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Chapter Three

The festival

"Do I have to go?" 'Sakura' whined. "Yes Sasuke! Ino and the other girls...I remember we entered the..." 'Naruto' paused. "Entered the what?"

"The...make up contest.." 'Naruto' said, scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

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"THE MAKE UP CONTEST!" Sasuke and Naruto yelled. 'Sasuke' fell to the ground laughing. 'Sakura' crossed her arms, and stuck her nose in the air. "I am not entering that thing."

"Please Sasuke! If you dont...oh...just...please! You know that things will screw up if we dont go as planned!" 'Naruto' pleaded. "Fine. What did you do there anyways. Other than that." 'Sakura' asked.

'Naruto' again, smiled sheepishly. "Uh..hehe...well. Remember when you were eight, and someone knocked on your door, and you no one was there? Then there was a flash...yeah?" 'Naruto' said. Sasuke nodded. "Uh..well. That was a camera. Did I mention it was Ino's idea?"

"You were the one who knocked, and took a picture of me! I was half naked!" 'Sakura' yelled. 'Naruto' blushed. "I know! Im sorry Sasuke! Ino made me do it! I didnt keep the picture! Ino took it from me..."

'Sasuke' sighed. "Great. You take pictures of Sasuke, half naked. I dont think anyone has a chance now..."

"What ever! I will go in the stupid make up contest, knock on my own house door, take a damn picture of Naruto half naked, and I will giggle like the idiot of a girl you were!" 'Sakura' said. She/he scrunched up her face. "Uh..Sasuke..what are you doing.." 'Sasuke' asked.

"Im trying...stupid switched bodies! I cant activate my sharingan!" 'Sakura' said, cursing. "Oh cool!" 'Sasuke' said, trying really hard to activate the eyes. "You idiot. I didnt activate my sharingan until last year. In other words, when I was twelve." 'Sakura'

"Um..now that we are talking and stuff...Naruto, why did Kiba said he wasnt allowed to talk to you?" 'Naruto' asked. 'Sasuke' started to sweat. "Uh...uh..yeah...um..."

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow. He too wanted to know. "You know how that Kiba is! I said dogs suck and stuff, and his mom didnt like it..." Naruto said, quickly coming up with a lie.

'Naruto' nodded, and went down stairs to get some drinks. "I know your lieing Naruto." 'Sakura' said suddenly.

(okay, just for this little scene, im gonna call them regulary)

Naruto started to sweat again. "Eh? What do you mean Sasuke?" Naruto asked. Sasuke stared into Naruto's eyes. "I dont need the sharingan to see that you are hiding something. Didnt you say teamwork is everything? Do you not trust us?" Sasuke asked. "Who are you to start asking me questions eh!" Naruto said, glaring at Sasuke.

"Well, it is our buisness. Next thing you know, I will go into your body." Sasuke replied, looking out the window. "And! Im inyour body right now! What if I do something, to stop your brother from murdering your clan! What do you say now! Keep your nose out of my buisness!" 'Naruto yelled. The kyuubi was his buisness until he was ready to tell anyone. Right now, he had no intention to tell Sasuke a thing.

"Shut up you guys. My parents started staring at me. Why would a little blonde boy know where the cups are in some girl's house? You should of come with me Sasuke." 'Naruto' said, placing the drinks down. "Yeah, mister nosey should have gone down with you. Im out of here." 'Sasuke' said. "Naruto? Where are you going?"

"Home."

Naruto slammed the door, on his way out. "Sasuke? What happened?" Sakura asked. "Hn." Sasuke replied. "Alright...its a guy thing..just dont take it too harsh on him right now. He could do something, relating to your brother. So, uh...Im going to sleep at Naruto...Naruto never mentioned where his home was...Im going to have to stay in my house. A sleep over at my own house..how nice.." Sakura said, with a hint of blush. Im having a sleep over at my house with Uchiha Sasuke! HELL YEAH!

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Soon enough, the festival night arrived, and team 7 met at Sakura's house. "Alright. Im going to the fucked up place." Sasuke said. "Sasuke! What ever...alright. Naruto..um...where is your house? I had to stay over here last night." Sakura said.

"Oh. Right. I live in an apartment. I have no parents. I thought you knew that." Naruto said, looking at some pictures, on the desk.

"Oh...right...you l..live my yourself?" 'Naruto' asked. 'Sasuke' nodded. "Oh...okay...say Naruto? When we get back to our bodies, you wanna come over sometime?" Sakura said, with a small smile. 'Sasuke' gave a small nod.

"Im out. Naruto. Take a bath at 8:00pm, and be sure to answer the door when I knock on it." 'Sakura' said.

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"Sakura! Over here!" Ino said, waving. Sasuke sighed. "Here goes everything.."

"Hi Ino! Lets go to the contest!" 'Sakura' said happily.

