Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)

Ignorance is Bliss

Had the humans of the Misfit's world known what they were looking at, they would have been utterly terrified. Thankfully they were completely oblivious to the sight of the Maximals (sans Depth Charge of course) walking down the streets of New York. This was in part because Perfection had hidden them behind an illusion and in part because they were already worried about other things; namely the results of Stryker Sunday.

"Slag spoutin' hate mongers…" Rattrap sneered as he passed several posters promoting anti-Mutant rallies.

"You are no different." Dinobot said coldly. "Or have you abandoned the phrase I so heartily detested?"

"What, you mean 'Once a Pred always a Pred?'" Rattrap asked.

Dinobot nodded with a growl.

"Well a'course I have. Look at the freakin' team we got! We got the Bird-dog with the record for showing Megs the what for, we got Legs with her new body and then we got you… Choppabutt." Rattrap smiled innocently.

"Rattrap." Perfection grumbled. "Shut up."

"Mmmm, apparently it isn't just your own teammates you aggravate…" Dinobot gave a malicious yet playful grin.

Rattrap was about to respond when he noticed a few of the Misfits up ahead. "Hey what gives?"

"No clue." Perfection said. "Let's find out…"

"You've gotta be kiddin' me…" Hawk groaned as the group neared. "Perfection, please tell me the there is an illusion around them and you aren't manipulating people's minds."

"I do illusions. Not mind jobs." Perfection said defensively. "Well not in that sense any way. Anyway, what's going on here?"

"New COBRA base." Hawk sighed, "They cleared out a while before we got here though it's weird though."

"Why?" Optimus asked.

"They weren't fleeing from us." Hawk said. "Apparently they were fleeing from some robotic raptors…"

"What?" Dinobot hissed in anger.

"The drones…" Optimus concluded.

"Which means the Predacons are in this world." Rhinox pointed out. "And if they're here, that means you're Scion of Darkness has half of Rampage's spark."

"Well, I can definitely see how you see that as a bad thing." Perfection said.

"How can it not be a bad thing?" Rattrap asked in shock.

"One; Rampage does not know that Megatron does not have half his spark and two; Megatron does not have half of Rampage's spark." Perfection pointed out.

"In some deranged way, I'm sure that makes sense to you, but this is Rampage we're talking about; sooner or later he's going to go berserk on Megatron whether he thinks he has the spark or not." Blackarachnia snapped.

"Ohhhh…" Perfection wobbled his head like a toy. "Testy today are we?"

"Could we focus on the situation at hand?" Silverbolt interrupted before Blackarachnia could respond. "Please."

"Wait…" Hawk just put a few pieces together. "How close do the Predacons need to be to control these drones?"

Optimus looked at Rhinox with a hopeful look.

"I don't know; a quarter mile maybe; it all depends on if they salvaged the old ones or made new ones from your technology." Rhinox guessed.

"Or perhaps in the building across the street." Perfection said as he pointed to another large sky scraper where Tarantulus was sitting high above the view o normal people.

"This is not good." Optimus said; right before Megatron's dragon form came swooping down from the sky.

"This is very not good!" Perfection corrected Optimus. "I'll get you some backup!"

"What?" Rattrap asked in shock. "What about you?"

"He can't do anything; you're all a part of our world now, we have to deal with it, with you!" Hawk plucked his radio from his shoulder and shouted orders into it. "GET THE MISFITS DOWN HERE ON THE DOUBLE, WE GOT PREDACONS!"

"Quite an astute observation you've made there…" Megatron smiled as he transformed. "But you've forgotten one small detail." People were now fleeing in terror as the Predacons popped up from the street or flew in from the tops of buildings.

"Oh yeah…" Optimus said as he transformed as well. "And what would that be Megatron?"

"We have our own allies." Megatron laughed as the form of Magneto levitated up from behind him. "Ahhhh…." Megatron shook his head as he smiled and noticed Dinobot. "My, my, my Dinobot; downgrading to a Transmetal I see as well as your allegiances no doubt."

