Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
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Universe: Misfit-Verse
A third set of introductions
"You know what's funny?" Todd asked Xi as the two Misfits, Scott and Rogue sat in the infirmary taking a watch over their new guests.
"Toad, please me quite." Scott groaned.
"Hey, I was just wondering how come they all look older." Todd snapped back.
"Older?" Xi asked.
"Yeah in the show they were all like nineteen or something." Todd pointed out. "And now the youngest one is fifteen."
"Maybe we got them in a more modern universe." Rogue guessed.
"It's possible." Scott said right before Jean came storming in.
"I can't believe HIM!" She almost screamed.
"Shhh…" Todd and Xi whispered.
Jean roared in defeat as she stormed back out of the room.
"Not going after her?" Rogue asked.
"I like breathing." Scott said.
"Oh…" One of the Planeteers groaned, and Xi became invisible.
"Hey, the kid's up." Todd yelled into the hall.
"What happened?" The boy asked.
"Nothing much…" Perfection appeared next to him. "Just your average Chaos Spark. Welcome to you new home!"
"Hi Perfection." The boy smiled right before he realized he was in a hospital. "Where are the others, are they okay?"
"Hey, Ma-ti; chill." Perfection said, "They're out for now, but they're alive, oh and I found a special friend of yours."
"Who?" Ma-ti asked as Perfection opened a small portal and a monkey leapt out.
"Suichi!" Ma-ti smiled as the monkey landed in his lap.
"This is going to lead bad places…" Scott almost freaked out. "No one lets DM come down here."
"Relax Scooter, DM likes Suichi." Perfection smiled. "Coincidentally, so does Hulk."
"Who?" Ma-ti asked in confusion.
"Someone your idiot Captain doesn't want to meet." Perfection smiled.
"Perfection, are you still holding that grudge?" Ma-ti slightly scolded the Scion.
"He tried to flatten me with Lincoln's nose!" Perfection growled.
"Okay." Scott said, "Time to leave before this gets weird."
"Actually I have to go, Chybee's still sick after all." Perfection said as he created a portal.
"Oh, I hope he gets better." Ma-ti said.
"Later." Perfection smiled before he disappeared.
"I'm Todd, but most people call me Toad." Todd said as he bounded up to Ma-ti and extended his hand for a quick shake.
"Why are you called 'Toad'?" Ma-ti asked.
"It's a long story." Todd said, "And we were going to wait until your friends were up to tell it."
"Oh, okay then." Ma-ti smiled. "Could I at least have my ring back?" He held up his naked ring finger.
"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt." Scott said, "After all Jean did say you were trying to stop her from going berserk." Scott got up and retrieved the ring from a small vault.
Almost immediately the red-headed Planeteer sprung up from his bed and knocked Scott to the ground. He then grabbed the rings and tossed Ma-ti his ring.
"Wake the others up and hurry, they have a monster that can go invisible!" he shouted, right before an invisible force knocked him to the ground.
"Wheeler?" Ma-ti shouted in surprise as the invisible force held Wheeler up and placed him back in the bed. Then it revealed itself.
"Whoa!" Todd shouted before anyone could react. "Ma-ti this is Xi, he's a member of my team called the Misfits, don't worry he's not dangerous."
"Unless of course you're a member of Cobra, the Hellions, Acolytes or our other enemies." Xi said calmly.
"Okay, maybe not completely harmless, but he's friendly." Todd smiled.
"Its al right, I believe you." Ma-ti said. "But what is he?"
"I am a mutant, just like all Xavier's students and most of the Misfit team." Xi said.
"A mutant; you mean like Duke Nukem?" Ma-ti asked in a worried tone, and was quickly perplexed by the laughter that filled the room. "What?"
"Sorry, but your living plutonium rod tried to take out the Hulk, and he's now in a lead body-cast in SHIELD headquarters." Todd laughed.
"Besides, we ain't like him." Rogue said, "We were born this way."
"Oh, so you aren't radioactive." Ma-ti breathed a sigh of relief as a few more Planeteers woke up and Xi vanished again. "Link, Kwame how are you feeling?"
"The only thing I can equivocate this too is Wheeler's birthday last year…" Linka groaned. "What happened?"
"In short, you have a new dimension to get used to and this guy named Zarm brainwashed you into fighting our friends who beat almost all of you senseless." Scott said. "You're friend; Ma-ti is the only one who even stood a chance."
"Yup, your little water girls didn't stand a chance against Al." Todd smiled as the Planeteer woke up.
"Ah!" the Asian girl screamed when she saw where they were. "Where are we?"
"You're in the X-Men's infirmary right now." Scott said, "We brought you hear from a military base. We figured it'd be easier for you to adapt here."
"Adapt? Kawme, Linka what's going on?" She asked.
"I'm guessing we were caught in one of those Chaos Sparks Wraith told us about." Kwame surmised, "Which means we have a lot of new things to get used to." Then he realized they were with out their rings.
"Uh, don't think about asking for them," Todd said, "You're red-headed crazy boy tried to jump Cyke here and Xi had to knock him out."
"Who?" The girl asked and a shimmer in front of her fell to reveal Xi.
"My name is Xi." Xi said calmly, but slightly agitated. "Please don't scream."
"I think Gi is too frightened to scream." Linka blinked. "Ma-ti what is going on?"
