Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
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Universe: Misfit-Verse (Altered)
Planeteers meet the Hulk
"Oh lovely…" Hawk groaned as he surveyed the scene before him. Apparently Bruce Banner had been assaulted in LA and was now tearing his way through the city. "I don't suppose you guys can lend a hand?" Hawk asked Perfection who was hidden behind a pile of shopping bags and boxes.
"Sorry, Hulk's rampages are a normal occurrence in your world." Perfection said, "Besides, he won't hurt regular people, remember he's a Scout-Boy."
"Oh I'm sure that makes all the property damage worth it." Avalanche scoffed. "Wait where did you get all that stuff?"
"Valentines Day soon…" Perfection smiled. "Mind if I hide these in your room Hawk?"
"No you can't." Hawk snapped.
"Awwww…" Perfection sighed while still behind the boxes and bags.
"All that for Wanda?" Avalanche blinked.
"No, I figured everyone else would forget their loved ones so I got gifts for the X-Men and Misfits to give their loved ones." Perfection piped.
"Wow…" Avalanche said. "Hey what'd you get for me to give to Kitty?"
"Cook book." Perfection said flatly. "And a smoke alarm and mini-extinguisher."
"Are you trying to get me killed?" Avalanche shrieked.
"And for you a flame retardant shield." Perfection chimed.
"Well, I guess that ok…" Avalanche sighed.
"Uh, can we get back to the emergency at hand?" Wavedancer asked.
"What you mean watching the Hulk tear apart LA." Quicksilver snapped as he taped the scene.
"Yeah, I mean why are we even here?" Mask asked as he twirled a few salami's like nun-chucks.
"I really have no clue." Hawk sighed, "The city's been evacuated and the others have already gone back so I guess we're here for when he calms down."
"Ok, well I'm going to go hide these in the alien ship you guys have." Perfection said right before he disappeared.
"Ten to one he accidentally launches himself into the sun." Avalanche said as the small group continued to watch the Hulk.
"Is he playing with those cars like toys?" Wavedancer blinked.
"Yup." Quicksilver smiled. "This is good stuff."
Just then a silent yet large, yellow craft buzzed right by the Misfits then turned and landed near them. Then the Planeteers popped out, each one looked dreadfully concerned.
"What has happened here?" Kwame asked in surprise.
"The Hulk." Quicksilver said indifferently.
"I take it that's the big green guy playing with traffic." Wheeler said, "Literally."
"Yeah, that's him." Hawk sighed. "Not much we can do but wait for him to calm down."
"What do you mean; if you're whole team was here we could all take him!" Wheeler said, "He doesn't look to dangerous.
Just then an angry and oblivious driver honked his horn at the Hulk, who proceeded to pull the driver out of the car. The Hulk then crumpled the car like a person would crumple a piece of paper.
"You were saying?" Mask smiled as he closed Wheeler's slack jaw.
"And that's when he's relatively calm." Wavedancer said. "The angrier he gets the stronger he gets, remember."
"I remember Hawk saying something like that, but…" Linka was at a loss for words.
"So it's obvious we can't handle him." Gi said as she watched the Hulk. "But I think we know someone who can."
"Yes, I think it is obvious…" Kwame said.
"Actually guys, that's not such a hot idea." Avalanche said.
"Yeah, let's give this guy a taste of Captain Planet!" Wheeler ignored him.
"Uh, bad idea." Hawk paled.
"Guys we should listen to them." Ma-ti tried to reason with his friends, but they were to absorbed. "Sorry guys I have to do this…" Ma-ti sighed to Wavedancer.
"That's all right Ma-ti, now we know you're the smart one of the group." Mask chuckled. "Popcorn anyone?"
"Let our powers combine…" Kwame started as he pointed his ring to the sky and a white beam shot out. "EARTH!"
"Fire!" Wheeler added his power.
"Wind!" Linka added hers as well.
"Water!" Gi shouted as she added her power.
