Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Musings of the Mad

Lachesis clawed at her stranger dirt prison.

Ever since her sister had been locked in Hades by Wraith, Atropos had reclaimed the power that she gave her younger sibling, and now Lachesis was a powerless former goddess. She, of course would have been perfectly fine with her situation if her sister hadn't taken the powers away at such a crucial time. Now she sat and clawed at the dirt walls of the literal hole she had dug herself into.

She sat there for hours cursing the power of Death and his stupid idealism. She cursed him more for driving her sister to the darkest depths of her soul for vengeance. Then she cursed him just to curse him. Then Alteran appeared in black clothing.

"Lonely down here isn't it?" He smiled.

"Go away Light, I don't wish to see you." Lachesis growled.

"I'm darkness now, or haven't you been paying attention?" Alteran smiled as the hole filled up and Lachesis found herself once again above ground.

"What do you want then, Darkness?" She hissed.

"Nothing, but if you desire power so much, I know of a place you can get it…" Alteran's eyes gleamed over with insanity.

Lachesis thought for a second before she let her mind completely go void of any remaining sanity. All that was important to her now was power.

"Do tell…" Lachesis' eyes joined Alteran's in their strange, darkened glee.

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About a week later…

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"Hey, would some one get the door; I got crates to carry here!" Ash shouted into the manner as a group of four kids came to the front, he was bust taking a few crates into Ororo's greenhouse. Thankfully the door opened a few seconds later and they were welcomed in.

A few minutes later Ash was in the greenhouse placing the dirt crates where he could, when he noticed a small form huddling under the tables.

"Hey, who's in here?" Ash asked in his usual brash manner and after a few seconds of silence a whimper came. Ash quickly located the whimper and found it was in fact a young girl, who was not only completely pink, but had claws as well. "Ah, you must be one of the new squirts, couldn't take it inside, huh?" She remained silent and Ash just smiled. "I'll tell you what Pinky, you help me move some of these crates and I'll get you some ice cream, how's that sound?" The little girl just blinked and looked at the large crates and began to cry. "Whoa, whoa, whoa hey…"

Suddenly the door to the greenhouse opened and Ororo came in.

"Ashley, have you seen a young girl about the age of eight at all?" She asked as she looked under the tables.

"Yeah, the little squirt's right here, aren't ya Pinky?" Ash motioned for the girl to come out. "And don't call me 'Ashley', its Ash, how many times do I have to say it?"

Ororo simply rolled her eyes and smiled. "Her names is Pennace, 'Ash', or if you like it better; Penny."

"I don't know…" Ash grinned, "I like Pinky, how about you?" He looked down and smiled and the pink little girl who ran up to and behind Ororo. "Geez, what is it with these kids always running away from me?" Ash grumbled as he left, slightly miffed, to get another crate.

"Now Penny, that wasn't very nice." Ororo knelt down to Penny's eye level. "Mr. Williams was trying to be nice." Penny looked down a little, shame in her eyes. "Oh Penny, I wish you could talk and tell us your problems." Ororo carefully gave the little girl a hug. "Let's go inside, ok?"

Inside, however, was turning into a bizarre three ring circus as Wraith had returned to investigate one of the newest mutants at the Mansion; Dead Girl.

"You shouldn't be here…" Wraith glared at the raggedly dressed girl.

"Who is this monkey-nut?" Dead Girl asked as she jerked a thumb towards Wraith.

"Uh…" Scott stuttered. "Dead Girl, I might suggest you not piss off Wraith."

"Why not?" Dead Girl asked as she turned to see Wraith's robes morphed and a large scythe appeared by his side. "Oh… You're one of them… aren't you?"

Wraith's featureless face came inches from Dead Girl's; "I rule them."

"Wraith!" Xavier shouted, "Despite who you are or what you maybe in charge of I will no stand for your threatening my students!" Xavier's face was red with anger and veins were pulsing in his skull.

The scythe vanished and his robe returned to normal, but he left an angry glare upon Xavier and then upon Dead Girl, "I will resolve this eventually." With that he vanished.

"Did he just say what I think he said?" Scott asked.