"I control my own destiny!" Dinobot snapped as he readied his hand on his blade. "I would die an infinite number of ways rather than follow you again!"

"Oh jeez…" Optimus heard Hawk groan. "Not Magneto…"

"Hmmm…" Megatron gave his usual knowing grin. "Yes, I figured as much; then I guess it's a good thing I have three new allies. Well actually you probably know two of them."

Terrorsoar descended to the ground in his jet form with Scorponok riding on his back. The Maximals were obviously stunned by their return.

"Oh man, not these guys again!" Rattrap groaned. "Wait, he said three."

"Ah yes, it seems we were graced with the joy of finding a protoform shortly after our arrival, and Magneto being the gracious mutant leader he is gave us just the beast we needed to strengthen out numbers." Megatron cackled lightly. "Come on out and show yourself to us, my lovely Venus…"

The streets remained silent for a few seconds before an eruption came from the center of the street. When the dust cleared the sight that greeted the Maximals was not a pleasant one; standing in the middle was a femme-bot with hands like the mouths of a venus fly-trap, but the body and head, legs and tail of a praying mantis and she was giving them all an evil smile.

"She's a fuzor?" Rattrap blinked. "Not bad looking though; fer a pred that is."

"Yesss…" Megatron smiled. "And now that the pleasantries are over; Predacons destroy them."

Magneto remained by Megatron's side as the battle started; however, Megatron did not expect the newly Transmetalized Dinobot to cut trough the other Predacon's with the speed that he did and was quickly confronted with the angry saurian robot.

"You will pay fro the blemishes upon my honor!" Dinobot swung his katana at Megatron, but missed.

"Oh, but Dinobot you seemed so eager to commit to such violence, how could I deny you that pleasure?" Megatron laughed as he batted the smaller Maximal into a building with the dragon's head.

"I will flay your sorry excuse for a body across this world!" Dinobot leapt high at Megatron's head, but an invisible force held him still.

"Perhaps you didn't understand Magneto's presence here, but allow me to enlighten you; he controls metal." Megatron laughed as Magneto flung the Maximal into a light pole.

"Choppaface!" Rattrap shouted in shock as he turned his fire from the attacking Predacons to Magneto.

"Rattrap! Stop he's a human!" Optimus ordered, right before a powerful and wide red beam struck Magneto from the sky.

"No, he's Magneto." Cyclops said as he ran over to the Maximals. "Don't worry about him, just fight!" Cyclops said.

"Indeed!" Dinobot got to his feet and charged Megatron once more, only to be grabbed by the massive Predacon.

"Will you stop this nonsense already? You can't beat me!" Megatron roared. Then he felt a light thud and several spikes of pain enter his shoulders. He roared in pain as he tossed Dinobot to the ground and X23 who had stabbed him.

Dinobot deftly caught the young girl and set her down gently.

"Why you filthy little…" Megatron stopped when he heard two distinct "Shinkt" like sounds from behind him. He turned to see a very angry Wolverine.

"That, Megatron, is the girl's father." Dinobot cackled, "Have fun."

"You just earned yourself an introduction to my six points of argumentation." Wolverine growled.

"What?" Megatron asked right before Wolverine launched himself at the Predacon, who was taken by such surprise that he could not defend against it.

"You're father is truly an impressive warrior." Dinobot said as he watched the brawl before him.

"Yes. He is." X23 agreed. "But now I'm jealous."

"Oh then by all means, I was not restraining you." Dinobot bowed to let her pass right before he joined in.

The others however were faring quite differently. The new Predacon force of Venus was truly terrifying sight in battle as she would quickly convert solar energy into blasts and then hid behind Rampage for cover, only to turn around and convert the beams into a powerful healing blast for Rampage.

"This chick is nuts!" Rattrap shouted over the weapons fire.

"I would not know!" Silverbolt said as Quickstrike clamped his massive claws around the noble fuzor.