"Well, it's complicated and they don't want to explain it multiple times, but they're friends so let's just wait for Wheeler to wake up." Ma-ti rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
"Agreed, but could we at least know your names?" Kwame asked.
"Sure!" Todd smiled as he introduced everyone in the room in a single breath.
"Why do you have such odd nicknames?" Linka asked.
"They're codenames." Scott said. "Toad is a member of a military group called the Misfits, I belong to and lead the X-Men."
"A group of bullying vigilantes." Todd smiled as he one-uped Scott.
"Ignore him." Rogue rolled her eyes as Wheeler came to once again.
"Xi, get him." Todd said.
Before Wheeler could react he was pinned against the bed by Xi. "I will release if you promise not to hurt my friends." Wheeler looked to his friends who all nodded and reluctantly agreed.
"What's going on here?" Wheeler asked as he sat down and held his head in confusion.
"Our world has fused into another one Wheeler, we must adapt here and learn any new laws that might help or hinder us." Kwame explained, "As well as learn to accept those who already live here."
"Ok, well then what's up with the monster-man?" Wheeler asked.
"This is getting annoyingly repetitive…" Xi growled.
Ma-ti chuckled, "We're about to find out Wheeler, at least I think we are."
"Indeed you are, that is if all of you are feeling well enough to walk." Xavier's voice echoed in their heads.
"Ok, who has the voice in my head?" Wheeler asked.
"Professor Xavier, he's a telepath." Scott explained, "And if you are ready, I think we can get everyone and I do mean EVERYONE introduced."
Just then a screaming Bobby came running down the hall followed by an irate Raphael and Rina.
"Whoa!" Wheeler commented and then noticed his hosts barely reacted. "Aren't you going to do anything?"
"No, Bobby probably deserves it if Raphael is after him with Rina…" Scott said, "Come on this way."
"Why do I get the feeling we just stepped into the Zone of Twilight." Linka whispered to Wheeler.
"That joke is getting really old Linka…" Gi sighed. "But yeah, this is really surreal."
"Wait till you meet Stanley and Ash." Todd smiled.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Wheeler sighed.
A few minutes later the Planeteers found themselves in the large lobby of Xavier's mansion. In the lobby were the X-Men, Misfits and the Turtles. They immediately turned to their new guests. Xavier was the first to speak.
"Let us be the first to welcome you to our world." Xavier spoke. "There are many things different here that you may very well find shocking and appalling. Firstly let me explain the mutants of this world. Here when someone is born there is chance that they may be born with an extra gene that either grants them incredible powers, changed their appearance or both. However humanity is not as welcoming of these people and because of that many hate groups have formed. The X-Men is a group on the exact opposite of that spectrum, we seek a peaceful co-existence with humanity, but we also find it necessary to teach our own how to control and use their powers for the betterment of mankind." Xavier stopped and Hawk took over.
"The Misfits follow the same agenda but they are a governmentally funded combat unit." Hawk explained.
"Wait…" Wheeler interrupted. "What do you mean by hate groups exactly? You mean something like the KKK but for mutant's right?"
"Exactly." Hawk nodded. "The so called Friend of Humanity is number one on that list, followed closely by the religious fanatics of the Purists. Almost two hundred mutant deaths have been attributed to these groups and many more we don't know about."
"But why?" Kwame asked, "I would think that people would welcome those who want to help with their abilities."
"You'd think that." Leonardo spoke up, "But in the few weeks my family has been here we have seen many examples of this hatred. It is truly sickening."
"Not only that," Scott said. "But there a groups of mutants who are trying to conquer the world and wipe out humanity so you can imagine what that does to the collective image of mutants."
"Sounds like a lot of stress." Wheeler blinked.
"You have no idea." Scot sighed.
"Wait, you're in the X-Men, right? You can't be more than twenty!" Gi said in shock.
"Yeah, well believe me when I say this; he ain't the youngest one to fight." Ash said as he walked in holding the triplets in his gauntlet hand. "I found these little rug demons trying to get into Forge's lab."
"Good luck, I have that security system set to repel K2…" Forge snorted.
"Actually we cracked it." Daria said.
"Yeah, Ash just stopped us from going in." Quinn blew a raspberry as Forge immediately ran from the room.
"Big meanie." Brittany squinted evilly.
"Yeah, ok make your threats later you little munchkins." Ash rolled his eyes and then looked at the Planeteers. "You boys like your clothes?" They nodded, but with a confused look. Then Ash held up the triplets. "Memorize these faces; NEVER be alone with any of them. Ever."
"Why?" Ma-ti asked.
"My sisters are considered to be amongst the cruelest form of punishment and torture next to Kitty's cooking." Althea said in all seriousness.
"Hey!" Kitty snapped.
"Reality twenty, Kitty's ego zip." Pietro quipped.
"Okay…" The Planeteers all said as a group.
"If you can't tell there's a lot of dram that goes on here." Wanda smiled.
"We kind of guessed." Linka blinked in confusion.
"I have a really, really bad feeling about this…" Wheeler groaned as a giant green ball came bouncing into the room with Freddy chasing right after.
"Well this was a bust." Leonardo said.
"Yup." Scott smiled as he walked off. "Welcome to the neighborhood, drop by any time; everyone else does."
