Inter-LOAFERS: Dance-Dance-Feva!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Spliced-verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, Mask, TMNT, Planeteers, Beast Wars)
AN: About two years ago I introduced the character of "Release" and his many personalities. Now he's back and he's here to cause problems. And yes, I'm a Waspinator fan.
Plans and Problems and Pests Part 1
"So…" Megatron looked over the prize that Magneto's minions had stolen while the Predacons had created a diversion. The plan was so flawlessly executed only a few hours ago and no one even realized what was happening or for that matter that there were any other mutants in the area. "This is your prize; a human."
"Not just any human." Magneto grinned. "He's a psionic or as they call them now; esper."
"I see, and what can he do that makes him so valuable?" Megatron asked.
"Watch the video." Magneto played back a security tape. On it was a simple tank that contained a frosted window. "This was taken as he was being suspended almost thirty years ago." The seven guards around the tank immediately fell dead, each one from a unique cause.
"He did that as he was being frozen?" Megatron smiled, "I can see why you want him."
"It also doesn't hurt that he hates all humans as well." Magneto smiled. "Of course there is a small problem…"
"What?" Megatron asked as he looked over the casing.
"He has a mental disorder I am painfully familiar with…" Magneto sighed. "You've met Lucas?"
"The annoying young pyrokinetic; yes I've met him. Quite an ego that boy has." Megatron stroked his chin.
"He has multiple identities stored in his warped little mind. Only a few, but they can be dangerous if they get control." Magneto explained. "Release here has no fewer than ten personalities, all capable fighters and each with their own power."
"In other words he's going to be hard to control." Megatron grunted.
"Unless we have him properly conditioned…" Magneto smiled.
"I don't know what you're planning, but I can already tell I'm going to like it. Yessss..." Megatron smiled.
"It will take a few days to fully prepare but I do have something in mind." Magneto smiled.
"Well then it wasn't such a loss after all." Megatron nodded. "And if I'm hearing the rumors correctly you've located more stasis pods."
"Four to be exact, I hope you don't mind but I had your little minion Waspinator fly two of them in, your ant also volunteered to bring the other two. I don't trust some of my men around those things." Magneto said.
"Oh I understand that. I personally don't think it's wise to even activate them around your people; we might end up with never ending Sabertooths." Megatron chuckled.
"My fears exactly." Magneto did not laugh.
An electronic cackle came over Megatron's com. Wazzzpinator to Megatron."
"What is it Waspinator?" Megatron snapped.
"MEGATRON CAN KIZZ WAZPINATORS BIG SHINY STRIPPED THORAX!" A radio crackle followed by silence.
"What did he just say?" Megatron looked to Magneto for confirmation.
"Wazpinator says; HE QUITS! Wazpinator go join Maximals where he not get slagged so much! Not get bullied by crazy-bot and bully-bots and two-head and not have to worry about crazy maniac for boss-bot and lunatic ant-bot!" Waspinator's voice was tinted with anger and insanity. "OR MEAN PLANT-BOT!"
"Inferno, destroy Waspinator and retrieve his cargo." Megatron ordered. Silence was his response.
"HA! Wazpinator slag ant-bot!" Waspinator cackled.
"Oh this is not good, not good at all!" Megatron hissed as he made his way out of the door. "Predacons, locate and destroy Waspinator, he's betrayed me and we know how that is rewarded."
"Do you require any help?" Magneto asked as he hovered beside the large Predacon.
"No, I will handle this myself." Megatron snorted. "I'm just glad that buffoon knows nothing of your prize, otherwise we might we'd have an even larger problem."
"How is he even going to find the Maximals?" Magneto asked.
"Trust me; if there's one thing Waspinator is good at its finding the Maximals, whether or not he wants to." Megatron growled as he exited the base and took beast form.
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"Wow…" Rattrap said as he admired the new Maximal base from his post. "I like the new digs."
"Yeah?" DM asked. "You know I just kinda xeroxed the base you made around the Ark, right?"