"Heart…" Ma-ti groaned as he reluctantly added the last component.
"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED!" A voice echoed from the air as a crystalline body appeared, "I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!"
"GO PLANET!" The Planeteers shouted.
"All right what have we here…" Captain Planet surveyed his surroundings until he spotted the Hulk. "Whoa! New world new big guys!"
"Ten bucks says Hulk uses him as a baseball bat." Avalanche snickered.
"Fifteen says he'll drive him into the ground just to shut him up." Mask joined in.
"Hey, just you watch the Cap will send your green guy sailing…" Wheeler snapped.
"HULK SMASH!" The shout caught everyone's attention as Captain Planet was insteadsent sailing into a building.
"Well, it looks like you don't want to listen!" Planet snapped back from the rubble. "So we're going to have to do this the hard way!"
"Oh he's asking for it." Wavedancer winced.
"I am sure Captain Planet can handle your Hulk." Linka asserted smugly.
"Mask, I need you to do something for me." Wavedancer's eyes were filled with anger.
"Does it involve copious amounts of shaving cream and a certain wind waker's room?" Mask asked hopefully.
"Yes…" Wavedancer grinned.
"Excellent!" Mask transformed into a mock "Bill S. Preston" and used the Mass Device to teleport to Hope Island. Wavedancer just shot a huge grin at Linka.
Captain Planet though was busy trading blow for blow with an angry Hulk. For all the strength he possessed though, Captain Planet was struggling to keep up with the Hulk's growing power. Of course it also didn't help that the small amount of radiation coming from the Hulk was slightly weakening him.
"I've got to get you away from this city." Captain Planet said. "How about a nice trip to desert!" Captain Planet went to grab the Hulk, but was grabbed by one of the green behemoth's hands and slammed skull first into the ground.
"BLUE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY!" Hulk shouted. "HULK MAKE BLUE MAN GO BYE-BYE!" The Hulk went to smash Captain Planet, but thankfully the mighty planet hero had managed to disappear into the exposed Earth and appear near the Planeteers.
"Captain!" Ma-ti shouted. "You can't make him angry. If you do he'll just get stronger."
"Ok…" Captain Planet said. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, he isn't evil." Toad said as he and the other Misfits appeared from a flash of light. "He's just a mutated scientist with an anger management problem."
"We can get him to stop!" Trinity gleamed as one.
"You know, I may not know everything about this world yet, but I do know when evil's staring me down." Captain Planet backed away from the Triplets.
"Really, according to my boyfriend, you're a bit of a dunce in that area." Scarlet Witch mocked.
"Huh?" Captain Planet asked in confusion.
"She's dating Perfection." Wheeler explained.
"Oh goody." Planet groaned. "Is he still holding that grudge?"
No one got the chance to respond as the angered Hulk slammed his fists onto Captain Planet's head and drove him into the ground like a human nail. Then the Hulk plucked him out and tossed him into another building.
"BLUE MAN'S VOICE MAKE HULK ANGRY!" Hulk roared.
"Ohhh…" Planet groaned.
"You know that time you used Lincoln's nose to flatten me on live international TV..." Perfection said with a smile as he appeared as a miniature on Captain Planet's chest. "… Now we're even." He then vanished as the Hulk picked Planet back up and chucked him into another building, thankfully though Captain Planet simply made an impact mark.
"Looks like that owner put in some supports." Toad smirked.
The Hulk then leapt the entire distance between to Captain Planet where he picked up Captain Planet and swung him against the building and left numerous facial impressions. When the Hulk was finished though he threw the Captain into the air and leapt up to spike the Eco-hero, but instead got a fireball to the face, and landed in a pile of rubble that collapsed in on him.
"Well…" Captain Planet gasped. "… I think… he's finally… down…"
"Three…" Quicksilver counted down.
"Two…" Xi joined in.
"One." Hawk Finished as an even more enraged Hulk ripped through his rubble prison and plowed himself into Captain Planet. "You kids might want to look away."
