Disclaimer - If I owned Numb3rs I would lock Charlie away and play with his hair all bloody day long! I also don't own Laura Numeroff's idea. I just borrowed it.

Genere - Fluff

ILOVECHARLIESHAIRITSSOAMEWSOMEBUTIDONTWANTHAIRLIKETHATBECAUSEIDLOOKBADUNLIKEDAVIDK!

When you give Charlie a number, you better have paper on hand.

And if you don't, you'll have to go down to the store and get some.

So naturally, he'll want to come with you.

And when you pull out the car keys he asks you how old you are, and when you birthday was.

So you tell him.

And he goes off into some math lecture about how many seconds old you are.

Which freaks you out, so you user him into the car.

And while you are driving down to the store, he will caculate the time it'll take to buy the paper, and get home.

And he annoys you so much that you pull the car over and tell him to shut up.

But he won't shut up, because he's too involved in his math thing.

So you will smack him. Which makes him come out of his math zone, and realize you have stopped.

And then he will remind you, that you should have warned him you were doing this.

Because this is another variable that he hadn't accounted for.

By this time you are so frusturated that you tell him to either shut up, or he's going to have to hitch a ride.

And of course Charlie then will tell you the statistics of that happening.

And then you will start driving, in hopes that the radio will drown him out.

When you get to the store, you and Charlie go off to find paper.

And you're about to check out, when you realize you need milk.

So you go over to the dairy section, and ask Charlie what you should get.

Charlie then sprouts off into an explanation of how you should get two gallons, because of some equation of his.

You buy the two gallons of milk, and the pad of paper, when Charlie tells you that everything should cost 13.07 before the cashier does.

And of course it unerves the poor cashier, but it's in the past now.

Until of course you hand the cashier a twenty and Charlie tells you that you will get 6.93 back almost instantly.

Which really freaks the cashier out.

So you grab the milk and paper and Charlie and hurry out of there.

By the time you get home, the notebook is already half way filled.

And he's sprouting off more numbers that you can fully understand.

When he turns to you and says he wants milk.

So you tell him to get it himself.

And he says no.

And then you realize that your parents are finnaly home.

So you tell him that you will give him twenty dollers of your parents get him the glass of milk. And if not, then he will give YOU twenty dollers.

He agrees, and waits for your parents to get in.

Who of course, agree to get him milk.

Because of his hair which is so cool.

And then you realize that you gotta pay Charlie.

And when you give him the money, his eyes light up, and you realize your mistake.

You gave Charlie Eppes...

Another number!

CHARLIESHAIRISSOCOOLANDILUVITSOMUCHSOHANDSOFFBUTIMNICEANDWILLALLOWYALLTOLOOKATIT

This just came to me at 1:44 in the morning, and wouldn't leave me alone! Hope y'all liked it, and if not constructive critism is good! But I just wanted this to be kind of meaning less fluff! And actually the birthday thing is true, I don't know the equation but I know the website where you can find out so ask me in a review or PM for the link if ya want it.

And I know this was kind of short, but it's just fluff...I'm thinking about doing some more but I will mark it complete for now, and see what y'all think...

That poor button needs pushing, and the box needs typing in!

SMILES Y'ALL!

XOXO
Anne