SMASH WAR!

Chapter 2:

Master Hand's Revenge

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Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this story or Super Smash Bros.

Roy: Bill...bill...bil...Link, you got a credit card offer.

Link: Gimme!

Roy hands him the paper.

Link: (Stands up) Chuaaaaaa! (Does spin attack, chops up paper)

Roy: ...wouldn't the paper shreder be easier?

Link: ...we have a paper shreder?

Roy: (Cuts eyes) You bought it!

Link: ...oh yea, whoops!

Roy: (Rolls eyes) ...bill...bill... Marth, you won $1,000

Marth: What!

Roy: You won $1,000!

Marth: Give me that! (Takes paper) Hey, this is a bill for $1,000!

Roy: Psyche!

Marth: You little ...! (Walks to item closet, grabs bom-omb) You'll pay for that!

Pikachu: PIKAPI(don't do it!)

Marth: This is for pranking me Roy! (Throws bom-omb)

Roy: Reflection!

Roy put his sword in a slant and started to blink white as the bomb hit him. It hit him and bounced back at twice the power.

Marth: Oh shit!

The bom-omb hits Marth and blows up! He is sent backward 25 feet and into the wall behind him.

Roy: That's what you get for messing with your superiors!

Marth: Ugh...

Roy: (Starts to go through mail again) Bill...hey, there's a letter in here!

Zelda: For who?

Roy: All of us!

Pikachu: Pipika(Really?)

Roy walks over to the couch and sits down, everyone walks over to him. The letter read...

Dear Smashers,

I hope you've had your fun, but it's about to end you little bastards! I know where you all are, and I'm coming for you! I have more power and new attacks, and I'm dying to use them! I'm coming for Ness first!

Sincerly,

Master Hand

Ness: Uh oh!

Roy: ...Well, we better train.

Ness: Where?

Marth: Our battle arena

Roy: Come on Ness, I'll show you.

All of the smashers walk down the long hallway and come to a very big room with these switching floors and areas. The current room had a big screen in the back and a Pokeball on the ground with grass around it and t platforms above it.

Ness: Woh! cool!

Samus: Yea, but watch this.

Smaus walked over to a control panal with many buttons on it. Samus pushed one and it turned the arena into a big, single platform with these 3-D images behind it.

Ness: SWEET!

Samus: Come on, Ness, let's see what you got! (Hops onto stage)

Ness: Wahoo! This is going to be fun! (Hops on)

Voice: Please pick battle type

Ness:(Spins around) PK FI...hm?

Samus: Ness, it's the setup process

Ness:(Blushing) ...oh

Samus:(Smiling and rolling eyes) 3 Stock battle

Setup: Time?

Samus: No

Setup: Items?

Samus: Yes, all at normal apperence percentage

Setup: Information accepted, get ready to Smash!

The platform then lifted up a little and a bright light flashed, then everything was gone except for the stage and the other smashers, which were in a set of chairs behind them.

Voice: 3...2...1...Go!

Samus: Now, prepare to lose! (Begins charging beam)

Ness: What do I do?

Samus: You have to hit me enough to rack up my damage meter, which can be seen on a screen behind you, until I'm high enough on damage that you can hit me one good time and send be fling off the stage and into oblivion. Do that 3 times before I do it to you.

Ness: Ok, well then, you're going down!

Samus: Not! (Shoots beam)

Ness: Woa! Holy Shit! (Gets struck, flys back a little and goes to 26 damage)

Samus: HAHA

Ness: OW! Oh you will pay for that. (Jumps) PK FIRE!

Ness launches his PK Fire at Smaus and makes a direct hit, the tower comes up with Samus still in the middle of it.

Samus: OWOWOWOWOW! (Goes to 28 damage)

Ness: PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE!

Samus:(Getting struck by all 5) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW (At 114 damage)

Ness: Now die!

Ness runs up to Samus and slide kicks her hard, she is sent flying back to the open sky then she reaches the end and suddenly blows up!

Ness: Samus! Oh no!

Samus: Nice job!

Ness:(Spins around) Wha..? How are you alive? I saw you blow up!

Samus: This is just a training ground, the blow ups are just to show that I was defeated. I have 2 lives left before I lose.

Ness: ...Cool!

Samus: Die! (Jumps into air)

Ness: Uh oh, not good!

Samus slams into Ness as hard as she can, Ness flies into the air and Samus jumps up and hits him to the side, then lands and starts to charge her beam.

Ness:(Flipping through air) OWOWOW (Hits ground at 94 damage)

Samus: Bye-bye! (Shoots beam)

Ness:(Standing up) Huh...oh hell! (Gets hit) AHHHHH! (Dies)

Samus: Haha

Ness:(On hover platform) Darn it!

Samus: Come on down!

Ness: (Drops off) That hurt!

Smaus: Get ready to repeat it! (Begins to charge beam)

Ness: No! PK Thunder! (Loops snake around to Samus)

Samus: Ow!

Ness: Haha! I hope that hurt!

Suddenly, an item appears...it's a Star Rod!

Ness: What the heck? (Pickes it up)

Samus: Uh oh...!

Ness: I'll hit you with this! HAHA!

Samus: ...

Ness: DIE! (Charges at Samus, but trips and swings the rod down as he fell...it launched a small yellow star out and hit Samus, knocking her back and causing 18 more damage.)

Samus: Ow!

Ness: Cool! (Launches 5 more stars at Samus, alll hit) Woot!

Samus: Enough! (Charges at Ness)

Ness: NO! (Pulls rod over his head. He Suddenly begins to flash for about 3 seconds, then as Samus as right at him, getting ready to strike, he slams it down with such force, that the whole stage shakes and Samus if knocked off the stage at an extremely fast speed)

Ness: Cool...

Samus and Ness fight some more, but Ness wins. The other Smashers fight and train endlessly. Finally, about a week later, there was a loud knock on the door, and a voice that none of them wanted to here...

Ch. 3 will be up soon...sorry that one was so short. please R&R.