"Yeah, what can I say; it was home." Rattrap smiled.
"This is indeed a great fortification." Dinobot admired the base as well. "But why so far out in the desert?"
"Well, we kinda didn't want you and the Predacon's to start battles in the middle of city or town or stuff like that, so we plopped you down the same distance from their new base as the old." DM explained. "Don't worry about visting the others though. We got warp points set up for you."
"So the Predacons are nearby." Optimus said. "Well, I guess that's better than not knowing where they are."
"Yeah, well we kinda figured since Magneto's group is leaving them their old base…" DM started.
"What?" Optimus asked. "Why would they do that?"
"They got an island nation now." DM smiled.
"Wow." Rattrap nodded. "Leave it to da bad guys to get da island bases an' homes."
"Rattrap…" Optimus started.
"I know, I know…" Rattrap grumbled.
"Uhhh…" Rhinox was staring at a computer screen. "Optimus you better come see this."
"What is it my friend?" Optimus came over to the screen; it showed the exterior of the base and outside a very frightened Waspinator was trying to dodge multiple auto gun fire while juggling to stasis pods. "Turn those guns off!" Optimus ordered. "Maximals, outside now!"
The entire Maximal team was at the door in minutes where a panting Waspinator stood and smiled.
"Wazpinator bring presents for Maximals. Maximals let Waspinator join?" Waspintor sounded extremely hopeful.
"Gee, let me think…" Rattrap pretended to think on it before he pointed his gun at the former Predacon.
"Ohhhh…" Waspinator groaned. "Wazpinator tired of being slagged. Wazpinator just want to be safe."
"Put it down Rattrap." Optimus said, the entire Maximal team looked at him as if he had lost his mind.
"What; Big-bot he was trying to slag us just a few cycles ago!" Cheetro almost shouted.
"Actually, he was only trying to save the new Predacon." Silverbolt pointed out.
"YES! Wazpinator always try to help and always get blown to tiny bits!" Waspinator stamped the ground. "Wazpinator not want to be in bits any more. Doggy-bot trust Wazpinator?"
"Well…" Silverbolt didn't know how to answer.
"I don't know why." Rhinox said, "But I think he's telling the truth."
"Indeed…" Dinobot sneered. "Besides, he's the single most incompetent Predacon ever brought online, what harm could he possibly do?"
"Wazpinator not incompetent." Waspinator whined. "Wazpinator just unlucky."
"Gotta hand it to him there." Perfection said as he leaned againt the Ex-Predacon.
"AHHHH!" Wazpinator screamed for no reason as he leapt behind Optimus. "Crazy-fleshy-bot!"
"I take it you tow know each other." Rattrap sighed.
"No, he just knows who and what I am." Perfection smiled.
"Well, if you're willing to work hard and do as ordered we'll be glad to have you with us." Optimus smiled as he placed Waspinator back in front of him.
"Wazpinator do good! Wazpinator do whatever ape-bot want!" Wazpinator saluted and came to attention.
"Oh we're all gonna die…" Rattrap groaned.
Optimus gave a chuckle, "Just follow orders and try not to get into too much trouble."
"Wazpinator will follow orders." Waspinator tapped his shoulder. "Wazpinator activation code change sequence; Maximize."
"Activation code accepted." An electronic voice clicked from with in the robot.
"OH! Wazpinator bring Stasis pods. Ant-bot had other two and Wazpinator couldn't get." Waspinator said with a smile.
"Well that is disappointing, but at least you saved these two." Optimus sighed.
"They're blanks." Rattrap groaned as he and Rhinox began to look the pods over.
"Wha?" Waspinator's face fell.
"Hey; Miracle time!" Perfections smiled. "Be right back!"
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Perfection appeared in the center of the Verge and looked around. No one was there, but he soon changed that by calling out the names of those he needed.
"WHAT?" Ragnis growled.
"He wants a miracle." Wraith explained, "And again, I don't know where the sparks are."
