Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: For information on Shredders daughter search Wikipedia for TMNT, I've used the name of the newer version. And yes, Hun is in here now, but he's a loudmouth and idiot.
The Trouble with Ninja Robots
"So, what's this I heard you guys say about a giant spiked robot?" Wanda was talking to Hawk after the group had reformed at the Pit. They had even brought the young skateboarder along as he had proven himself friendly.
"Something even you wouldn't believe." Hawk groaned.
"Try me." Wanda said as if to remind him of just who her boyfriend was.
"All right…" Hawk sighed as he began. "It started when Pyro ran into the novelty shop…"
Earlier that day General Hawk was in a living hell the seemed almost personalized for him as most of the Misfits and X-Men were helping the Planeteers shop for their newest resident's arrival and by the time they had gotten to the furniture store Pyro had managed to set 2 fires, and terrify a few innocent bystanders all the while remaining completely oblivious to the damage he had caused. Of course that wasn't the worst part, no the worst part was the novelty shop thaey had crossed while taking a lunch break in the mall.
"OHHHHH!" Pyro giggled like a school boy who had just found his brothers dirty magazine collection. "Look at this sharp-claw-guy!" He pointed to a lighter that had a belching man who screamed every time the flint was struck.
"Sharp-claw-guy?" Logan repeated in a slightly stunned manner.
"Hey give him a break Badger, not all of us kids can be geniuses with nicknames." Tabitha smiled as she and Amara pulled him away from the section.
Then Logan twitched his noses, a sight that Hawk had learned to identify with danger. "Something wrong?"
"Someone here don't smell right." Logan glanced around. Soon Rina was glancing with him as the two mutants began to scan the crowd outside the store.
"Uh, Logan." Bobby tugged on the adult's sleeve. "I think I see the problem."
Logan and Hawk looked to where the prankster was pointing and much to their surprise they saw Dr. Blight and a large suite of metal armor walking their way. Of course the fact that they were destroying everything in their path and frightening the people around them wasn't too surprising.
"Get the Planeteers, one of their psycho's is on the loose!" Hawk yelled down the mall to Roadblock who immediately ran to the food court to get the others.
"Well, well, well." Blight smiled as she stopped only fifty feet from the small group. "Mel, what have we here?"
The mask of the armor hummed to life and displayed the bizarre green face of Blight's computer assistant "Mel."
"Well Doctor." Mel's nasally voice snorted. "It seems we have a few new test subjects."
"I think you're gonna get more than a test…" Logan grinned as he raised his eyebrows and grinned.
"That is unless the Shredder has given you permission to take his armor." Bobby smiled confidently. "Which I sincerely doubt."
"What?" Blight snapped. "Who are you?"
"I'm the Iceman." Bobby faltered. "I'm an X-Man."
"Really?" Blight asked. "I don't recognize you from any TV reports."
"I turn into a solid form of ice!" Bobby shrieked as he covered himself in a sheet of ice.
Just then twelve Foot ninjas dropped to the ground and surrounded Blight. The suddenness of their appearance startled her into falling down on her rear, while Mel simply raised his arm and fired what appeared to be a sonic-cannon; unfortunately it was headed straight for Bobby.
"AH!" Bobby screamed as he flash froze the air in front of him only to get blown back by the walls explosion. When he looked up an ice spike was heading right towards him, but sudden crack deflected it. "Huh." Bobby looked around to see Tatsu, Shredder's right hand man, and a woman in an even darker uniform with a similar dress as the Shredder's.
"Oh great, the ninja's too!" Hawk groaned.
"We aren't here for you." The woman spoke as Tatsu stepped towards the metallic bodied Mel.
"We come for Master's armor." Tatsu spoke quickly.
"What in the!" Scott shouted as he and the others came running from the food court.
"I believe father also requested us to assert our dominance." The woman spoke to Tatsu.
"NO!" Tatsu seemingly chided. "Armor."
"Pitty." The woman sneered and then turned towards Mel as she unfurled a whip. "You have twenty seconds to return my father's armor."
"What the heck is going on?" Scott shouted.
"Blight and her new upgraded robot Mel just attacked us, then the ninjas came and…" Bobby pointed to the scene before him. "Need I say more?"
"Why are the Foot after blight?" Jean asked.
"Just a guess, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that she stole our master's armor." A young man said as he rested against the wall not far from Blight. He was built like Colossus and seemed to have a mouth like Bobby.
"HUN!" Tatsu shouted.
"What?" Hun looked confused.
"I think it's best that you just do your job Hun." The woman said.
"Oh, 'Hon', I like that coming from you." Hun joked.
For a moment the woman stood perfectly still then she turned to Tatsu. "Can I kill him, please?"
"Aw, come one Karai, you know you want me." Hun smiled.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" The woman now identified as Karai shrieked as she lunged at her supposed ally.
"Come on Mel, let's get out of here." Blight whispered as she and the armored giant tried to creep off.
