Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Not even Zarm can stop The Hulk

"Ok, now that is completely ripped out of our dad's gimmick book." Quicksilver was looking up at the massive silver globe that held at least Jean Grey. It levitated near the center of the island which held a large volcano.

"What can Ah say?" Rogue said as the X-Men arrived. "When you're raght, ya raght."

"Ok, so DM said the Hulk was supposed to be here." Cyclops looked around nervously. "Shouldn't we be hiding?"

"Why? Daria asked as she loaded a small cannon with what appeared to be a spear made of aluminum.

"Because the Hulk is supposed to be coming." Cyclops said.

"INCOMING!" Perfection's voice whipped through the air as the Hulk landed right behind DM.

"Wow, 9.3 on my Richter Scale." DM did not even move.

"Puny human not scared?" Hulk asked as he plucked Perfection off his shoulder.

"Puny human can vaporize you at the atomic level." DM didn't even have to look as he raised his own hand to block the Hulk's smashing fist.

"Hulk, don't bother he can control how much energy you apply to your attacks." Perfection patted the large green mutant on the back of his thigh.

"Okay." Hulk backed down, and then he noticed Trinity and Toad. "PATTY CAKE!" The Hulk jumped for joy.

"Uh, later right now we need to save our friends." Toad gulped as he noticed Wraith raise one of his eyes in confusion.

"Friends in trouble?" Hulk asked as he looked at the X-Men and Misfits. He saw Avalanche and gave a growl.

"Hulk…" Perfection gave a warning tone. "What did we talk about?"

"Hulk not hurt puny humans." Hulk said. "Because Hulk is honorary Scout-Boy."

The Misfits and X-Men could only blink. Hawk on the other hand was smiling.

"I don't believe it." Cyclops almost fainted. "The Hulk is a Boy-Scout now?"

"Scout-Boy." Hulk corrected Cyclops.

"Okay whatever you say." Cyclops immediately hid behind Blob.

"Hey only Misfits can hide behind me." Blob pushed Cyclops in front of him. "Hide behind the Tin-Man."

"What Hulk do help?" Hulk asked as Perfection zoomed around his body and took several measurements.

DM got up from his work station which turned out to be K2. "Ok, I got this one. See that big round thing up there Hulk?"

"Hulk see." Hulk nodded.

"Remember that bad man who through you into a tree?" DM asked.

"Hulk remember." The Hulk said in an angry tone.

"Well one of the bad man's friend lives in that and he has our friends in there, but we can't get them out because he's friends with our enemy who gave him special powers." DM said. "So we need you to do what you do best."

"Hulk Smash?" Hulk asked as anger took control of his face. "Hulk save new friends' friends!" The Hulk immediately launched himself at the silver sphere and began to pound on it.

"Quite a speech you gave there." Hawk nodded to DM.

"And all true too." DM hit a button on K2 and K2 promptly changed into a large medical vehicle. "This Zarm is empowered by Therten."

"Oh my…" Xavier gasped when he heard this.

"Relax, Therten also chose to empower a very failure prone villain." Wraith grumbled, "And he's going to learn the hard way you cannot cheat death."

"Oh believe me he'll get that point." Wolverine growled.

Meanwhile inside the sphere Zarm was lording over the Planeteers and as well as his kidnapped mutants. Each one was strapped to a single flat slab and completely unconscious. He smiled as he attached a device to each of the Planeteers. Then when he sat in his throne he pressed a button and the ten kidnapped people were dumped into five separate units filled with fire, air, earth, water and various forms of wild life.

"Let the games begin." Zarm smiled as his image was projected into each section, immediately the mutants woke up with a start. "Welcome, X-Men, Misfits and I believe an Acolyte if I am correct. You were chosen to combat my warriors who posses similar powers. Defeat them and you can go free, loose and it's the end of the line." With that his image disappeared and the Planeteers in each section popped up from the ground.

"What the heck was that all about?" Lance grumbled as rubbed the back of his head.

"Master Zarm desires a test of strength." Lance turned to see a young dark skinned man about the age of twenty dressed in a safari outfit with a distant but familiar logo on his shirt.

"Oh man, now I recognize that name…" Lance mumbled to himself. "Wait, 'Master'? He's your enemy!"

"EARTH!" The young man's ring emitted a light and seconds later a shockwave rocketed forth towards Lance.

"Whoa!" Lance barely dodged the blow. "Let's see if I'm with the Earth guy, that means Althea's with the water girl, probably got Jean with the Heart kid, Storm with that wind chick and hopefully not Pyro with the fire guy."

Seconds later the section next to Lance shattered open with a giant flame ball and an insane cackle. "Time to roast the human!" Pyro laughed.

"Oh no you don't!" Lance shouted as he focused his hand and raised it high above him, the ground near Pyro mimicked the same movement.

"Eh…" Pyro looked up from his lighter. "Oy, this is gonna leave a mark…" The fist then came crashing down onto Pyro.

"Get up from that you lunatic, I dare you." Lance growled as he turned back to the Planeteer.

"Earth!" Another shockwave rolled towards Lance.