"Put him down snake breath!" Toad shouted to the Predacon.

"Or what? You gonna hop me to death you little tin horn?" Quickstrike snapped.

"YES!" Toad shouted as he delivered a series of powerful kicks to Quickstrike's head.

"Oh, I feel dizzy an' all…" Quickstrike moaned.

"Dizzy?" Quicksilver leaned against the nauseas Predacon. "You obviously haven't been here long." Quicksilver then ran in his usual circular pattern and drug Quickstrike into a small tornado. "Pyro!"

"Eh?" The psychotic Australian looked towards his new teammate. "What?"

"Put fire in the tornado!" Quicksilver shouted.

"OH, ok!" Pyro happily obliged and immediately Quickstrike began to howl in pain. "Strange I thought scorpions liked heat."

"FOR THE ROYALTY!" Inferno brought his gun level to Pyro and let a stream of flame loose and to him it looked like he was setting the human ablaze; however he was in reality only supplying Pyro with ammunition and his gun soon conked out and sputtered to a stop. "Wha?" He looked on in confusion as the flames stayed in place and soon formed a massive fireball.

"This is from my favorite TV show!" Pyro cackled with glee. "KAMEHAAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAA!" He sent the flame ball into a cylindrical path and completely crisped the fire loving Predacon.

"Nice!" Arcade said. Blob was holding down Scorponok while Arcade searched for a connection port to hack into.

"Hurry up, this guy's stronger than he looks!" Blob started to break a sweat.

"STOP BLOCKING MY SHOTS!" Rampage shouted as Avalanche kept raising pillars of earth in front of the crab's powerful blasts. "I'LL FEAST ON YOUR ROTTING CORPSE!"

"Isn't there supposed to be an 'or' between those two sentences?" Avalanche cracked as he blocked another shot.

"NO!" Rampage bellowed. "Now die!" He fired off three rounds at once. Avalanche could only stop two and stared in horror as the third came careening towards him. Then a giant blue thing stepped between him and the blast and shielded him.

"Why don't you leave the kid alone X, I'm more you're size." Depth Charge had finally shown up. "You all right kid?" He stood Avalanche up.

"Yeah…" Avalanche said, slightly shell shocked. "Look out!" He raised a quick wall of earth to block another trio of shots which caused Rampage to roar in anger and abandon his post of guarding Venus and charge the group.

"YOU FOOL!" Venus shouted as she took a seemingly unhealthy amount of damage from the Maximals.

"Waaaazzzpinator save plant-bot!" Waspinator dove in and tried to pick up his comrade but was instead blasted by her.

"You don't touch me you freak!" Venus snapped.

"Well then stay behind me!" Terrorsoar shouted as he swooped in and used his massive blade wings to shield them from the fire. "Megatron won't be happy if you get slagged on you're first mission."

"Thanks for the assist cutey…" Venus smiled as she blasted off several more shots.

"ARGH!" Scorponok grunted as he managed to get Blob off of him. He aimed his leg missiles at Blob and Arcade. "You little punks…" He never got to finish his sentence because two things happened; one a turbo charged skateboard slammed into his skull and two; an invisible knee drove him to the ground.

"Hooah!" Gecko shouted as he popped out of a sewer, the Turtles quickly followed. "God I love being a mutant!" A blast narrowly missed his head. "I also love breathing…" Gecko hit the floor and crawled along towards the Maximals.

"I can agree with that statement." Xi said as he followed Gecko's lead.

"Let's see…" Rhinox said as he looked over the situation. "We've got Megatron, Rampage, Waspinator, Scorponok, Terrorsoar and this Venus lady all in a corner. Who are we missing?"

"That would be me." Tarantualus cackled from above the Maximals he had a few Misfits strapped in an energy web. "I believe these pathetic beings are valuable to you, are they not."

"CEASE FIRE!" Optimus and Hawk gave the simultaneous orders.

