Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Wanda's Valentine's Fall-Out Diary

You know what's odd about my life, you know besides EVERYTHING. I'd have to say it's my boyfriend. At times he's like a little kid with no direction whatsoever then he can be a dashing Romeo with his sights set on romance then he heads into his caring father mode whenever Chybee is in trouble and on rare occasions he can even be serious. But the fact that he can cycle through all of those and more inside of two minutes is what tips the scales in his favor.

Take Sunday for example, at firs he had no problem with the setup Cardinal had made, he even baked some brownies for the Undead Labor Union, but when he wanted to zoom in on me because he though I was in danger he completely wigged out and turned all the zombies and vampires into little stuffed animals and when he confirmed I wasn't in danger he left it to Wraith to turn them back!

Still Sunday was nothing compared to Monday when he decided to take Barney and Claudius out to meet the whales. Not watch them, not pet them; he took them to MEET the whales. And apparently they spent three hours talking about the economic state of Minnesota, and I have to admit the whale's idea does seem valid. Wait I'm doing it again, I'm getting sucked into his own little world of insanity where even alien cheese graters will seem normal!

I still can't get that idea out of my head. Why would aliens need giant cheese graters, and how could they possibly kill Freddy? Ahh! I'm doing it again! You know sometimes I wonder if he's driving me crazy or if I do it to myself?

Anyway, back on track. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and I honestly didn't expect much from Perfection. Lets face it he's got the memory of a stick of glue, but I was defiantly surprised when he not only got me a new dancing dress (which I absolutely adore), but he got everybody else a gift to give, although I think he underestimated Kitty's response to getting a cook book. I just hope Lance's leg heals soon. I still don't quite get Stanley though, he seems calm most of the time, but every so often he blows up like Pietro on Pixie Stix and sugar cane. And I don't want to know what thoughts ran through his head that told him giving X-23, excuse me Rina; exploding flowers would be anywhere NEAR intelligent. I hope she catches him next time, he needs a lesson. Although I have to admit the weirdest gifts of the day went to Angelica and Amara; apparently Pyro air dropped them each a glass statue of him-self. Last I saw everyone was busy painting Angelica's a weird purple color (I swear she hangs out with Karma way to much) and Amara was busy re-modeling it to look like the lead singer from Green Day.

And now I need to go because Althea's crazy sisters have resurrected the McGuffin Device and now we have dozens of three foot tall Masks with differing personalities running all over the base and apparently a few got into the Mass Device and have decided to visit the X-Men, with the McGuffin Device. I swear one more device on this base and I'm going back the insane asylum where it's safe!


AN: 50 chapters! Yes, a second 50 chapter story. Anyway if you like the McGuffin device and you like Ash then you should get a kick out of who makes a triumphant return! I'll give you a hint, he ain't the guy with the gun.