"Oh come on Hawk, we've seen worse." Toad moaned.
"I meant the Planeteers." Hawk said plainly. "This won't be pretty."
The Hulk had thrown Captain Planet into the ground and was descending upon him feet first at an alarming rate. When he landed the resounding thud made it seem as if the Hulk had crushed Captain Planet to pieces, but when the smoke cleared Captain Planet amazingly had the Hulk in a full nelson.
"Can't we just talk this over mutated scientist to planetary guardian?" Captain Planet asked jokingly.
"HULK SMASH BLUE MAN!" Hulk raged as he grabbed Captain Planet his hair and slammed him into the ground.
"Ok, Hulk is strong." Captain Planet winced.
"Ok girls it looks like it's up to us to stop this." Daria smiled.
"You three?" Wheeler scoffed. "What can you do?"
"Patty cake!" Quinn giggled, as the Hulk stopped pounding on Captain Planet and looked their way.
"Patty cake?" Hulk asked in a subdued voice.
"Yup." Daria nodded, "and this time Freddy wants to play."
"Hiya, sorry about last time…" Blob smiled nervously.
"Hulk forgive big one." Hulk smiled. "Patty cake?"
"Ok." Blob said with a devilish smile on his face, "But first we have to sit nicely."
"Hulk sit!" Hulk said excitedly as he sat directly on the only unscathed vehicle in the area; the Geo Cruiser.
"THE GEO-CRUISER!" Wheeler shrieked. "I just waxed it!"
"Ow…" Captain Planet groaned as he walked up to General Hawk. "Oww… Oww… Oww…"
"Not used to pain I take it?" Hawk grinned.
"The pain I can take." Captain Planet grinned wryly. "It's the fact that it hurts in places I don't have that worries me."
"You should have listened to the kid." Hawk nodded to Ma-ti who was playing patty cake with Quinn next to the Hulk.
"That's what I was trying to do, but even the power of Heart couln't break through all that… anger." Captain Planet shook his head. "But I think we learned a lesson here."
"What would that be; keep giant irradiated scientists away from the Geo Cruiser?" Wheeler asked between sobs.
"That and to leave things like this to the professionals." Captain Planet chided the team lightly. "Although getting them home is going to be the tough part now."
"Wow…" Mask shouted as he appeared in another beam of light. "Talk about a swanky pad!"
"Where were you?" Hawk asked.
"Nowhere…" Mask feigned innocence and produced an angel halo over his head, which promptly turned to devil horns.
"Why do I have this sneaking suspicion Hope Island is going to need major renovations after today?" Kwame groaned.
"I don't know, but you and Summers really have a negative outlook." Toad said as he hopped by.
"Or it could be you're a bunch of lunatics." Linka said under her breath.
"You made sure to make it look like Bobby did it, right?" Wavedancer whispered to Mask.
"Used his patented style." Mask whispered back. "Incidentally, I came upon some interesting discoveries revolving around her and Wheeler…"
"Really?" Wavedancer's eyes gleamed with evil. "Pertaining to what exactly?"
"The kind of things that Ukraine families would frown upon..." Mask smiled as the Misfits teleported back to the Pit. "And yes I made copies."
"You learn fast young apprentice." Wavedancer mocked as Hawk led the Planeteers to his office.
"What can I say; the dark side makes it easy." Mask cackled.
"Just out of curiosity guys, can I have a hand in this?" Arcade asked, "Or is this a two person job?"
"Actually, I found enough that the whole team can partake in this joyous occasion." Mask grinned as he turned back to Stanley.
"Really, like what?" Pietro grinned as he ran backwards while recording everything.
"Put the camera away first." Althea grinned. "We don't want any traces…"
AN: I have only ever really liked the good Captain, Ma-ti and Gaia. So yeah they'll seem intelligent and not so stuck up here, Of course considering they were the only ones on the show that never once jumped into a violent brawl at one point in time or another…
