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DeathNote: Plushies!
The door to L's, Light's and Misa's pseudo-apartment flew open. Watari, the culprit, stood in the doorway with a large box, the contents of which were unknown to all.
"They're here! They finally arrived!" Watari shouted, causing a mass of humans to flood over to the entryway as he placed the box on the floor. As L arrived at the doorway, he slowly reached down and cut the tape off the large box with a pocket knife he had grabbed off the small stand nearby.
"I can't wait" L spoke in a monotone voice, in stark contrast to Misa's wild and gleeful screams, "I can't wait to have one of me!" he spoke softly, reaching to grab one of the small objects, examining it at face level.
"An 'L' doll… they captured my likeness perfectly" he spoke, not once showing an emotion other then stoicism, "and what about Misa Misa's doll? Did they capture her likeness?"
Misa grabbed one of the plush dolls out of the box and held it close to her chest, "Yep! It looks so real! They did a great job with these!"
Watari looked at L, "The company said that these dolls would be shipped out by tomorrow morning to consumers everywhere around the world! Think of the money we'll make!"
At that precise time, Light waltzed up, glancing down at Misa,and noticing something rather interesting concerning her doll as he picked one up out of the box.
"Well, they certainly did a GREAT job detailing you, Misa! Why, I'd almost suspect them of watching you undress" he smirked as he continued to look at the upside down doll, catching his 'girlfriend's attention.
"What are you-" she stopped, her face growing several shades of red as she looked up her doll's skirt, shouting something so loud, Light could only make out the words "They'll pay for this!" before watching as Misa ran out of the room, her destination already known as her 'manager' set out to catch up with her.
Two hours later, after Misa became a suspect in an unrelated murder case to her ongoing KIRA investigation, the group sat around, admiring their likeness portrayed in doll form.
"Hey, I just realized that there's no doll of me!" Light spoke up, burying his face in the box as he dug through the hundreds of plushies that littered the container, trying to find one with his likeness.
"No offense, Light-kun, but one with your likeness would scare customers away" L spoke flatly.
"Yeah, you don't have the type of face that screams 'innocent and pure-hearted' Light, no offense meant!" Misa added the apology quickly, watching as Light tried to deny their testimonies.
"That's not true! I'm very cute! And they could have included a mini 'Death note' as a small bonus!"
L turned to face Light, his face remaining his usual blank stare, "Light-kun?"
"Yeah, Ryuzaki?"
"What's a 'Death note'?"
The group now turned to face a new occupant of the room, listening to the sounds of baby talk and 'It's so cute!" coming from where they left the box.
"You cannot be serious. You mean to say, that he's less off-putting then me?" Light spoke, pointing at the shinigami sitting near the box, cradling a small doll with his likeness.
"But Ryuk's sooo adorable! And-" Misa shut up, looking at Light as he began to pound his fists against the wall, crying as the rest of the occupants went on with their lives.
Ryuk turned around as soon as everybody left, looking over at Light before speaking, "Aren't I adorable?"
That night, Light worked furiously at his deathnote, writing Ryuk's name over and over, hoping beyond hope that it would take effect.
A/N: Okay, the idea would be rather cool, to have Death Note plushies, but I think we can all agree that a Light doll would not be put out on the desk top, or where ever, but would sit in the deepest spot in our closets, due to the creepy factor there would be in owning one. on a plus side; I'd really like to own one of those 'Misa' dolls, that be rather 'interesting'.
Oh, and yes, I'm a male.
And I feel so bad for Light right now...