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"Hey Sasuke. Why arent you going to the festival?" Itachi asked, by Sasuke's bedroom door. 'Sasuke' was getting ready for his shower. "I dont know. I would rather train. There are too many girls anways. They keep bugging me." 'Sasuke' said, making a quick lie. He took his towel, and walked past Itachi.

Itachi ruffled his hair, and smirked. "You popular now Sasuke? How cute." Itachi said. 'Sasuke' scrunched up his face. "You still owe me a training session ni san." 'Sasuke' said, and opened the bathroom door. Not until 'Sasuke' turned on the hot water, did he notice he casually called Sasuke's brother ni san, and had a friendly conversation with a killer.

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Sakrua had gotton the keys to Naruto's apartment, and allowed herself in. It was a small place. Some clothes on the ground, here and there. Ramen boxes some places. No pictures.

"Who takes care of him..." Sakura asked no one in particular.

She finally found one picture on a small desk. It was a picture of the academy class. Sakura, Ino, and a couple of other girls were in the middle, smiling. Sasuke was in the corner by some guys, with no real smile. Sakura found Naruto in the corner. There was a small gap between him and the other students. He had a small smile, with a peace sign.

Sakura gave a small smile. "He always stays happy. No matter what." she said to herself.

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"And the winner is...Ino Yamanaka! Done by Sakura Haruno!" the announcer yelled. Ino smiled, and held 'Sakrua's' hand up. "Thank you! But I couldnt of won, with out the help of Sakura!" Ino said smiling. "Damn right.." 'Sakura' muttered.

FLASHBACK

"Sakura! Isnt this perfect!" Ino said, showing 'Sakura' her face. The lipgloss, was streaked across her cheek, and the clips in her hair, was under all the hair. "Ino..who did your make up? Lets start over, if you wanna win!" 'Sakura' said.

Oh god, I cant do this...I will just copy that girl over there... Sasuke thought. He picked up a bright pink lip gloss, and looked at the other girls. He copied them, and put it on Ino. He combed Ino's hair, and made two braids, after a lot of effort. he put some butterfly clips, and added some sparkles. Well actually, he tripped, and the sparkles fell onto Ino's hand, and she decided to put some on.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Hey Sakura! I have an idea! I dare you to run to Sasuke's house! Then, knock on the door, and take a picture of the first thing you see!" Ino said, pushing Sakura along. "Damn it.."

Naruto came out of the shower, just in time. DING DONG

"Who is that? I got it!" 'Sasuke' said.

"Hello? ...hello?" 'Sasuke' said, looking around. "Oh shoot!" 'Sasuke' yelled. He was only in a towel. His hair was dripping wet. There was a flash, and 'Sasuke' slammed the door. "I hope no one saw me! What was that flash..."

Ino giggled, and 'Sakura' gapped at the picture. "Holy! You have it Ino!" 'Sakura' said, and shoved it in her hands. "Thanks Sakura! See yeah tomorrow! Dont be late for the baking class okay? Bye!" Ino said.

'Sakrua' cursed. "Why does Sakrua sign up for everything so damn annoying, and weak..."

'Sasuke' cursed, when Itachi saw him, slam the door. "Sasuke...what were you doing?" Itachi asked. "Nothing ni san! I just...I was...I uh..."

"Save it. Good night little bro." Itachi said, and ruffled his hair once more. "Why do you have to always so that?" 'Sasuke' hmphed, and walked into Sasuke's bedroom. Naruto took a good look around the bedroom.

There was a lot of pictures of weapons, actual weapons on his desk, two pictures, a window, a neat small bed, etc.

Naruto sighed, and looked at the pictures. One was of Itachi and Sasuke. The other was of his whole family. Naruto searched through the drawers. How nosey of him...

There it was. Uchiha Sasuke had a diary. Of course, it was called a NOTEBOOK. But Naruto looked inside, because he decided he was Sasuke, so it was okay.

Saturday, 4

Ni san again he couldnt train with me, and poked my forehead. I am going to win against him! Thats my goal! To be better than Itachi. Also to join the police force. I hurt my leg yesterday, and ni san carried me home. Dad didnt even remember it was my first day at the academy today. Itachi said he would cancel his mission to come. I think it was really important, because Dad wasnt very happy. Dad favours Itachi too much! He never says anything to me! It's always, "You're getting better, but you have to reach Itachi. Itachi is so smart. You have to be like him. Oh, Sasuke is really good! He gets it from Itachi though!" It's so annoying! Thats why I am going to be better than ni san!

Naruto snapped the book shut. "Holy shit...Sasuke kept a diary, and this is what he writes in it! What happened to this?" he asked himself, putting it away.

Itachi quietly left Sasuke's room, and walked to his room. "So...thats not Sasuke..then who is it.."

a/n: ooooooo. tachi knows something! review plz!