"Don't you have anything original to say?" Lance focused and the tremor not only reversed itself but slammed the young man into the metal wall and knocked him unconscious. "Okay, time to rest." Lance said as he fell on his butt to catch his breath.

Meanwhile Ororo was having a hard time with her challenger.

"Please!" She shouted as she held back hurricane force winds. "I do not wish to fight you!"

"The Master demands a battle!" She shouted. "WIND!" The wind began to blow harder.

"Very well, if you truly wish to battle me, prepare yourself…" Storm whipped the winds almost immediately to her control. "Winds, guide this girl to her rest!"

A sudden gust of wind blew and sent the girl into the metal frame of the sphere.

"Goddess, please let her be okay." Ororo flew down to the girl and was relived to find she was only unconscious.

Althea however has the easiest battle and won with only a single attack. She created a simple water vortex to encase and eventually knock out her opponent.

Jean was the unlucky one. Her opponent was only fifteen and she could not bring herself to harm him and try as she might she could not break through to his mind.

"Please listen to me!" She called out as a large grizzly gave chase after her; a simple telekinetic blast wave sent it reeling back. "Please, I don't want to fight you."

"Because you will loose." The boy said coldly. "Heart!"

This time Jean's mind came under assault, suggestions of suicide and mass murder surfaced. She saw her friends in graves and the world enslaved to the man who had kidnapped her. Then she saw herself, crying in a corner.

"You are weak, and you will loose." The boy sneered.

The images continued until Jean felt something unfamiliar and devastatingly dark, she felt her anger rise. "I AM NOT WEAK!" a huge telekinetic shockwave sent the young man reeling into a tree, but he on his feet almost immediately, he was however very confused.

"Where am I?" he asked as he noticed Jean bent over holding her head. "Are you okay?"

"I AM NOT WEAK!" Jean shouted as another shockwave tore through the entire sphere and ripped the walls down.

"Whoa!" a voice shouted in the distance. "Whoever you are, you shouldn't have pissed Jean off!"

"Heart!" The young boy said once more as he felt his mind connect with Jean's. "Please stop this!"

"Why should I stop what you started?" Jean's voice was ragged.

"I did not know what was happening, I believe that Zarm was controlling my friends and I." The young man said.

"Why should I believe you?"

"My name is Ma-ti, I heard yours is Jean. Jean, please believe me when I tell you that we are not your enemy." Ma-ti pleaded.

"LIES!" Jean shouted as a strange glow enveloped her.

Meanwhiled below the sphere DM was busy taking many readouts and was caught off guard by one particular reading. "Ohh… NOT GOOD!"

"What?" Hawk asked as he looked at the screen.

"Did you guys ever get a visit from another group of inter-dimensional travelers?" DM asked, "They call themselves the 'Exiles'."

"Yeah but that was a while ago." Cyclops said.

"Recently I meant." DM said.

"No…" Cyclops became worried. "Why?"

"Because that means Jean did not discover that Xavier has been hiding her full potential from her and she's about to unleash it." DM said darkly.

"Doesn't she need that crystal thingy?" Wraith asked, DM simply spun the screen around to reveal a camera shot of the very crystal of Wraith spoke. "Okay, time to work some dead-guy magic." Wraith then disappeared and not soon after the entire sphere shattered from one the Hulks devastating blows.

The mutants and Planeteers all feel slowly to the ground, as a strange glow around Jean began to fade. When they hit the ground Jean collapsed and Wraith returned. Zarm, however, was floating high in the sky with an angry glare.

"Xavier, for now the crystal that will make her life a near-living hell is where it is supposed to be. Tell her the truth or this delay will have been for nothing." Wraith then raised his arm and a crevice in the volcano appeared. "I've been waiting Zarm…"

"You!" Zarm screamed right before a magma engulfed hand clasped tight around him.

"Now the games are over." Wraith said as the hand fell to ash and Zarm's broken body fell to the ground.

"Turn away." Wraith warned almost everyone, "My business is never pleasant."

"Right…" Perfection said as he simply teleported everyone but the Hulk back to the Pit.

Wraith made his way slowly to the fallen spirit. He knew, as did Zarm that there was no escape, no way to cheat death, not this time.

"Hulk smash bad-man." Hulk growled.

"No." Wraith held out an arm. "Only a spirit may kill a spirit."

"Huh?" Hulk grunted.

"I will take care of it." Wraith said. "Go to Betty, she needs you know…"

"Hulk go to Betty!" Hulk said before he leapt off into the distance.

"His rage will grow." Zarm grunted as he stood up.

"So will his control, with time." Wraith said calmly.

"Tell me, how is it that death truly wins out in the end?" Zarm asked. "Not even my deal with Therten can protect me from you, why?"

"Because Zarm, even Un-creation has an end." Wraith's eyes glowed as the ground below them shifted to a stair case. "Now go."

"One day Wraith, you will see things from my perspective." Zarm smiled, "And then I will have won." With that he walked down the fiery stairs and was never seen again.

"You forget Zarm, I have lived your point of view." Wraith turned his back on the vanishing stairs as he went back to his duties; the souls of the day were not to end just yet.



AN: I have changed a few things about the Planeteers, namely their ages and afew items that they wear.