"I believe he is merely insulted by the fact that he did not foresee this aspect in any mutations." Xavier sighed.

"Okay, besides being a Grim Reaper, who is he?" Dead Girl asked.

"I don't know, but I like him." Tim Fitzgerald said enthusiastically.

"You would." Everret Thomas rolled his eyes as he saw Penny come in with Ororo. "Hey, here's Penny!"

"Oh, she's so cute!" Kitty cooed as Penny sat down on the couch, but when she went to pat her on the head the little girl pulled away. "Aw, its all right I'm not going to hurt you."

"Kitty, I wouldn't do that." Xavier warned, her hair shares a similar dense molecular structure with her body, which makes the strands very sharp and extremely dangerous."

"Awww…" Kitty cooed again.

"So is this it?" Scott asked.

"Well currently we are in discussion with Captain Britain; apparently he saw our encounter with Proteus and believes our school could help his sister." Xavier explained. "Other than that; no." He then looked to the new students, "Feel free to look around and introduce yourselves at your leisure."

"Uh, wait." Scott said. "First we need to explain a few things about some of our friends."

"Like Greeny McGreenrobes?" Dead Girl asked.

"Watch it he's Irish." Kitty warned.

"Oh…" Dead Girl looked around cautiously.

"Anyway, Wraith is a powerful multi-dimensional being called a 'Scion'." Scott said. "Think of them as the living aspects of the universe."

"So, this Wraith guy is 'Death', right?" Everret asked.

"Yup." Kurt said as he walked in, "He has two other ghost friends who run the only mutant friendly nightclub in town."

"Wow." Tim blinked. "I'm really liking this guy."

"Then there's DM, short for DigitalMan, he has a penchant and extreme mania when it comes to destruction." Scott winced. "To put it lightly; keep all flammable and explosive contents away from the guy with the blinking shirt."

"Okay…" Dead Girl looked confused.

"You might also see a black winged guy walking around, he looks like a more thuggish version of Angel, but that's actually Astral the Scion of Order and he's more anal retentive then Scott." Lance said as he walked in. "Me, I'm just a Misfit."

"Couldn't have said it better myself." Scott smirked, and Lance just glared. "You guys came early today."

"Yeah, well Wanda's trying to talk Shipwreck down from overprotective to largely angry." Lance explained.

"Huh?" Time asked.

"Wanda, one of the Misfits is dating a Scion." Kitty explained. "To be more accurate she's dating the Scion of Chaos; Perfection."

"We can't explain Perfection." Scott winced once more.

"I don't think Karma can explain Perfection." Kurt said. "And she's one of his closest friends. "Not as close as Wraith or DM, but close."

"Who's Karma?" Everret asked.

"The Scion of Balance." Kurt explained. "She's pretty cool for an alien being, but she's obsessed with the color purple."

"She's an alien?" Tim asked.

"And a Scion." Kitty pointed out.

"Astral's a half-angel." Lance added.

"Karma's also dating Wraith." Althea said as she, Todd, Lina and Pietro came in.

"A ghost is dating an alien…" Everret's face froze in confusion.

"You haven't heard the clincher of weirdness though." Pietro chuckled.

"Oh?" Tim asked. "Do I want to know?"

"You see Perfection has this adopted imp child named Chybee that randomly wanders dimensions causing problems and he likes to hang out here… a lot." Pietro chuckled.

"Oh, sounds fun." Tim said.

"He ate my Highlander collection." Scott grumbled.

"He's scared Kitty's dragon into hiding in her closet whenever he's here." Kurt said.

"Logan's afraid of him…" Todd said.

"I'm afraid of him." Xi added.

"Wow, a tiny imp has you guys cowering in fear." Tim chuckled, right as a small portal opened up in front of his face and a small red form leapt out and gripped his face tightly.

"ISTA ISTA KOFRKEEEE!" It screamed as it jumped and leaped all around Tim's body and vanished just as quickly.

"Congratulation's you've been Chybee-ed." Pietro snickered.

"It feels like a Gremlin raped my face…" Tim groaned before he passed out.