Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Meeting the Maximals
"Whoa!" Gecko dodged a green slime that someone had tossed at him. He leapt back with his claws out as his skateboard shot forward.
"Watch it Cybelle." A voice said. "He's just one of those mutates." The voice's owner then stepped out of the shadows, he was a tall thin man. "I am Calliban. Calliban apologizes for Cybelle's actions; she thought you meant to hurt us."
"Hey no prob." Gecko laughed it off. "Name's Gecko, nice to meet ya." He extended his hand for a shake but the man ignored it.
"You should know the turtles' territory ended a few yards that way." Calliban pointed to where Gecko had wandered in from.
"Ok." Gecko retracted his hand. "So I take it you're not keen on visitors."
"No, especially those who happen to associate with top-siders." A woman with an eye patch walked into view. "I'm Callisto, leader of the Morlocks; now leave our territory." She tossed his board at him with a force that caught him off guard.
"Wow, thanks for the neighborly welcome." Gecko rolled his eyes as he walked off.
"Was that necessary?" A voice asked from behind, it's gentle tone was laden with a feral nature.
"Cheetor, you said it yourself; you are new to this world, you don't know the dangers he would have brought to us." Callisto said.
"Maybe, but he was just having some fun, like the other kids do." Cheetor said.
"He is a mutate." Calliban pointed out.
"So, I'm not even a biological creature." Cheetor stepped out, his body covered in patches of metal and fur. "Well not completely anyway."
"Yes, but you are not human either." Callisto said, "He still is, at least in his mind."
"You know, I don't think this is gonna work out anymore." Cheetor sighed. "I mean, seriously thanks for helping me out and all, but I gotta find Big-Bot and the others."
"Is that the only reason you're leaving?" Callisto arched an eyebrow in concern.
"No, it's not." Cheetor looked up. "You just brushed him off like a human would brush you guys off. Talk about hypocritical."
"Good luck in your search." Callisto hissed.
"Yeah, give everyone my best." Cheetor grumbled, "Beast Mode!" Cheetor exclaimed as his body shifted to what looked like a cyber-organic saber tooth cat.
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A few minutes after heading back into his home "territory" Gecko had found the best spot for some of his favorite tricks. It was really nothing more than a giant draining pool, but his luck held strong and it had been abandoned recently, so he was free to skate as much as he liked. He had been balancing on the lip of the pool when he heard a voice from behind him
"Wow that looks hard." Gecko turned to fast and fell off his board which shot up and was about to crash into his face when a large cat grabbed it in its mouth.
"Who said that?" Gecko asked.
The cat put down the board and spoke. "I did."
For a second Gecko merely looked around for a hidden camera then he just sighed. "Well this is new."
"One second…" The cat said. "Cheetor; Maximize!" The cat then changed into a large robot.
"Whoa." Gecko jumped back slightly.
"Sorry, should have warned you." Cheetor said as he introduced himself. "Name's Cheetor." He extended a clawed hand.
"Oh, hey someone nice for a change." Gecko happily shook the hand.
"Yeah, I saw you back there. Normally Callisto's not like that, but I guess she doesn't trust you all that much." Cheetor scratched his head.
"Really, you been here a while then huh?" Gecko picked his board back up.
"Actually I only arrived a few weeks ago. I'm looking for my friends." Cheetor said.
"Really, they like you?" Gecko inquired.
"Yeah, for the most part, I mean Optimus is pretty big and he should be easy to find." Cheetor laughed.
"Optimus?" Gecko froze for a second. "Maximize…"
Huh?" Cheetor was shocked by what he had just heard.
"Is he a big gorilla like dude?" Gecko asked.
"Yeah, but he's all machine now…" Cheetor looked worried. "Something must have happened when that winged guy brought us here."
"Whatever, I think I know where your friend is; follow me." Gecko crawled out of the pit and started down a tunnel. Cheetor followed close behind.
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"Let me get this straight…" Hawk took a deep breath. "Astral wanted to help with the impending Heartless invasion so much that he brought a cybernetic race of aliens into our world and they've been separated from their bodies."
"That's about it." DM said. "P's getting the bodies as we speak; he's got a knack for finding large objects which can crush him."
"YOU!" An accusatory voice boomed from the hall as the large ape-man struggled against his straight jacket. "What kind of trick is this? Where are Cheetor and the others?"
"Heh…" Astral blushed. "It's not a trick, just a mistake on my part."
"Yup, wing-man here didn't realize your pocket dimensions would backfire in our dimensional rifts." DM smiled. "Our buddy's off trying to locate your body and your friends."
"How do I know that's the truth?" Optimus growled.
"Because I've got you're body right outside." Perfection appeared next to him. "As for the others, I can't locate their bodies, but my guess is that they're intact with their sparks."
"What?" Astral looked confused. "How?"
"Well, it's rare, but Optimus' separation may have thrown off the other separations and just caused the Maximals to be spread out." DM said.
"Oh, good, that means the dinosaur won't be so pissed at me." Astral sighed.
"Dinosaur…" Perfection groaned. "Velociraptor or T-Rex?"