"Oh you're going to regret that…" Toad growled. Tarantulus had Wavedancer, Scarlet Witch, Fire Star and Dragonfly in the web. He also failed to notice the very angry Scion of Chaos that hovered behind him or the angry looks on all the male Misfits.

"Oh goody, I struck a nerve." Tarantulus laughed, and then he felt a tapping on his shoulder and turned to see a massive cannon in his face.

"This is my friend DM." Perfection grinned.

"Nice to meet you." DM nodded.

"This is DM's overly supped up Charged Particle Cannon." Perfection continued his grinning.

"She likes to make things go boom." DM added.

"And now you have a choice; let them go or see what oblivion looks like up close." Perfection smiled.

"I'd choose oblivion…" Wraith hovered by the spider's side. "But then again, I'm a bit biased."

Tarantulus didn't even say anything as he let the energy webs go.

"Good." DM smiled as he fired the massive weapon. "Say hello to your version of the devil for me." To his surprise though, Tarantulus simply fell to the ground with a light crisping and a smoldering smell.

"Hmmm…" Perfection looked confused.

"Must have set it to toasty." DM blushed.

As the battlefield stood silent several spheres dove in and snatched the Predacons away, much to everyone's disappointment.

"Why did they do that NOW?" Rattrap shouted.

"Rule one when fighting the Misfits; don't mess with Perfection's girlfriend." Toad said as he helped Wavedancer up. "Or mine."

"Or mine." Fred said as he gave Dragonfly a comforting hug.

"I don't want to be in that situation ever again." Dragonfly shuddered.

"In other words when Scarlet Witch's life was threatened, Perfection was able to enter the fray." Rhinox simplified the answer.

"Pretty much." Toad said as he looked around and noticed both Perfection and Wanda was gone. "There another dance contest or something?"

"Nope." Gecko said as he sat on the stairs of one of the buildings. "I think she was out of it."

"Sorry we couldn't get here in time." Leonardo sighed.

"Don't worry shell-head, we handled them pretty darn tootin' well." Rattrap boasted. "You know up until the hostage situation."

"Well, I think we should be getting while the getting is good." Raph smirked.

"Speaking of which." DM smiled. "I got you're base to be livable!"

"Excellent!" Optimus smiled as he turned back into his beast form. "When can we move in?"

"Tonight if you want." DM said with a smile.

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Dinobot, Logan and Rina were standing angular to each other. The older mutant grunted as his daughter asked if Dinobot could teach her how to fight according to his sense of honor. Dinobot however was not willing to do such a thing.

"Why not?" She asked, slightly angered. "Am I not good enough?"

"It is not that young Rina." Dinobot said. "It is my own sense of honor that I now question." He looked to the sky. "It was the Predacon honor I once followed, and in the end it brought my friends only suffering at the hands of a pale impersonation. No, before I teach any of my honor and ways, I must first find what honor I truly desire; the honor of a warrior, fearless and resolute in battle, the honor of a knight as Silverbolt so gallantly demonstrates or my own honor that I cannot describe."

"I understand." Rina looked disappointed.

"However, if your father approves I would still like to practice with you and your friend." Dinobot bowed.

"I don't mind." Logan sighed. "And you might want to look into Bushido."

"Bushido?" Dinobot asked.

"Similar to your Predacon honor, but you combine it with Confucianism and you got yourself a pretty solid Code to live by." Logan said.

"Yes…" Dinobot nodded, "I will look into this Bushido. Thank you."

"Hey choppaface!" Dinobot looked towards Rattrap. "DM finished the new base, we're goin' now!"

"It seems I must go." Dinobot bowed to his new friends. "'Till next time…"

"Choppaface!" Rattrap shouted.

"SILENCE VERMIN, I AM COMING!" Dinobot shouted.

"He's your hero?" Logan asked.

"One of them." Rina said with a straight face. "One of the few."

"Who are the others?" Logan asked.

"People." Rina smiled lightly.

"Keep smiling kid, it looks good on you." Logan tousled his daughter's hair.