Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
"You'll be in My Heart" is © Disney (I looked it up)
AN: If you haven't figured it out, Disney movies and songs are major influences in my life. Also, my friend no longer likes Sigma 6… Crisis averted.
Sick Chybee on Sex-Ed Day
The day after Clotho's inauguration in to Lesser-Scion-hood was less than perfect. Chybee was sick and Perfection was completely absorbed in his efforts to comfort the tiny imp. It was a strange sight for the Misfits to see Perfection worried, even Hawk was surprised.
"I've never seen him so worried…" Wanda said as Perfection zoomed in and out of the interLOAFER Inn.
"Yeah, that's the thing about Perfection; he's all relaxed and fancy free when everything's okay, but when something happens to someone he cares for his mind starts to break." Astral said as walked by in a navy blue suit.
"What's with that get up?" Pietro asked.
"I'm a lawyer here now, so I figured I'd better dress the part." Astral grumbled.
"Ukiko made you dress that way, didn't she?" Wanda asked with a dark grin.
"Yes…" Astral growled as he continued on his way.
"Man this bites…" Lance came walking up to Pietro and Wanda.
"What bites?" Pietro took a sudden interest.
"Wanda's crazy boyfriend is teleporting back and forth between Lifeline and Bree asking for help with that sick psycho imp of his." Lance grumbled, "I barely got my medicine today, all because that crazy pet of his is sick."
"Actually, Chybee's more like an adopted son." Wanda made a point of narrowing her eyes at Lance.
"You're kidding me, right?" Lance asked in sheer shock. "I don't get it."
"Does it really matter?" Althea and Todd now joined the group.
"Not really, but that thing is destructive beyond normal capacity for…" Lance blinked as Kirby again wandered by, this time he had a small towel around him. "Didn't they send that thing back yet?"
"No." Althea shook her head, "But that's a bit of track…"
"Really?" Lance asked, "I'd think a wandering pink marshmallow that eats tanks whole would be higher on our list of concerns when compared with my confusion of Chybee."
"Not when he works for us." Todd smiled. "The JOEs hired him as Airtight's assistant."
"Well…" Lance said blankly. "At least he'll be put to good use."
"Yeah but now we have to go to Xavier's for that Sex-Ed class." Todd sighed reluctantly.
"Oh goody…" Lance rolled his eyes.
"Oh come on you babies, it's not that bad." Pietro scoffed.
Wanda then leaned in and whispered into her brother's ear. His reaction was a simple paling of the skin.
"What did you say?" Althea asked as she and Wanda drug Pietro away.
"I reminded him that I was alone with Perfection for an entire day." Wanda smiled evilly.
Pietro just groaned as he heard the words again.
Meanwhile in the Inn Perfection was bust cradling and comforting Chybee. The small imp was literally a bright purple due to his cold. The expression on his face was that of agony and suffering. Despite Chybee's sickness though, he was actively trying to jump around and be active. Perfection's face was flooded with worry.
"Aww, come on little guy." Perfection cooed. "I know you're miserable, but you need to get some rest."
Chybee just shook his head. "Kig-naf rara." He pouted in his own language.
"Please, I'll sing you a song." Perfection bribed the little imp.
"Lika!" Chybee bounded into Perfection's arms.
"All right, now get some rest while I sing." Perfection smiled.
"Come stop your crying
It will be all right
Just take my hand Hold it tight
Perfection's thoughts drifted to when he first met Chybee. He was visiting a small planet in a bizarre universe with little science or understanding of science. The planet was home to a race of demonic looking creatures that he could only call "imps".
I will protect you
from all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry
However these beings were no dummies, in fact they possessed the only science in their universe, and it ended up collapsing their universe inside out. Perfection only managed to save one tiny baby in the chaos of the universes' end.
For one so small,
you seem so strong
My arms will hold you,
keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
Can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry
The tiny baby was Chybee. The other Scions begged him to deliver the child to another similar race, but Perfection was enraptured by the child's eyes and though he knew nothing of raising even a human child, he took the babe into his care.