"How should I know, he was short and had big claws." Astral shrugged, while Perfection rammed his head into a wall. "What now?"
"You brought all of them according to alignment, right?" DM asked.
"Yes…" Astral sensed he had screwed up again.
"That version of Dinobot is EVIL!" Perfection shouted at Astral.
"What?" Astral screamed, "He was with them, they were carrying him back to their base!"
"We had just knocked him out." Optimus said, "But what difference does it make, besides the damage he could do?"
"Well, there's a high possibility that Astral may have brought ALL of your enemies here." Perfection explained. "And… Well I'll explain the other possibility later; Wraith can you fix him up for me?"
"Sure." Wraith smiled as Perfection vanished. "Hold still, this'll only take a second…"
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"So Big-Bot's here huh?" Cheetor looked around the Pit. "Nice place."
"Yeah, well it's the Misfits home, not really my kind of place but it works for them." Gecko said as he, the turtles and Cheetor rounded the corner of the largest bunker. What he saw made him jump back.
"What?" Cheetor asked.
"Is that your friend?" Gecko's eyes were wide with fear. Well, wider with fear.
Cheetor looked around the corner to see the form of Optimus Primal talking with several humans. "BIG BOT!"
"Cheetor?" Optimus glanced down towards the smaller Maximal. "Cheetor, it's good to see you!"
"He's one of you subordinates, I take it?" Hawk asked.
"Yes he is. Cheetor, this is General Hawk of the GI Joes, we'll be working with him for some time." Optimus smiled.
"All right." Cheetor said as he silently shifted into his robot form and extended his hand for a shake. "Nice to meet you general."
"Nice to meet you too Cheetor, this gentleman to my rear is Duke, my second in command." Hawk nodded to his friend.
"Hi." Cheetor waved. "So, Big-Bot where are the others?"
Optimus' face fell. "Cheetor, we were separated by a large miscalculation made by the Scion of Order."
"The guy who asked for our help?" Cheetor looked confused.
"Yes, he did not know our pocket dimensions would react in such a way with his dimensional rift. In short we have no idea where the others are." Optimus sighed. "I just hoped they're ok."
"Aw man…" Cheetor almost feel to his knees.
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"SON OF A FREAKIN'…" Perfection could be heard on the other side of the base as he slammed his head into many different objects.
"What's wrong with him?" Roadblock asked.
"Astral accidentally set another world on a collision course with yours." DM giggled, "You'll be on the receiving end of a Chaos Spark this time."
"What's the difference?" Shipwreck asked.
""Before people were unaware of what was happening because you were plowing through other universes, now you're about to be plowed through." DM kept on smiling. "Essentially it works the same way, only there is no permanent solution to this and everyone will be aware that something has gone horribly wrong."
"Oh goody." Shipwreck groaned. "What happens to him?"
"His head explodes." DM chuckled. "And it showers confetti!"
"Really?" Shipwreck asked.
"No." DM said. "He has a violent reaction as usual."
"Oh." Shipwreck said. "Think you could talk him out of dating Wanda?"
DM looked over his glasses at the sailor and shook his head. "You just don't learn do you?
"You mean to tell me you see nothing wrong with their dating?" Shipwreck asked.
"No, and for good reason; Perfection is happy. Just like Wanda is." DM said. "They're good for each other, besides we don't consider ourselves thousands of years old."
"Oh?" Shipwreck asked.
"No, we can't think like that, especially Wraith. We don't concern ourselves with time." DM sighed, "Could you imagine worrying about how far along on eternity you are?"
"No." Shipwreck said.
"Neither can we." DM pointed out. "Most of us started out just like everyone else." DM left it at that while Shipwreck walked off.
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A few minutes later Shipwreck was at Wanda's door.
"Come in." Wanda said from the other side. When Shipwreck came in she immediately groaned. "What now?"
"I just wanted to apologize." Shipwreck said. "You know I don't really see a difference between you and the other girls; you're all like daughters to me."
"I know and you're trying to protect me." Wanda smirked. "But you don't need to; Perfection is as honest a person as I've met."
"Really?" Shipwreck asked.
"Yeah, try to get to know him, you'll see." Wanda smiled, "And then you can hate him for some other stupid reason, ok?"
"All right." Shipwreck smiled.
"By the way; tell Angelica to hide, the Planeteers are on the verge of killing Pyro." Wanda said in all seriousness.
"Oh jeez, what'd he do?" Shipwreck groaned.
"I'm not quite clear on the details but apparently it has something to do with a case of malted chocolate balls, a fireworks factory and a really big ball of twine." Wanda sighed. "I bet he comes here."
"Yeah, Hawk's been preparing for that." Shipwreck smiled, then he noticed how dressed up Wanda was. "Goin' out?
"If Perfection ever gets ready…" Wanda grumbled.
"He's a bit busy…" Shipwreck said.
"What?" Wanda was not amused by the possibilities.
"Talk to Astral and whatever you do, don't look out your window." Shipwreck winced as she immediately did so.
"THERE'S A LARGE MECHANICAL MONKEY ON THE BASE!" Wanda screeched, "WHAT DID THAT BIRD BRAIN DO!"
