Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: The next wave of chapters will be journal/diary entries from Stanley, Wanda, Ash, X-23, Raphael, Kwame, Gi and a really long conversation between Captain Planet and Xavier in the Astral Plane. They're short but sweet.
From the Journal of Stanley Archibald Ipkiss
It's been about a month since I joined the Misfits. I have to admit I never thought I would do the things I do or see the things I see. Sometimes I think about what I'd be doing if I hadn't had this weird mask power fuse to me, and I always end up back in Mr. Strudgnick's advanced calculus class with only half the notes and a head full of worry, but here the Joes make sure I understand what I'm being taught.
It's funny, but when I first started to learn how to use my powers I had almost no control, it was like I programmed a basic thought into my subconscious and this lunatic version of myself did what ever it took to get the task done. Now I don't have that problem, of course Psych-Out believe it's because I've shed most of my inhibitions by living around the Misfits, but personally I think it's the Scions. I mean who wouldn't go crazy by living near those lunatics?
What you don't believe me? Ok here's an example; On Stryker Sunday Wraith's friends had set up a large screen TV and they were taking bets as to what would happen when it was turned on as well as bet on who would drive Emma Frost to drink first (I won that bet, Ash is just too good to be beat when it comes to driving women insane). Thankfully Stryker's mistake only resulted in the activation of thousands of dormant X-Genes, and the new alliance between a Senator and the Joes. Still I think the best thing to come of that evening was that the Turtles got a standing ovation (why people love them and hate the other mutants I'll never know), although I'd like to know who started that blasted "Ninja Rap" song.
Oh, then there was Yesterday, Valentine's Day. I have never seen so much pink with out Kitty being around. I guess Perfection really gets into some Holidays because he had to be restrained from painting any of the bunkers and houses pink. The best part of the day was when Perfection had the X-Men and Planeteers over to exchange gifts, and then there was too much pink. I almost had to go get checked for diabetes there was so much pink, I mean it was pink-pink, über pink even! It was so pink that Kitty thought it was too much. Tabby's been banned from color coordinating because of that. Then the gifts were exchanged and as Perfection had guessed; everyone forgot to get something so his gifts were used. Coincidentally Kitty is now back with Peter after Lance let that little fact slip, which in turn caused all the girls except for Althea, Wanda, Tabby and Rina to get angry. I guess Rina was just happy to get a lot of gifts from everyone.
I also got to meet a few more the X-Men I had only barely seen. Rina is a prime example, I had heard she had a bad temper and was also semi-homicidal, but she didn't seem that way. At least until I tried to cheer her up. Word of advice, never give a girl with claws an exploding bouquet as a joke. I was just lucky Xi and Pietro held her back long enough for me to get away.
Pietro, now there's an odd person to deal with. He parades around the Pit flaring his ego like a male peacock and expects everyone to worship him. Then there's the real Pietro, I've only seen it once, when I first came here. I was waiting outside Psych-Out's rooms while they were having a private session and Pietro was yelling and creaming about how his father always wanted him to be a leader and some other stuff I couldn't quite hear. I can kind of understand how he feels though, before the whole incident where I got my powers my dad expected me to be lawyer and to eventually go into politics like he did. Now he still expects me to be a senator, but my mom keeps him straight on the whole lawyer thing. I love my mom.
Still the weirdest thing on this entire base has definitely got to be that little pink puff ball, Kirby. No one really has any idea where he came from or if he's ever going to go back. All we do know is that Kirby and Mikey are the only two beings capable of out-eating Freddy, which is saying something.
Well it looks like I gotta go now, Lance is screaming at the triplets for repairing something he calls the "McGuffin Device"… Ok new weirdest thing I have seen; Lance's Imaginary Coyote made real and wearing Angelica's clothes. I can see why Hawk took that vacation now…