"I do." DM said as he walked in with two sparks hovering over his shoulder.
"Then why do you need me?" Ragnis asked.
Perfection only gave him an evil grin.
"No." Ragnis said sternly.
Perfection's grin turned into puppy-dog eyes.
"I said no…" Ragnis affirmed as he looked over at Wraith who was mimicking Perfection.
"Face it Ragnis, you're surrounded by people who can drive you insane until you agree." DM grinned.
"OH ALL RIGHT FINE!" Ragnis huffed, "They can have a kid." The he vanished.
"YAY!" Perfection cheered. "How do Cybertronian's reproduce?"
"I don't know." Wraith said.
"Neither do I." DM admitted as he looked at the sparks. "And they're in stasis lock…"
"So…" We take a bash at it?" Perfection asked.
"What could possibly go wrong?" Wraith said sardonically.
"We could piss off the Maximals." DM said.
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"Ok we're back!" Perfection smiled as DM and Wraith joined him by the stasis pods.
"What's he doing here?" Optimus narrowed his optics at Wraith.
"Despite what you may think these sparks are dead and my Reaper of Sparks will take them soon." Wraith said. "But to replace them and to give back two stolen lives we have these sparks."
The sparks over DM's shoulders took two distinct forms, a tiger and a hawk.
"Tigatron." Cheetor gasped. "Airazor. No way!"
"But they died." Optimus said in shock, "How?"
"They didn't die." Wraith explained. "They were kidnapped by your alien friends."
"The Vok." Rhinox snorted.
"Yup." Perfection grinned, "But that's not all you get…"
"What'dya mean? There's only two stasis pods." Rattrap said.
"Hey, genius." DM said. "Where's the 'miracle' in returning two stolen sparks?"
The entire Maximal team froze for a second. Only Blackarachnia seemed to catch on and she voiced it immediately. "You aren't giving them a kid are you?"
"Well they asked…" Perfection whined. "And he's so cute… Or will be…"
"Huh?" Optimus asked in confusion. Then the pods went off line for no reason and the sparks vanished. "What!"
The sparks from DM's shoulders flew into the pods and quickly burst forward in an explosion of energy. When the light from the explosion died down the Maximals were staring at their old friends once more.
"Tigatron!" Cheetor shouted with joy.
"Heya Wings, nice ta see ya again. Where's this kid we've been hearin' about?" Rattrap asked immediately.
"Right here!" Perfection said as he produced a small protoform that rippled into a small tiger like Transmetal 2 with wings and talons. "We weren't sure how you reproduced…"
"So we decided to wing it." DM smiled
"Not even close." Blackarachnia said. "Although I'm guessing Transmetal 2 bodies would be capable of biological type growth."
"Yesss…" Megatron flew over head. "Too bad it won't live long enough to test that theory." He fired a missile at Airazor only to have it wobble and flop to the ground. "What?"
"Hello!" Perfection waved his hands in the air. "Scion of Chaos says; bad dragons get spanked."
"Yes…" Silverbolt growled. "And we shall do the spanking. Honestly Megatron attempting to harm a child, I didn't think even you would sink so low."
"Well that's Megs fer ya." Rattrap snarled.
"Such dishonorable acts must be punished!" Dinobot snarled along with his friend.
"I think you just bit off more than you can chew Megatron." Optimus frowned at the Predacon.
"You guys handle these bozos." DM said, "We'll provide the shield for the mama and her baby." DM tickled the baby Maximal's chin. "Yes we will…" A sudden snapping of bones alerted him to the fact that his finger was now the baby's property. "Owww…"
"Child!" Tigatron admonished.
"Ah, don't worry about it." DM smiled and waved his figerless hand as the finger grew back. "My kid does that to me all the time."
"And now moving back into the base we see the baby's crib all set up for him." Perfection guided Airazor back into the base along with the unnamed Maximal child. "Let's just let your daddy show those nasty Predacons what boomies are all about ok?"
The baby gave a laugh and the unknowingly blasted the Scion's face off.
