja can think like an enemy they can kill the enemy."

"Well that is good, but considering all your troops are barely capable of beating a Sim-BAT, I think you might want to go back to the drawing board." Cobra Commander countered as he got up and moved his lounge chair.

"I already have." Shredder replied darkly.

"Oh, and what did you come up with: mutating a few dozen fish, or maybe some wallabies?" Cobra Commander pranced lightly while he mocked the Shredder.

"Actually I located my old 'family'." The Shredder laughed, as over a hundred Foot Ninja's swarmed the beach.

"Holy mackerel!" Cobra Commander said in awe, "Where did you get these guys?"

"I have always had them apparently." Shredder explained. "You see when Destro explain how our realities merged and that some things remained the same while others were changed, Ms O'Neil's profession for one, here she is a lab technician while in our normal world a news reporter; I began to think. Do you want to know what I thought about?"

"I'm guessing it wasn't lattes and cinn-a-bons." The Commander was still counting the ninjas.

"Indeed I did not." Shredder smiled. "I thought about how I would have behaved in this world, how I would have recruited differently and how and where I would locate my clan. Do you know what was different?"

"No." Cobra Commander admitted.

"Nothing." Shredder said coldly. "My clan is complete, but now we lack the ability to attack our targets."

"What'dya mean?" the Commander asked in confusion.

"Your enemies, the 'GI JOEs' have outfitted the turtles' lair with advanced defense and teleportation mechanisms." Shredder's eyes narrowed behind his helmet. "Now we truly require an alliance with you and your 'company', so to speak."

"What did you have in mind?" Cobra Commander was beginning to like the sound of this. "Just don't try to take it over, the last fools who tried that nearly drove it into the ground."

"I do not share your desire for world domination, Cobra Commander; instead I simply wish to make my enemies suffer until they beg me to kill them." Shredder smiled. "Give me one of your failing enterprises and I shall bring it about on new terms and through this medium I shall strike at the turtles, the Joes and even the X-Men through that which they cannot fight."

"And that would be?" Cobra Commander liked the idea, but he was clueless as to how such a goal could be done.

"The law, good commander." Shredder smiled. "By my civil life I shall pursue them relentlessly with an almost superhuman team of lawyers by my side; and when my schedule will permit, which I admit will be often, I shall make them fear the name of the Foot Clan."

"Well, we tried the whole legal thing once before…" Cobra Commander rubbed his mask. "… But we didn't have the whole 'ninja twist' thing going on with it. Ah, what the heck you sold me, I'll have Destro set everything up for you."

"Then it is an honor to once again work with you, but I trust you will not abandon me and my men ever again." The Shredder stated it rather than asked.

"Of course not my dear Shredder, perish the thought; now you and your men may feel free to enjoy this island and all its wonderful treasures." Cobra Commander snapped his fingers and a trap door opened, soon after several BATs with drink trays came out in precession. "And when you're ready to start the plan, just let me know."

"We shall." Shredder said as he walked off with Tatsu, Rocksteady and Bebop in direct tow.

When he was well out of view Cobra Commander immediately went down into the hidden tunnel that led to his throne room and command module and sat in his well placed throne. "To the base." He spoke into a vocal recognition program that sent his chair on a course straight to the center of the island.

"Commander, we need to speak." Destro was already waiting in the meeting room when the Commander's chair arrived.

"One second…" Cobra Commander said as he stood up and steadied himself. "Someone needs to fix that damn chair…"

"Well, I'll get someone on it, but I think you should know that the Shredder has broken his lackeys free, and is most likely on his way here." Destro clicked a button and a screen displayed a recent news article.

"Oh now that's nice, when did we get that?" Cobra Commander asked, he was distracted as always.

"Commander, I really don't see…" Destro tried to speak, but he was all too aware of the increasing number of ninjas in the room. "He's already here…"

"Figured that out for yourself did you?" The Commander said sardonically. "Destro, why don't you go see what companies of ours are failing miserably and inform them they're getting a new CEO; Oroku Saki."