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019. White

"Will, get out of the bathroom. She's gone."

"Gone, gone! My first time and your mom walks in and ohmygod why didn't you lock the door?"

"I was...distracted."

"Not too distracted to use your teeth to unzip my jeans!"

"That's what I was distracted by."

"No, no, you don't get distracted. I've seen you ignore a broken arm during gym class just because you didn't want to let the other team win. You're, like, super-disciplined guy."

"And you're a bit more distracting than a broken arm. Especially with that little mewling noise you--."

"Shut up! What are you doing? She's still in the house!"

"Well, it is her house."

"This isn't funny!"

"She doesn't care, Will. She's probably relieved I finally made a move. She's been making all these snide comments about how short tempered I've been getting."

"Oh my god, you talk about sex with your mother."

"Do you honestly think I'd talk to my father about it?"

"Your--. No, please don't! He'll kill me! He'll break out of prison to crush me like an overripe, squishy, rotting fruit thing!"

"I don't think he'll care."

"I'm a Stronghold! A Stronghold's turned his only son gay!"

"You what! I spent the last two years trying to get you to stop blushing every time I touch you. I should be the one who's scared your father is going to crush me."

"Dad wouldn't hurt you."

"And my dad won't hurt you. Well, at least not because you let me touch your--."

"Stop! One more word about that and I'm going to shun you and start a long-distance relationship with Royal Pain."

"So I can use my dad's prison contacts to get her killed? Because I can guarantee dad's not going to be happy with you for cheating on me and breaking my heart."

"Breaking your...Really?"

"Dude, Stronghold, where have you been?"