'Cause you'll be in my heart
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
For a few centuries his adoption of the hyperactive little imp seemed like a mistake; the little creature would constantly escape the Verge and visit other worlds where he would cause endless amounts of trouble, but eventually the imp began to listen to his larger friend, whom even now he was beginning to see as a father.
You'll be in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart
Then one day Chybee had wandered into Karma's Verge and became lost. That was the first time the other Scions had seen Perfection panic and from there it was clear that the two had bonded. Karma of course found the little imp and even fed it for a bit before she brought him back to Perfection. After that Chybee was accepted by most of the Scions, even Astral had lightened his view of what he called the "Demon Child".
Always…
When Perfection had finished singing he looked down to see the small imp curled into a small ball with a snot bubble coming out of his nose. The Scion could only smile as he laid Chybee down in his bed. Then he went to a window and let his thoughts wander to the Sex-Ed class, he wasn't able to get Pyro, but he had a feeling that wouldn't have made much difference.
At the Sex-Ed class, things were definitely going in directions not previously thought possible, all thanks to Stanley, Forge, the internet and web site that had every page of the Kama-Sutra.
"Stanley!" Ororo yelped, "Sit down and behave!"
"But I was just curious…" Stanley mumbled.
"Yeah, I mean how can anyone short of Stan and Reed Richards even do some of those things?" Forge asked in confusion.
"You'd be surprised how flexible the human body is." Hank said as he received a glare from Ororo. "What? They asked a legitimate question."
"Okay…" Lance asked, "I know I'm going to regret asking this, but who's watching the Triplets and the babies?"
"We decided to have Ash and Beachhead take care of them." Hawk smiled.
"Well then you might want to get some backup for them." Althea pointed out the window where Beachhead was hanging by some spare Christmas lights.
"It's all right, that's my doing!" Ash yelled, "The jack-ass wouldn't shut up about Chlamydia and he was making the girls sick."
"Okay, could you at least cut him down?" Hawk yelled up, a few seconds later a chainsaw revved up and Beachhead fell to the ground.
"Okay, back to business." Hawk smiled. "And for those who are wondering, those blue pills really are quite nice."
"Told ya…" Arcade smiled.
"So what are you guys going to torture us with now?" Bobby sneered.
"Birth videos most likely." Lance became very pale at the thought.
"What's wrong with birth videos?" Xi asked.
"It's every male's one great weakness." Jean cracked with a smile.
"No argument there." Scott groaned as Logan rolled out a TV with DVD player. "Why do WE have to take this class? We already had this class at Bayville High."
"That's the government's approved way of teaching." Logan smiled. "This is ours."
"Good lord we are all going to die." Roberto shouted from the back.
"Oh quite down you!" Tabitha yelled before she tossed a time bomb at him which missed and hit the wall.
"Come to think of it, why do I have to take this?" Rogue asked in confusion. "Wraith only turns my powers off for two hours, once every week."
"A lot can happen in two hours, ma chérie." Remy smiled right before Rogue plowed her fist into his face and sat back down with an angry look on her face.
"I have this strange feeling we were better off…" Logan began, but stopped when he saw Ash hanging upside down outside Xavier's window.
"Ok, this is NOT MY DOING!" Ash struggled. "Those little demons need to be stopped!"
"… Not having this class…" Logan just sat down in defeat as the entire room burst into the usual mass explosion of teenagers being teenagers with super powers.
"Ironically, this would have happened with or with out us here…" DM smiled as he came in and smiled.
"I'm not surprised." Xavier said as he pulled out a bottle of brandy, which held a blue liquid like form.
"Don't open it." DM warned. "L.B. tried to play with K2's circuits so Wraith 'punished' him."
"I'm not going to ask anymore, honestly…" Xavier shook his head as he pulled out a bottle of Scotch which obviously held Cardinal.
"He probably got drunk and fell in…" DM sighed as he pulled a bottle of Scotch from his pocket dimension. "Here take this."
"Well…" Xavier sighed again, "At least we know we would still be doing this with or with out the Scions present."
"I don't know if that's comforting or just frightening…" Hawk joined in the drink.
