Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: Dear desperate fan, I do appreciate that you would like to see more of "The Stranger"; however at the moment I am concentrating on this story as well as several college classes. So please be patient.
Monday is another name for Revenge
The Monday after the infamous "Stryker Sunday" proved to bean ordinary Monday. In fact it was a little crazy; even for the Misfits, especially for the X-Men, that went quadruple so for the Turtles and most infinitely so for the Planeteers.
"Ah…" Scott smiled as he relaxed next to Jean. "This could almost be a perfect day."
"Almost?" Jean asked, slightly offended.
"One word: Misfits." Scott grumbled.
"We love you to Summers." Lance shouted from the water.
"What is he doing?" Althea asked as she came from the center of Hope Island.
Althea was watching Perfection transform himself into a small raft while Wanda and Donatello placed Barney and Claudius in his new rubbery form.
"All aboard the S.S. Perfection!" Raft-Perfection called out in a southern drawl.
"I'd say he's being relatively tame." Scott said. "Don't jinx it."
"Wow…" Althea blinked in astonishment. "Ok, how about we Misfits fully welcome the Planeteers."
"Welcome?" Leonardo raised his head in alarm. "Please tell me you don't mean the same 'welcome' you gave us."
"Relax Leo, we have something completely different in mind, so don't worry." Stanley came slinking by with Arcade who was carrying a projector screen. Xi soon followed with the projector and Pietro with a reel of film.
"This could get ugly." Scott groaned as Stanley inadvertently warped his hair into devil horns. "Correction: it will get ugly."
"It hasn't even started." Jean said, and then she saw the name on the projector's side. "Then again we are talking about the Misfits."
"Excuse me everyone!" Stanley was standing on a cardboard box while dressed as a carnival shout man. "The Misfits have a 'special' pre-zen-tation for our new friends!"
"This is already going bad places." Wraith said as he grabbed Karma's hand and the two vanished.
"I wonder of Clotho knows where they went?" Perfection asked DM as he came onto land with the babies.
"You just aren't going to drop this are you?" DM asked, slightly annoyed by Perfection's persistence.
"Not really." Perfection said as he put the babies into their playpen. "Where's Chybee?"
"I think he and Kirby went on a field trip." DM said, "But seriously, stop trying to think about where he's going; you'll end up with a brain tumor or something if you think that hard!"
"Har-har-har." Perfection rolled his eyes. "Let's just enjoy the torture film.
"Oh yes, lets." DM grinned evilly.
"Alright, is everybody here?" Stanley asked as he scanned the crowd and stopped on Hank. "Hey you, yeah you the guy with all the popcorn… you pay for that?"
"Stanley, be quite before I send Ash after you." Hank grumbled.
"Ok sir, just checking." Stanley backed down. "And now onto the main event, a little piece we Misfits slapped together entitled; 'Do me that way Yankee boy!' the PG-13 version."
"Why does that sound familiar?" Linka asked aloud.
"You'll see…" Stanley smiled. "LIGHTS aaaaand Roll'eM!
On screen a sepia film rolled, silently for a few minutes until two very drunk figures came onto the screen. It took a few minutes until their faces came into view, but when they did it was most obviously Wheeler and Linka.
"Oh my god." Linka paled as she realized what was playing. "STOP THE FILM!"
"Wait, I want to see how this turns out…" Bobby snickered as the adult all sat slack jawed, with of course the exception of Logan and Jinx who were no where in sight.
"Turn it off!" Wheeler shouted as the film proceeded to show the drunken Planeteers playing a sloppy game of strip poker.
"Sorry princess, this is what you get for snubbing the Misfits." Todd smiled as he and Althea sat triumphantly on the stage.
"Yeah, just be glad we weren't aloud to do anything." Daria snickered as the film placed several black bars over the now two nude Planeteers.
"Somehow this makes up for all the torture they've put me through…" Jamie smiled.
"That kid is going to be so screwed up when he gets older." Lance sighed.
"Yeah, I know." Kitty agreed.
"Turn it off!" Linka was trying to find the machine's off button, but Arcade was grinning widely.
"Don't bother it's on a timer." Arcade continued to grin even as Wheeler launched a fire ball that froze in mid-air. "And we brought in some outside help…" Arcade nodded to Bobby.
"Bobby." Hank growled as he came out of his stupor.
"Hey, they accused me of flash freezing their island!" Bobby shouted. "Even though Stanley left a giant 'MASK WAZ HERE' sign in their main room!"
"Ok so maybe I was honest for once…" Stanley slumped next to Todd and Althea. "I ever mention you guys are the greatest bunch of loons a guy could wish for?"
"Many times." Althea smiled.
"Giant sign, eh?" Todd grinned. "I wonder what happened to it."
"Hey…" Stanley looked around. "That is a good question."
"Somehow I bet Cobra has it." Lance said as he sat on the stage and watched as Arcade and Bobby continually stopped Wheeler and Linka from trashing the projector.
"You know I would not be surprised…" Pietro said as he sat on the stage. "They have no clue as to what comes next, right?"
"Not one bit…" Freddy smiled as he and Lina sat on the stage.
"I hope they learn their lesson." Spyder grinned as she brought the babies up.
"Me too." Angelica said. "I hope the others are okay." She looked at the other Planeteers who were almost literally frozen with shock.
"Well, at least they know we aren't just some amateurs." Wanda grinned, "And it looks like we managed to shock the one person who was un-shockable."
"Yup, we got Perfection all right." Todd grinned.
"Arcade, you ready?" Althea called out.
"Ready…" Arcade smiled. "Xi HIT IT!"
When nothing happened but a camera flash the Planeteers shook from their awe while Linka was trying to strangle Bobby.
"Linka!" Ma-ti shouted.
"What!" She snapped before she realized what she was doing. "Oh… sorry." She said as she sat Bobby back down.
"AIR, SWEET BOUNTIFUL AIR!" Bobby choked out.
"What was that flash?" Wheeler asked as Arcade pushed him away from the projector.
"That was Xi taking a picture of this whole scene and adding it to the end of the unrated version we put on the internet." Arcade grinned. "That was my idea too."
While the Planeteers stood shocked by what the Misfits had done, Scott did the only ting he could think of. He got up, walked over to Kwame and gave the leader of the Planeteers a large slap on the back.
"Welcome to the family." Scott smiled as he handed him a small pamphlet. "This should answer all your question and concerns as well as site some excellent methods of revenge."