"OH NO!" Scott shouted as he saw the two try and creep away. He sent an optical blast their way but as luck would have it Tatsu stepped directly in the middle of its path on his way to break up the two young Foot. He was sent sailing into the clothes store on the other side of the mall and another few moments of silence and confusion stepped the air.
"They attacked Master Tatsu!" A Foot shouted.
"Our honor has been be smirched!" Another shouted.
"Uh…" Xavier felt the tension rising. "Scott, apologize, now!"
Unfortunately the Foot were not in the mood for apologies and immediately attacked the X-Men, Misfits, Planeteers and Pyro. However, as soon as they had done that the immediately regretted it as Jean sent them all sailing back with an intense psychic push. Then their back up arrived; three dozen Foot Ninjas flooded into the mall.
"We're not going to be coming back here are we?" Amara asked.
"No Amara, we won't." Logan growled.
Then the mall turned into a battlefield. Ninjas were flying left and right as they tried to take on the combined might of Xi and Rina wielding rubber chickens. They were used as collective sports tools by the Fred and Peter. Jean was holding a shield over herself and Xaiver while Trinity had disappeared with three of the ninjas. Althea, Todd and Pyro were busy using the items in the novelty store to aggravate the living hell out of the ninjas. The Planeteers however were trying to bob and weave through the battlefield to Jean's shield.
"You know I hate to suggest it Kwame, but…." Wheeler narrowly dodged a punch as Fred plucked the same ninja and used him as a golf club. "Thanks big guy!"
"No problem." Fred said casually.
"I Think we need Cap." Wheeler continued.
"I do not believe that is necessary." Kwame said as another mysterious ninja appeared and proceeded to wipe the floor with every member of the Foot he encountered.
"HEY BILL'S HERE!" Todd shouted from the store. "THE FOOT ARE IN FOR IT NOW!"
"Who is this Bill?" Karai shouted
"That would be me." Bill said as he delivered a kick that sent Karai flying into Hun.
"Fool!" Karai lashed her whip out at Bill only to have a stampede of flaming horses' burn it to a crisp. Co-indecently Pyro had found seventeen fully filled lighters.
"Lady you have got a MEAN temper." Bill blinked.
"There's a ninja named Bill on our side?" Wheeler asked in confusion.
"Yup." Jean said.
"Ok." Wheeler conceded with out argument as several Foot ran by with flaming horses and Pyro right on their heels.
"Who knew being a good guy could be so much fun!" Pyro cackled.
"Where's Gambit?" Wheeler looked around as several Foot and Hun bounced off of Jean's shield.
"Why?" Linka asked.
"He said something about knowing a good fire insurer." Wheeler explained.
"Oh, I'll give you the number." Xavier said. "He gives a discount whenever I recommend someone."
I'm guessing you're good friends with everybody in the insurance industry, aren't you?" Wheeler asked.
"Yes." Xavier hung his head in defeat.
"How long will this last?" Kwame asked as Pyro's lighters went out and the Foot immediately turned on him. As it turns out Pyro's screams were just the right pitch to cause Mel's circuits to go haywire and the robotic giant literally blew his top right at the door.
"AFTER THEM!" The recovered Tatsu shouted as all the Foot turned see Blight and Mel right by the door. The irony of the situation was that they first had to escape their current battle, which as it turned out wasn't that hard after Tatsu slammed several smoke bombs into the ground.
"Oh man…" Fred coughed. "I see why the turtles hate this stuff so much."
"I think Blight got away." Todd said.
"YA THINK!" Bobby shouted.
They heard sirens in the distance and then Hawk's phone rang.
"Hello?" Hawk answered followed by; "HE'S BEEN WHAT?"
"Ah, so that explains it." Wanda smiled.
"Yeah, I just wish the turtles had teleported here first thing so we could have helped them immediately." Hawk groaned as the two entered the infirmary. "Still, how come Pietro didn't feel any pain?"
"I don't know." Wanda said. "Maybe the charm did something; I mean he is my brother. But what happened to Blight?"
"Well the cameras showed her catching Mel's head as she ran to her car and peeled out of the parking lot. The Foot were still chasing her."
"AWESOME!" Gecko shouted as he pulled the attention in the room towards him. Donatello was visiting Mikey with a new motorized skateboard.
"Ah, yeah the skate-boy." Hawk groaned. "Why did Pietro have to invite him?"
"Because for once he may have actually found a friend." Wanda smiled as she sat by her brother who was out like a light.
"Dude, you skate?" Mikey asked as he got off of Lifeline's table.
"Yeah, you better believe it." Gecko smirked. "You?"
"Dude there are some killer street spots in the sewers." Mikey smiled.
"I'm more of a vertical guy myself." Gecko said.
"By the way." Donatello turned to Hawk when he noticed him. "My brothers were wondering if we could have a cook out here."
"Sure, why not." Hawk sighed. "I've got enough blue pills."
